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by noel » January 15, 2006, 3:03 pm
I thought this was funny. Do with it what you will.
Synopsis: No-talent band Fall Out Boy records, 'Sugar We're Going Down' with no discernable lyrics. Internet hero Andrew Mathas seeks to translate and creates a video that shows what he believes the lyrics are. Hilarity ensues.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2452275304
After you watch it, read the actual lyrics (if you want to call them that) below:
[Show] "Sugar We're Going Down"
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
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by Cotto » January 15, 2006, 3:13 pm
Fucking hillarious, i cried.
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by Trek » January 15, 2006, 3:18 pm
Thats pretty fucking funny
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by Leonaerd » January 15, 2006, 3:23 pm
That was absolutely hilarious. The Luleerurah!
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by Trek » January 15, 2006, 3:28 pm
Leave it to Noel to find:
[Show] A dark cock to pull
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by Noysyrump » January 15, 2006, 6:58 pm
Oh my god, i havent seen anything that funny in weeks.
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by Gonzoie - Luclin » January 15, 2006, 8:38 pm
god i needed that.. fucking hilarious!
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by Siji » January 15, 2006, 9:11 pm
Actually like that song..
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by Dregor Thule » January 15, 2006, 10:01 pm
Any particular need to post the lyrics again when they were already posted in the first message? TAKE HIS VEEVEE'S AWAY!
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by Nick » January 15, 2006, 10:10 pm
Hahahahahaha awesome
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by miir » January 15, 2006, 10:27 pm
What an annoyingly catchy song... grrrr
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by Dregor Thule » January 15, 2006, 10:28 pm
miir wrote: What an annoyingly catchy song... grrrr
Yeah, get it out of my head please ;(
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by Winnow » January 15, 2006, 10:38 pm
Sounded like luleerurah to me!
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by Canelek » January 15, 2006, 11:05 pm
Holy shit, that was great!
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by Dexail » January 16, 2006, 1:22 am
too funny. I think the same exact thing when I hear it on the radio.
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by Ransure » January 16, 2006, 2:23 am
I like the song.. but that was fucking great
I want to drive a luleelaru now...
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by noel » January 16, 2006, 2:29 am
Dregor Thule wrote: Any particular need to post the lyrics again when they were already posted in the first message? TAKE HIS VEEVEE'S AWAY!
LOL... as I was reading this thread on my crackberry and saw his post and was like WTF? Glad I'm not the only one who was baffled by Siji being Siji.
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by Siji » January 16, 2006, 10:48 am
Dregor Thule wrote: Any particular need to post the lyrics again when they were already posted in the first message? TAKE HIS VEEVEE'S AWAY!
Uh.. alcohol.
Actually, I thought the lyrics posted were the fake ones from the linked video.
Nothing to see here, move along!
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by *~*stragi*~* » January 16, 2006, 1:13 pm
funny, the lyrics were perfectly understandable the first time I heard it.
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by Gonzoie - Luclin » January 16, 2006, 1:15 pm
i still thought they said.. loaded gun complex cock it and pull it..
IE.. Commit suicide cause emoness is overwhelming.
But the majority of the other lyrics i heard were understandable, except that whole verse about hiding in the closet.
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by Xouqoa » January 16, 2006, 6:45 pm
At first I thought this was about Badly Drawn Boy and I saw 'no talent' and was like wtf... then I realized you were right after listening to the song!
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by Xorian » January 16, 2006, 7:45 pm
Good one
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by Vaemas » January 16, 2006, 7:58 pm
That is just so wrong. I love it!
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by miir » January 17, 2006, 2:06 am
The lyrics just ooze homo-emo-roticism.
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by Leonaerd » January 17, 2006, 4:27 pm
It was even funnier the second time around. There's something about seeing "I'm the nuts in your bedpost," and then seeing the corresponding picture, that is so damn hilarious.
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by Dexail » January 17, 2006, 11:46 pm
drop a whore....
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by Funkmasterr » January 18, 2006, 2:39 am
Wow. That was hilarious, there were a few words in the made up one I would tailor a little bit but damn close !
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by Noysyrump » January 18, 2006, 2:06 pm
Dexail wrote: drop a whore....
That one got me the best as well... and the whole black cock somethine somethin... and his piture was a crazy ass "wtf?"
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by Lynks » January 18, 2006, 2:56 pm
It's been days since I saw this and I still can't get Luleelurah out of my head.
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by Funkmasterr » January 18, 2006, 6:47 pm
Lynks wrote: It's been days since I saw this and I still can't get Luleelurah out of my head.
Same here. I have watched this at least a half a dozen times since it was posted and I think it gets funnier every time.
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by Deneve » January 24, 2006, 8:12 am
That made my night...I can fall asleep content right now.
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by Ransure » January 26, 2006, 11:34 pm
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by Psyloche » January 27, 2006, 11:18 am
I asked my girlfriend what the hell they're saying and she has no idea... A friend of hers had this song and kept playing it 4th of July when he was trashed (This was before we met up with you in DC).
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by miir » January 27, 2006, 12:39 pm
Sounds like
Slow Mo got a record deal.
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by Sajko » January 27, 2006, 1:19 pm
DAAAAH TUUU in a luleelurah
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by Drinsic Darkwood » January 27, 2006, 3:12 pm
"I'm just the nuts in your bedpost" had me laughing. It sounds exactly fucking like that. Hilarity.
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by MooZilla » January 29, 2006, 1:03 pm
I thought it was pretty funny...and i listen to fall out boy sometimes. When you've actually LISTENED to the song a few times the lyrics are pretty discernable. Some of the parts that he made up were wtf? to me.
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by Seebs » January 29, 2006, 1:51 pm
I'm crying I laughed so hard ...
I am now telling people I live in Luleelurah, Arkansas.
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by Canelek » January 29, 2006, 6:43 pm
Southwest City, Luleelurah, Arkansas. Home of 26,000 Eminim lookalikes.
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by Winnow » March 13, 2006, 7:59 pm
*bump!*
The Luleelurah song had me cracking up at work today!
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by pyrella » March 13, 2006, 8:28 pm
He has more!
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by Somali » November 1, 2007, 3:02 pm
The fallout vid was funny. The indian vid was better imo. "pee on us tonight" I swear that really is what it sounded like. lol