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Chicago? Forget it. New York? Not a chance. The best pizza around is in fact from Winnipeg, Manitoba.
It's only about a week old, but a new pizza place in Winnipeg has already aroused attention — not for its pizza pie, but for the racy extra that comes with it.

Patrons must be 18 years and older to order from Porno Pizza, which delivers pornographic material inserted under every pizza.

The venture, the brainchild of local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman, is raising eyebrows in the Manitoba capital.

"We cater to certain crowds," Wildeman told CBC News, adding that he realizes not everyone would be sold on the idea.

"I'm pleased to see that it might not be everybody, but it's most people," he said with a laugh.

Wildeman said the idea of including pornographic photos with pizza is a marketing gimmick designed to sell more pies. And the gimmick is legal: customers even have to show identification to the delivery person at the door, proving they are 18 or older.

"They have to make sure they're selling to someone who's of age," lawyer Ian Berger said. "But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there's nothing wrong with that."

While Porno Pizza crosses no legal boundaries, it tested some people's social borders, with some titillated by the concept … and others, not so much.

One woman told CBC News that the woman depicted in the Porno Pizza insert was "too naked," while another said porn is "something I wouldn't expect to have anything to do with pizza."

But surprisingly, Wildeman said, many of his customers are women.

"So I'm pretty pleased to see that a demographic that some people might think that we're offending is actually a lot more open to the concept than society would think," he said.

Wildeman said if enough people are turned on to the Porno Pizza concept, he has the naming rights for what could be a national franchise.
Nothing says hot like a picture of some ladies cooze covered in pizza grease and anchovies!
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I bet the pizza still sucks though!
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People can't just get porn off the Internet?
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While Porno Pizza crosses no legal boundaries, it tested some people's social borders, with some titillated by the concept … and others, not so much.

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he said tit

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Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:
While Porno Pizza crosses no legal boundaries, it tested some people's social borders, with some titillated by the concept … and others, not so much.

hahah

he said tit

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This is a retarded idea and I guarantee the pizza sucks.
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the pizza sucks
They could charge extra for that.
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Dregor Thule wrote:Nothing says hot like a picture of some ladies cooze covered in pizza grease and anchovies!
Scratch and sniff!
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Getting tomato sauce drippings on certain parts of the image underneath would make me lose my appetite quickly.
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I can't think of any reason to want this type of service. The more I think about it, the more the novelty would wear off past....well, high school. Then again, I was under 18 when I graduated from that.
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This makes no sense. Propagandhi is from Manitoba and they are totally against pizza.
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I remember back when I was playing football for the Adams Atoms, at the homecoming carnival we thought something was up with another one of the booths there. The kissing booth run by my brothers in ΑΒ and our sister sorority, ΠΔΠ, was totally getting beaten by the pie booth run by ΛΛΛ and ΩΜ. It turns out that those nerds in ΛΛΛ had set up cameras throughout the ΠΔΠ house, and at the bottom of each pie plate was a picture of one of the sisters.

The bottom line is that it's a good marketing strategy.
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Sylvus wrote:I remember back when I was playing football for the Adams Atoms, at the homecoming carnival we thought something was up with another one of the booths there. The kissing booth run by my brothers in ΑΒ and our sister sorority, ΠΔΠ, was totally getting beaten by the pie booth run by ΛΛΛ and ΩΜ. It turns out that those nerds in ΛΛΛ had set up cameras throughout the ΠΔΠ house, and at the bottom of each pie plate was a picture of one of the sisters.

The bottom line is that it's a good marketing strategy.
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