The mother of all Mistells

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The mother of all Mistells

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War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .

Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."

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Post by Ajran »

anyone want a port.... MY PORT....

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oh my..
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Post by Xouqoa »

haha

too bad we can't figure out what server that dude is on, we could have some fun with cross server tells.
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Post by miir »

Something like that would have gone unnoticed in FOH guildchat.
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Post by Truant »

lol, i've witnessed mistells do to improper use of the 'r' key...but i've yet to experience open channel mistells of that proportion yet.
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Mind a copy/paste? I can't get to that site from here :(
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Post by Gurugurumaki »

No cut and paste moron, as in not rink kk? Some companies have FIREWARLS.
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Post by Krimson Klaw »

miir wrote:Something like that would have gone unnoticed in FOH guildchat.
Most def. I am an ex sailor and those guys say things that even I have never heard before.
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Post by Kylere »

Hmm depending on which group was in power, that could have gone unnoticed or had people whining on my guildchat.
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Post by Cracc »

Looks like hes on Brell serelis :)
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Post by Pilsburry »

Hehe, I joined a CT raid for like 1 hour yesterday, I got yelled at because I called Drewon gay =/

Anyway....I got a miss tell like that directed to me once (long time ago), because I sent a tell to someone who used /r instead of "R"....if your gonna cyber you need to learn the difference.

"R" - Brings up a chat line that starts with say you were talking to me.."/tell Pilsburry" would come up.

"/r" - in the chat line sends your statement to the last person who sent you a tell...even if that person hit send like right before you hit enter and it was a new 3rd party.

I'm not going to out the couple in public, just it was funny. It was even funnier because I sent the tell (not cyber, it was a normal tell) to the guy which really got me off guard from his response.

Until then I always thought cyber sex was a joke.
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Post by Jice Virago »

Best part of that whole log are the guildpeople exthorting DK Points out of the guy in exchange for their silence.
War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .

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--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)

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Post by Midnyte_Ragebringer »

My boss just asked me what so funny. I cleverly responding nothing, as I laughed some more :)
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Post by Owenn »

for the Firewall challenged...

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scathing...
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Post by Ogbar »

Hehe, I am suddenly reminded of the outrageous bogus mistells Seeber used to say in /gu.
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lol

Post by Zintren »

thats the best mistell ive EVER seen. Thanks Jice :)
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Post by Zamtuk »

JACKASS!

Funny mistell.
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Post by Animalor »

Heh. The fact that people are doing this over EQ is vary disturbing to me...
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Post by Sinzar »

rofl :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ebumar »

Thats funny, but seriously, Pravus guildchat is 5x worse....

It gets so bad sometimes that I just have to tell Clatis to go take a break lol.
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Post by Chidoro »

Pilsburry wrote:\
Until then I always thought cyber sex was a joke.
Most disturbing thing I witnessed was running into a club in Omni-1 in AO one night. The whole thing made me lose faith in humanity.
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<---- has gotten lap dances in omni-1 :D

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Post by Aaeamdar »

Personally, I really just keep laughing at the "... my cum" part. I mean, whose cum would it be if not his own? Is this guy known for carrying around bags of other people's cum to spray people with so that he thought he better clarify to his cyber partner that the cum was his?
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Post by Cotto »

Aaeamdar wrote:Personally, I really just keep laughing at the "... my cum" part. I mean, whose cum would it be if not his own? Is this guy known for carrying around bags of other people's cum to spray people with so that he thought he better clarify to his cyber partner that the cum was his?
cheers for that image, bags of cum...great :o
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Post by Ebumar »

ahhh absolutly THE wrong image i wanted >_<
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Post by Badabidi »

That's some pretty funny shit
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Post by Janx »

If we posted every misstell sylvos has sent to guildchat this board would run out of room..
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