Field Guide to Office Workers

[Winnow]

Someone sent this via email so may be everywhere already but still funny:



I'm closest to the Eyes-Open Sleeper Guy except for the "Yes Sir!" part.

[Lynks]

Im a cross between Eyes-Open Sleeper and Office Supply Pincher.

No sir, I didn't take a stack of paper, I was half asleep at my desk when it happened.

[Spang]

I'd say I'm the dumb good-looking guy, but I don't look good, so smoke breaker it is.

[Midnyte_Ragebringer]

They should add "Woman who labels people and thinks she's funny, but she's not half as funny or clever as she thinks she is"

[Deward]

They forgot the office gossiper(?). EVERY office has some cunt or asshole that spreads rumors just to try to start shit.

Also forgot the the Brown-noser.

[*~*stragi*~*]

i am buttcrack guy and brooding it guy