I really mean it this time...

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 1, 2003, 1:41 pm

...I am never drinking again.

God, my head hurts ... and I am at work. Lots of h8 for all of Earth's population, you suck.

Somebody kill me please...

Trek · Post by **Trek** » January 1, 2003, 2:08 pm

You never could handle teh near beer

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 1, 2003, 5:05 pm

Captain Morgan's hurteth my headeth.

I BLAME DROLGIN!

noel · Post by **noel** » January 1, 2003, 5:10 pm

Pussies.

1 Bottle of Stoli Vanil down.

1/2 Bottle of Parrot Bay down.

Margaritas and Pina Colada's earlier in the evening (hey I was cooking, and didn't want to accidentally cut something off when I was dicing).

... and I feel great!

Hope you feel better soon Drolgin.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 1, 2003, 9:44 pm

Parrot Bay is good, but is teh suck for getting drunk purposes. Thanks 40 proof rum.

Kaluian_CT · Post by **Kaluian_CT** » January 1, 2003, 10:27 pm

0,7 Liter Sebor Absinthe

Grats me on the first female exploration of Hell.

Rekaar. · Post by **Rekaar.** » January 1, 2003, 10:43 pm

Parrot Bay? And bragging?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 2, 2003, 12:52 am

Appleton is best Rum. born and raised in Jamaica

Parrot Bay is for sorority chicks...aran..

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » January 2, 2003, 1:12 am

xzions guide to getting fucked up on alchohol in 45 minutes

1st-down a bottle and a half of wine in (10) minutes, for wine is easy to drink, and more then 2X the alchohol of beer
then-12 shots of vodka (10 minutes)
3rd-a 3-4pina coladas, rum n cokes(50/50...40/60 mix) ETC for an intermission (10 minutes)
last-5 shots of voda, a glass of pure orange juce 5 shots of rum, a glass of a tropical drink, and 5 more shots of rum/vodka (15 minutes)

preferred brands, Absolute,bacardi 151/cpt morgans

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 2, 2003, 1:16 am

Belvedere and Gray Goose are best Vodkas for Martinis

Of course with 2 garlic stuffed Santa Barbara olives

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » January 2, 2003, 1:18 am

XzionSek'TovaCT wrote:xzions guide to getting fucked up on alchohol in 45 minutes

1st-down a bottle and a half of wine in (10) minutes, for wine is easy to drink, and more then 2X the alchohol of beer
then-12 shots of vodka (10 minutes)
3rd-a 3-4pina coladas, rum n cokes(50/50...40/60 mix) ETC for an intermission (10 minutes)
last-5 shots of voda, a glass of pure orange juce 5 shots of rum, a glass of a tropical drink, and 5 more shots of rum/vodka (15 minutes)

preferred brands, Absolute,bacardi 151/cpt morgans

Then spend the next 45 minutes in the bathroom peeing

noel · Post by **noel** » January 2, 2003, 2:05 am

WTF, I know Parrot Bay is sewage, but it was all that was left after I finished the Stoli. I fucking h8 rum, but I'll make due in a pinch.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 2, 2003, 2:23 am

NO EXCUSES ELF!

'This message brought to you by Budweiser'

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 2, 2003, 4:59 am

OMG, why don't you stop drinking your homemade Klingon blood wine, you fucking STAR TREK GEEKS!!!!1

Sajko · Post by **Sajko** » January 2, 2003, 9:11 am

Drolgin cant handle the booze cause he's finnish

Baltasar Bigbelly · Post by **Baltasar Bigbelly** » January 2, 2003, 10:08 am

finnish people like Drolgin is so weak

-Baltasar

Braina · Post by **Braina** » January 2, 2003, 10:23 am

Drolgin isn't from Finland, he's from Denmark, the capital of Norway

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » January 2, 2003, 11:40 am

Hangovers are for the weak, no rest for the wicked

As for Braina, i will deal with her insolence later, you know you have it coming...swede

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » January 2, 2003, 12:07 pm

yeah i dont get hangovers, weak basterds

Mort · Post by **Mort** » January 2, 2003, 12:27 pm

Let me HIGHLY suggest this little gem I found about 3 months ago......

http://www.alka-seltzer.com/asmr/introducing.htm

It is the almighty hangover slayer!

