Movie Quote Game

[Spang]

Step 1: Quote a line from a movie.

Step 2: Name the movie.

Step 3: Quote a line from a different movie.

Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3

Step 5: Repeat step 4

I'll begin!

I want a schnauzer with my Wiener schnitzel.

[Zaelath]

Top Secret.

Of course I'm serious! And don't call me Shirley.

[Cotto]

Airplane

I's not fer me, i's for me ma

[laneela]

Snatch.

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

[Daboohk]

Better Off Dead.

"Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to read this, and you're going to listen, and you're going stay on the line. And you're not going to interrupt, and you're not going to speak for any reason. Some of this you know. I'm going to start at the top of the page."

[Drinsic Darkwood]

Primer.

"Now go home and get your fucking shinebox."

[Keverian FireCry]

Goodfellas

"Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me. "

[Aabidano]

Baron Von Münchhausen

"If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!"

*Edit - double checked and fixed

[Spang]

Yellowbeard

"All right, Curly. Enough's enough. You can't eat the Venetian blinds. I just had them installed on Wednesday."

Here's a hint, 1974.

[Ashur]

Chinatown

"Mephistopheles" is SUCH a mouthful in Manhattan.

[Canoe]

Angel Heart.

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist"

[Fairweather Pure]

Usual Suspects.

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

[Boogahz]

V for Vendetta


Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

[Canelek]

Oh Brother! Where Art Thou

"Good enough...to fuck yer mother!"

[Zygar_ Cthulhukin]

Super Troopers

I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.

[Spang]

Shawshank Redemption

"By the way, it says balls on your face."

[Winnow]

Shawshank Redemption

"By the way, it says balls on your face."

Garden State


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"I hope you don't screw like you type."

[Zamtuk]

Hackers

"I'm not sure what's more troubling, the job, or your past."

[cadalano]

Lock Stock



"Rommel... you magnificent bastard. I read your book!"

[Keverian FireCry]

Patton

"Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change."

[Zamtuk]

True Romance

" I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. "

[Ashur]

Casino

"Feed the hole."

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

Romeo is Bleeding

"Well its official, my penis is now just for show."