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[Xatrei]

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Which of you sick bastages is searching for blumpkins?

[Somali]

wtf is blumpkins?

[Dregor Thule]

Blue pumpkins, perhaps?

[Sueven]

it's a sexual act in which one party receives oral sex while taking a shit.

straightforward enough?

[Canelek]

Hmmm. Actually sounds like a great way to relax.

[Sylvus]

Let's not forget that a blumpkin is cousin to the "grumpy munchkin". Which is when one party performs oral sex whilst taking a shit.

[Canelek]

Too much effort. I like the first option, especially after a long week.

[Winnow]

Is it seasonal? Blumpkins could be the next temporary forum.

[Sueven]

the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.

[Dregor Thule]

the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.

Just lace the pussy with a laxative! I don't really see the point of the grumpy munchkin tho.

[Sylvus]

the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.

Well, I'd actually only heard of it as the girl performing fellatio while she was dropping a deuce. I just made it gender-neutral for the sake of equality.

[Sueven]

I've never heard of a male-to-female blumpkin, either. But I guess it's possible.

edit to say: i've never heard of a real life female-to-male blumpkin, either. i've never heard of any real life blumpkin.

[Xatrei]

I've never heard of a male-to-female blumpkin, either. But I guess it's possible.

edit to say: i've never heard of a real life female-to-male blumpkin, either. i've never heard of any real life blumpkin.

What about an Alabama Hot Pocket? **





** I have urban dictionary to thank for adding this one to my vocabulary

[Canelek]

Alabama Hot Pocket!! I like that one primarily because I don't know what it is!

[Winnow]

Probably need a poll for this one but speaking of the Urban Dictionary, I've always been at odds with the phrase, "laying pipe".

It can mean taking a dump, or screwing a girl. Somehow, this seemed to fit in with the blumpkin discussion.

So which do you associate "laying pipe" with? Dump or Screw?

When someone tells me they're going to go lay some pipe, I don't know whether to congratulate them or to light a match.

[Fash]

I've never heard laying pipe used to describe taking a shit... now if you'll excuse me, I need to extrude some pvc.

[lmnt9]

Laying pipe has always been sex. Never heard of it meaning anything else, other that the actualy act of installing physical pipeline.

[Sylvus]

I believe we can all defer to one of America's greatest wordsmith's on the issue.

I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hairdo
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her on-key
Bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said you’re the type of girl that I can’t pass over
Give me one chance and I’ll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like me’ll lay plenty of pipe
She didn’t get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I’ll be behind her
Waxing that ass like rain dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the comfort inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah I’ll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you
Nah, I’m just playin but it’s still the same
Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang

There you have it. Definitive proof that "laying pipe" refers to sexual intercourse.

[Canelek]

Well, Ice Cube may take tremendous pride in making the poop.

[Winnow]

Bitch had more ass than a donkey

wtf?

It looks like in the case of poop vs screw, the ruling will be in favor of screw for the phrase, "laying pipe"

-Urban Judge Winnow

[Aabidano]

Laying pipe == taking a dump.

[Canelek]

Laying Cable--that is the pooping term.