-The shortest way to someone's heart is trough a boot in their ass.
-I am the prodigal who will not succumb.
-Im in the mood for something strong, Im in a mood for total war.
-Break the glass with my fist and watch the blood drip onto the floor.
Damn, I actually gave beer as gifts this year. But they were Beers of America. It is an 8 pack sampler of beers from small breweries across the states. It can't be that bad because the folks I gave them to are beer lovers and love to try other beers.