Fyndina · Post by **Fyndina** » January 2, 2003, 12:29 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:...I am never drinking again.

God, my head hurts ... and I am at work. Lots of h8 for all of Earth's population, you suck.

Somebody kill me please...

You're OFF my friends list! I'm embarassed for you!!!!!!!!!!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 2, 2003, 6:23 pm

Canelek wrote:Belvedere and Gray Goose are best Vodkas for Martinis Of course with 2 garlic stuffed Santa Barbara olives

OMG I had a shot of Grey Goose Le Citron and thought I was gonna spew. Is that stuff stronger than most Vodka, or have I just become wussified by drinking mixed drinks? I don't recall ever wanting to die after taking a shot of vodka before.

-Shae

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » January 2, 2003, 6:31 pm

The ABSOLUTELY vilest shitiest drink EVER fermented is GRAPPA! OMG this stuff is the SUCK and it gives the worst hangovers ever. Even my morning after the night before hangover cocktail didn't touch this bad ass. BTW vitamin B12 and Mott's Clamato juice will clear up any hangover guaranteed.

signed,

Partying in Italy is dangerous

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 2, 2003, 6:51 pm

you really want to cure that hangover, you'll put some vodka in that Clamato...

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » January 2, 2003, 7:01 pm

The ABSOLUTELY vilest shitiest drink EVER fermented is GRAPPA! OMG this stuff is the SUCK and it gives the worst hangovers ever.

Ever tried Ouzo?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 2, 2003, 7:06 pm

aguardiente!

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » January 2, 2003, 8:17 pm

Yes Fallanthas I have tried Ouzo and I like it. Now to truely appreciate the flavor of Grappa imagine Rubbing Alcohol now take away the flavor and you have Grappa.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 3, 2003, 2:19 am

SoCO = Guarranteed vomit. I drank a 750 of that shit in high school and still have nightmares 11 years later... *runs to toilet*

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » January 3, 2003, 3:15 am

Southern Comfort is actually good stuff. If you need a sweeter spiced drink, than most rums, take some SoCo. But, if you're a gin drinker, SoCo is absolutly too sweet. I normally drink gin so SoCo is almost too sweet. But, if it's the only thing you have (not 21 yet, so often times its just easier to jack a small bottle of SoCo), it does the job well.

Ohh yeah, put it in some coffee, it tastes great, as well.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 3, 2003, 3:16 am

No SoCo for me, I am already sweet enough...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » January 3, 2003, 4:14 am

Try going to a 9-hole in college and the last spot is mystery shots....you had 2-3 drinks at each of the other 8 houses....oyu have 2 hshots at this one and say "I'm done, no more" and a friend says "just one more" and hands you a double shot...pink...you think to yourself..."oh a fufu shot, can't be too bad"

2 shots everclear, 1 drop red food coloring.....I guess looks can be decieving.

Definitions:

9-Hole - A party of 9 houses (usually on a college campus, so you can walk) each serving a different drink....you go from house to house...in order.

Everclear - 190 proof grain alcohol...I've used it to start my grill when I ran out of lighterfluid. It's not sold in most states....because it's lethal.

That's the worst possible drinking situation. I've had more then that many times....but man....if your not expecting 190 proof grain alchohol and your already drunk...that's hard.

BTW 1 liter everclear + 2 1/2 gallons of HI-C fruit punch.....good stuff. Strong too...can't taste the alcohol. Don't bother with the stupid soaking fruit BS, noone likes the fruit and it just absorbs all the alcohol...makes the drinks weaker because everyone dumps the fruit.

