The Surreal World

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 10, 2003, 3:29 pm

The cast:
Emmanuel Lewis - Webster
MC Hammer - Now MC Preacher
Corey Feldman - The evil Corey twin
Vince Neil - Motley Crue
Gabriel Carteris - Andrea from 90210
Brande Roderick - Baywatch babe
Gerri - Bitch from Survivor

Pretty funny last night when Corey Feldman started ranting about how he needed vegitarian food, because he believes that killing animals is wrong. They have souls, so killing them is just aweful. So Gabriel says "But you're wearing leather shoes?" So Feldman get's all mad and basically says "They were a gift!". So Gabrielle says "Well if it's ok to accept a gift made from a slaughtered animal, let me give you a steak." God what a great line.

Anyone else catch it?

-Shae

Post by **Sylvus** » January 10, 2003, 3:34 pm

I have heard of it and am interested in checking it out, when is it on? It's on E!, right?

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 10, 2003, 3:37 pm

I recorded it on PVR. Not sure what channel, but I thought it was Fox. I'll check tonight. It was on last night, I'll have to check the time, had to have been around 7. Bah...details soon.

-Shae

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 10, 2003, 3:51 pm

this isnt a joke?

its real?

Ooga[foh] · Post by **Ooga[foh]** » January 10, 2003, 3:57 pm

The show was damned hillarious and it was on the WB at 9pm PST last night. Totally funny shit. You wanted to strangle Webster by the end of the show though. His laugh was hideous. Hammer is going to try to bring everyone to the lord. Everyone else appears to be fairly normal with one exception.

I'm sorry, but I was pretty fucking disturbed with Corey Feldman. I really enjoyed his movies growing up. Goonies, License to Drive, Lost Boys etc were all great movies imo. To see what this guy has grown up to become is pretty damn disappointing. He's wierd, he has major PMS and I would probably last two days in that house before I wooped his ass.

He must have done some seriously fucked up drugs.

Overall, I don't think I will miss an episode. The show is very interesting to say the least.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 10, 2003, 3:57 pm

I swear, I thought you were making this up as well

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 10, 2003, 4:00 pm

I'll have to check it out, sounds funny.

Cedric the entertainer is pretty funny too, odn't think it will last though.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 10, 2003, 4:10 pm

Yeah, they were together for 10 days, and it's already filmed, so...can't wait to see what happened. And yeah, Webster's laugh got VERY annoying, and yeah, MC Hammer is doing The Lord's work, and yeah, Corey Feldman was good in the 80's but is acting like a fucktard on the show. heh

BTW, they said at the end of the premier last night that they will be re-running the premier on Sunday for those who missed it, so check your local listings. Could make for interesting conversation. Anyway, you HAVE to see the vegitarian thing...and the grocery shopping trip (omg) AND them meeting the neighbors. heh I found it very entertaining but maybe I'm just easily amused.

-Shae

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 10, 2003, 4:35 pm

NM getting my people and movies mixed up.. i'm thinking of someone else

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 10, 2003, 4:37 pm

I saw it, pretty damn funny. I too was shocked to see what a freaking pussy Corey has become. When he spoke to his girlfriend I thought he'd break down and start to cry any second lol. He proposed to her by the way (over the phone) and they plan to marry on the show on the last day.

I feel bad for Vince Neil who throughout the show was walking around and looking at everybody with this WTF! look in his eyes lol

The tension between Feldman and the survivor girl and pretty much the rest of the bunch will be funny to watch.

And maybe because I don't read Playboy, so I don't know who that playmate girl is, but she seemed to be the most stuck up Look at me I'm famous of them all. Ok she was on Baywatch, big star lol

Much fun

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » January 10, 2003, 4:47 pm

The problem with Feldman is that he was NOT on drugs for this show. To have really made this a hit, they should have replaced Webster with Corey Haim and replaced MC Hammer with Bobcat Goldthwait. Add in one big candy dish filled with cocaine and you have yourself a serious hit. I could see the Coreys tag teaming Jerry by day 5. No chick could withstand those 2 drugged up.

Coreys divided cannot stand.

I personally loved how his girl was asking questions about the other women in the house. "Does she have big tits?" Priceless.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 10, 2003, 5:19 pm

Yeah, Corey's g/f seemed to be concerned with the other girls' breast size, which was kinda strange, because the ones she bought are pretty large.

