Best He-Man (or She-Ra) Character

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Who's the real Master of the Universe?

Prince Adam
0
No votes
He-Man
8
10%
Cringer
2
3%
Battlecat
13
17%
Skeletor
15
19%
Man At Arms
5
6%
Teela
4
5%
The Sorceress
2
3%
Orco
5
6%
Trap Jaw
3
4%
Beast Man
4
5%
Evil Lynn
2
3%
She-Ra
9
12%
Other
5
6%
 
Total votes: 77

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Post by Millie »

Not quite as cool as Transformers, but just about.
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Not even close.
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Man-At-Arms was a badass. He took no guff from anyone, including that pansie, He-Man :P
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Man-At-Arms also sported the leet 70's Porn Star 'stache. He probably got ALL the ladies!
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The power of the porn-stache is something to be reckoned with indeed!
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WTF....Everyone knows that Loo-Kee was the best ever...
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Post by emmer »

I only had two He-Man toys, one was a yellow guy with a rigid 80's hologram radar superglued to his chest which broke off about a week after I got him. The other was a guy called Stinkor which I got on one of my birthdays... his ability was to literally smell like a skunk, I couldn't get that stink off him no matter how vigorously my tiny 5 year old hands scrubbed... it's like the fragrance was somehow molded in with the plastic.

Shitty toys, but the cartoon was bad ass.
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Trap Jaw was teh own :D
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The ONLY other cartoon that comes close to transformers is Thundercats.
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He-Man and his lame cartoon was the gay.
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Post by Sajko »

This poll got me thinking of CKY4 when Brandon Dicamillo is dressed up as Skeletor / Beast-Man and sings some fucked up song :o
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Had to bring this link back for this thread....

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film ... 63,00.html
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I thought MASK was better than he man.
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Post by KilornCloudwalker »

Orko was teh bomb!

I hate to actually agree with Xyun, but he's right...only American cartoon even close to Transformers was Thundercats!

THUNDER!
THUNDER!
THUNDER!
THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOO!!!
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KilornCloudwalker wrote:Orko was teh bomb!

I hate to actually agree with Xyun, but he's right...only American cartoon even close to Transformers was Thundercats!

THUNDER!
THUNDER!
THUNDER!
THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thundercats was great, but as a concept it was little more than a cheap He-Man rip off.
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Post by Sylvos »

Teila was so hot
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he-man sucks
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So much h8 on this thread. Sad, really. :(

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Post by Sheryl »

I used to have this nightmare of a toy.

Crystal Castle

Cheesiest piece of shit ever. It advertised that there was an elevator inside that you put She-Ra in and she'd pop out of the top of the castle (like on the show). Truth was all you got was a pullstring.

Had to vote other because sadly, her horse, Spirit/Swiftwind was my favorite character. =P
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Sylvos wrote:Teila was so hot
Mmmm Cheetara... I'd hit it! 8)
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Many-Face or Triclops were the best for sure (think I got those names right!)
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Post by Axien_Dellusions »

Anyone remember Silverhawks? Wasn't as cool as She-ra but it was a cool concept.
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Partly metal, partly real....SILVERHAWKS
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Wings of silver, nerves of steel.....
Silverhawks
Partly metal, Partly real...
Silverhawks
Soaring through thte highway of the heavens in their flight--
Silverhawks, a rainbow in the night!

Lt. Jonathan Quick - Quicksilver
Sgt. Emily Hart - SteelHart
Sgt. Will Hart - SteelWill
The Copper Kid
Bluegrass!
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Post by KilornCloudwalker »

How many remember or admit to ever watching the Masters of the Universe movie with that oscar-caliber actor, Dolph Lundgren once again fucking up a decent franchise? OMG..

what more can I say about that piece of crap...?

(And as for cartoon chicks that are haut...Minerva Mink>Cheetara anyday!)
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Sylvos wrote:Partly metal, partly real....SILVERHAWKS
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Wings of silver, nerves of steel.....
Silverhawks
Partly metal, Partly real...
Silverhawks
Soaring through thte highway of the heavens in their flight--
Silverhawks, a rainbow in the night!

Lt. Jonathan Quick - Quicksilver
Sgt. Emily Hart - SteelHart
Sgt. Will Hart - SteelWill
The Copper Kid
Bluegrass!
Even though it was a weak rip-off of Thundercats, I really liked the Silverhawks... Except for the Copper Kid, and Bluegrass. I always hoped they would get blown out of the Airlock. :twisted:
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series was terrible but i watched it religously right after Thundercats regardless heh
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Post by Kwonryu DragonFist »

Heman was a good series.

They managed to bring the kids out from the TV room and into the Gym!

All the He man characters must have trained with Charles Glass / Chad Nicholls!

Or perhaps they used Growth Hormone and Insulin in their diet on Eternia.

I always wondered how Skeletor could be so muscular when he was so skeletal.

One of the differences between the HeMan characters and Thundercats was that almost 80 % of the Heman chars had the same muscularity and symmetry while in Thundercats some chars were smaller etc.

I think the biggest Thundercat was Panthro with the least bodyfat level, and you could see a big difference between him , Tigra and the Lion fellow.

In He-Man though, most of the good guys and bad guys had the same physique! Skeletor had the same muscularity and symmetry as He-man, as well as MerMan, TrapJaw etc.

How come?

Man-E-Faces was the best HeMan Character though.
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Post by KilornCloudwalker »

My favorite alltime cartoon series only ran a season and a half but I loved it!

Galaxy Rangers! One of the most kick ass themesongs ever too:) I manage to find them all in real video online and burn them..I miss that show:(


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Post by Karae »

Let's not forget the abiguous homosexuality of He-Man...
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What makes you say that?

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Post by Trias »

Stinkor...he made all my other dudes smell like shit
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Post by kyoukan »

WHERE IS RAM MAN?

I DECLARE THIS POLL VOID DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF RAM MAN.
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Skeletor is teh own!
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Post by Kwonryu DragonFist »

Whos that Reptile fella that Heman is fondling?
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kyoukan type-R wrote:WHERE IS RAM MAN?

I DECLARE THIS POLL VOID DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF RAM MAN.
Ram Man and Fist-O were the two He-Man characters whose names were quite possibly crude references to sex acts. I wouldn't put it past the creators of that show.

As for Stinkor, I hated that toy. His smell wouldn't come off my other toys, my clothes, or my hands for what seemed like an eternity. It was powerful stuff. Even after owning him for well over a decade, he still reeked to high heaven.
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Similarities?

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Check out the Goons!

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Man at Arms Without the Helmet!

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The Most Powerful Villain

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Ram man!

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Listen to them!

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http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu/exc ... /page1.mp3
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Porl to the top~
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