Disclaimer - Any ideas construed while reading my post are possibly dangerous to your health or those around you, I take no responsibility for your actions. Oh ya and Kyoukan like the cock

Trek · Post by **Trek** » January 3, 2003, 4:21 am

ok Pils, im sure you've heard this before......... Shorten your posts!

emmer · Post by **emmer** » January 3, 2003, 5:14 am

Aranuil wrote:Pussies.

1/2 Bottle of Parrot Bay down.

I finished a cosmo, 2 wine coolers and a shirley temple... and I only puked once!

pussies!

noel · Post by **noel** » January 3, 2003, 7:28 am

emmer wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Pussies.

1/2 Bottle of Parrot Bay down.
I finished a cosmo, 2 wine coolers and a shirley temple... and I only puked once!

pussies!

Not specifically directed at you Emmer, but...

Jesus Christ does a bottle of Stoli not count for shit anymore?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 3, 2003, 7:58 am

They don't even let you buy alcholol in newfoundland until you can chug-a-lug a discounted bottle of aqua velva.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 3, 2003, 12:05 pm

I stopped drinking Southern Comfort when i was 18 and learned what liquor was supposed to taste like.

If you live anywhere nicer than a shopping cart on the corner you have no business drinking that gutrot.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » January 3, 2003, 12:12 pm

your proud of downing a cosmo, (2) WHINE COOLERS?and a SHERLY TEMPLE?????? WTF fucking greengos

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 3, 2003, 12:17 pm

XzionSek'TovaCT wrote:your proud of downing a cosmo, (2) WHINE COOLERS?and a SHERLY TEMPLE?????? WTF fucking greengos

I think Emmer was being facetious.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 3, 2003, 12:27 pm

Fallanthas wrote:Ever tried Ouzo?

Real Ouzo is great, the stuff they sell in the US is crap though. Just watch out afterwards if your subject to drug testing

A 1/2 quart of gatorade or sugar water will take care of a hangover, drink it before you go to bed, or when you wake up. You'll either feel better, or throw up and then feel better, depending on how much you drank. A big part of a hangover is dehydration as it takes more water to proccess the alchohol than you take when drinking.

Klydon · Post by **Klydon** » January 3, 2003, 1:13 pm

Well, from my observations..

Micky's Fine Malt is the generator to the mother of all hang overs. (Code name "green gernades"). I don't get hangovers fortunatly, but everyone else was in misery. First and last time for that swill.

When I was stationed in Iceland, we used to do mojo, which used the strongest vodka we could find and a combo of Hi C mix and canned drink. No panzy fruit in that stuff. Went down like kool aid.

As far as the fastest drunk, going through a 5th of Rum in 10 minutes with a friend would be pretty fast I think. Considering neither of us had eaten anything in quite the while, it was really fast. I heaved about an hour later. My friend was ok until he ate the cherry pie out of the vending machine.

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 3, 2003, 1:43 pm

Jan 2nd and the resolution is broken, tks way too nice company, too good food and too great wine.

Bastards!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 3, 2003, 1:55 pm

i have been in serious pain on some nasty bathroom floors before, but i have never been so self deluded as to even whisper to myself "i'm never drinking again".

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 3, 2003, 3:56 pm

New years eve drinks list went as such:

3 litres of vodka
24 bud (erk!)
2 litre bottles of blue WKD (erk too!)

Hangover hurt.

Happy new years peeperls

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 3, 2003, 5:01 pm

Why are you people bragging about how much had to drink? Is this freshman year in college?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 3, 2003, 5:08 pm

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 3, 2003, 5:20 pm

if it is, it must be time for me to get baked...since i'm awake and all...

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 3, 2003, 6:54 pm

gatorade, or even better...pedialyte is good for morning after.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 4, 2003, 11:28 am

truant is anti'vannor.

Kalifen · Post by **Kalifen** » January 4, 2003, 7:07 pm

K Stragi Truant added to to list.

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