I, too, feel bad for Vince. I think he'll be talking like Ozzy by episode 10.

Gabrielle will be the biggest entertainment IMO. I just love a good smartass...

-Shae

miir · Post by **miir** » January 10, 2003, 5:57 pm

To have really made this a hit, they should have replaced Webster with Corey Haim and replaced MC Hammer with Bobcat Goldthwait. Add in one big candy dish filled with cocaine and you have yourself a serious hit.

You forgot Pauly Shore.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 10, 2003, 6:15 pm

In the name of all that is holy, how the FUCK did I miss out on this?!?

I'll be catching the re-run on Sunday, oh yes. Thanks for posting this. I already made the phone calls and got the friends lined up for a TV and game night.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 10, 2003, 6:17 pm

what network is it on? I must see this.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 10, 2003, 6:21 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:what network is it on? I must see this.

Here you go lazy ass:

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bi ... art&page=1

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 10, 2003, 6:39 pm

Ooga[foh] wrote:Hammer is going to try to bring everyone to the lord. Overall, I don't think I will miss an episode. The show is very interesting to say the least.

When they showed highlights from next episode Vince was seen saying "I'm definitely gonna start praying again"

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 10, 2003, 7:34 pm

Ennia wrote:
Ooga[foh] wrote:Hammer is going to try to bring everyone to the lord. Overall, I don't think I will miss an episode. The show is very interesting to say the least.
When they showed highlights from next episode Vince was seen saying "I'm definitely gonna start praying again"

Yeah, but in another clip like two seconds after that he takes a swipe at the cameraman and says "Turn that fucking camera off". Plus, Corey Feldman curses at MC Hammer and Hammer goes left on his ass. Can't...wait...a...week!

-Shae

Edit: Regularly scheduled time is 8:30P Central on Thursdays (But don't miss the re-run of the premier on Sunday!) Thanks Winnow

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 10, 2003, 11:35 pm

Voronwë wrote:this isnt a joke?

its real?

surreal puns? or honest questions? hmmm

Indigoiod · Post by **Indigoiod** » January 11, 2003, 1:18 am

I guess no one remembers all the trouble Corey Feldman got into years ago with the whole heroin thing, he was looking real bad about 5 or 6 years ago so this should be real interesting to see what's up his sleeve besides track marks.

Indigo/Goarlin OtB

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » January 11, 2003, 1:52 am

Saw it too and it fuckin OWND, I was rollin. How long did they all stay together for? Is it gunna ba a whole season or just like a few weeks?

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 11, 2003, 1:56 am

Brittney wrote:Saw it too and it fuckin OWND, I was rollin. How long did they all stay together for? Is it gunna ba a whole season or just like a few weeks?

10 fun-filled episodes!

-Shae

Deward · Post by **Deward** » January 13, 2003, 11:21 am

I thought Emanuel Lewis died like ten years ago. Should of stayed dead.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » January 13, 2003, 11:30 am

It was funny. I knew Cory would get into trouble because everytime I see him on Howard Stern, he gets totally slammed by the other guests and callers. He has a talent for rubbing everyone he converses with the wrong way. OH, did you miss the Stern episode where Cory's rock group *with Cory as the lead singer* performed on the show? It was TERRIBLE, all the callers hated it, and even howard stern thought it sucked so bad that he put together a mock band, he sung a few tunes, and had callers vote, and they still said Cory's group sucked more lol. They were like *Cory don't quit your day job, oh wait, you don't have a career anymore*

He will get owned on every argument, just like the steak scene. He's like watching a car wreck. Heads up.

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 13, 2003, 12:20 pm

Marty Feldman > all other Feldmans.

Oh how I miss those bug-eyes...

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 13, 2003, 1:05 pm

ROFL Did anyone else catch the re-run? I can't wait for Thursday now. Oh, and isn't Joe Milloinaire on again tonight?

-Shae

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » January 13, 2003, 1:30 pm

Or the Bachelorette. The poorest guy in thaty lineup was making about 45k/year. I was wanting to see at least one waiter. Oh well, there is still hope that she will pick the brother *lol yea right*