Important... Help a Hooters Girl Find Her Dream

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Important... Help a Hooters Girl Find Her Dream

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I need help for a friend. Her dream is to be the best Hooters girl she can be. She wants to be the Feature Girl for Hooters of Louisiana. To that end I need you to vote for her by clicking the link below her picture. Vote early, vote often (once per day) during the month of July.

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Re: Important... Help a Hooters Girl Find Her Dream

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Needs bigger hooters.
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She need bigger boobs to be a hooters-girl.

Never been in a Hooters bar, but according to the movies, all Hooters-girl are supposed to have real big "Hooters".

Can she afford to implant saline/silicone?

I'll vote though, just because it's you Bippin.

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I went inside a Hooters Bar and everything looked normal, but after a while (as soon as i entered and sat down), the sign changed, and instead of Hooters, the real sign was "Haterz".

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As stated previously, she is lacking the proper tools of the trade.
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I'm surprised she even got the job!
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Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
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Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nobody's really picking apart her looks. She's actually quite attractive...
But the stereotypical Hooters waitress has big... hooters.
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miir wrote:
Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nobody's really picking apart her looks. She's actually quite attractive...
But the stereotypical Hooters waitress has big... hooters.
or a nice push-up bra ;)

Maybe it is just not the best picture to use for the contest.
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Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
No... she's flipping gorgeous! I'd give her a 9.5 out of 10 and all my money at the strip club.

could also aim a little higher with her dreams.
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Is she really 50% off or just the 30% off? Or does that depend on the order?

She's ok but I'd like to see the competition.
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She's an attractive girl for sure.
Don't mind the naysayers on this site. They've proven to be extremely picky.
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Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nothing wrong with her looks, she just doesn't have the assets that are synonymous with a Hooters waitress.

Also, Bippin, I have to ask. Why did you put the link to vote for her in the tiniest font possible? :)
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Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nuttin' Wrong with her looks, it's just that to be a Hootersgirl, i thought you needed to have "Hooters" aka real Honkers.

Check out her competition and what she's up against!

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Dregor Thule wrote:
Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nothing wrong with her looks, she just doesn't have the assets that are synonymous with a Hooters waitress.

Also, Bippin, I have to ask. Why did you put the link to vote for her in the tiniest font possible? :)
Thanks Dregor! I copied code from another phpBB and on that board it had the largest size set at 24. On this board it is 200. It is fixed now so go click if you haven't and set up a script to click often.

She is hot, very nice, and very mine if I pull this off for her so help a brother out! She says she will buy the boobs if she wins this. Of course she will expect me to help pay I am sure. At least Hooters girls get to write the boobs off on their taxes as a unreimbursed work expense.

On the subject of the required assets. I have found that in general many girls that work at Hooters across the country lack the endowment of big naturals. They work at Hooters to make money to pump them up.

The most beautiful girl is of course below:

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And in conclusion... Don't forget to click to vote!
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I wanted to do the board code to make the picture itself clickable to vote but didn't know how to do the code for that.
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No no no. This was the better FanFaire! :twisted:

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There's more alcohol in the picture as well which reminds me to run by the store to stock up for July 4th tomorrow!
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awww, you guys are sweet.

wth was I drinking in the 2nd pic? Its not a Warp Core, so wtf was I thinking! I thought I got over my fruit punch drinks 10 years earlier....
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Lalanae wrote:awww, you guys are sweet.

wth was I drinking in the 2nd pic? Its not a Warp Core, so wtf was I thinking! I thought I got over my fruit punch drinks 10 years earlier....
They wouldn't let you leave Quark's with a Warp Core anyways! No idea what it is tho. Probably some other Star Trek drink.
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Bippin wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
Lalanae wrote:Bippin, you should know better. Take a peek at the NWS forum and you'll see that the guys here merely love to pick apart pretty girls.
Nothing wrong with her looks, she just doesn't have the assets that are synonymous with a Hooters waitress.

Also, Bippin, I have to ask. Why did you put the link to vote for her in the tiniest font possible? :)
Thanks Dregor! I copied code from another phpBB and on that board it had the largest size set at 24. On this board it is 200. It is fixed now so go click if you haven't and set up a script to click often.

She is hot, very nice, and very mine if I pull this off for her so help a brother out! She says she will buy the boobs if she wins this. Of course she will expect me to help pay I am sure. At least Hooters girls get to write the boobs off on their taxes as a unreimbursed work expense.

On the subject of the required assets. I have found that in general many girls that work at Hooters across the country lack the endowment of big naturals. They work at Hooters to make money to pump them up.

The most beautiful girl is of course below:

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She's too beautiful to be playing EQ.. something must be wrong.
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LALALALALLALAaaaAAAAAA!


And Fash, a good number of immensely attractive women played EQ. :D Ever see pics from the Valhall parties????
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Canelek wrote: And Fash, a good number of immensely attractive women played EQ. :D Ever see pics from the Valhall parties????
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Word on the street is that Hooters is going to start contracting out Hooter Girl flight attendants.

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Winnow wrote:No no no. This was the better FanFaire! :twisted:

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There's more alcohol in the picture as well which reminds me to run by the store to stock up for July 4th tomorrow!

No no, this was!

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bipp's hooter girl = butterface

sorry, true, carry on ;p
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Winnow wrote:Word on the street is that Hooters is going to start contracting out Hooter Girl flight attendants.
They have their own airlines and even on those flights the Hooters girls are just extra "entertainment" not actual flight attendants. Even still, the idea of them being contracted to my local airport sounds good to me. :)



redeemed wrote:bipp's hooter girl = butterface

sorry, true, carry on ;p
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redeemed wrote:bipp's hooter girl = butterface

sorry, true, carry on ;p
Do customers really check out the face on hootergirls?
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I didn't know Lala was so gosh darn attractive!

And then someone had to ruin it with Sarge's face in there!

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Moonwynd wrote:I didn't know Lala was so gosh darn attractive!

And then someone had to ruin it with Sarge's face in there!

Jk, Sarge...you know I <3 you.
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I am too! I have always <3 Sarge - he's been one of my favorite guildmates over the years. I just don't want to meet him because I will look like the short bearded Dwarf I am in real life and he will look like the amazingly tall Elf I have played for 8 years.... :lol:
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You don't look short in your av moon

And why do you care if Sarg dwarfs you, not that big deal eh? :lol:
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Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:You don't look short in your av moon

And why do you care if Sarg dwarfs you, not that big deal eh? :lol:
I am 5' 8" - and Sarge dwarfs everyone!

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Have you voted today? Help a brutha out!
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I voted, but I'm thinkin' Britany is gonna win for sure...
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If I have done my job right she wont have a chance. The good thing about being computer adept and having access to a good supply of IP addresses is that I can vote a few extra times a day. That doesn't mean that you guys (and gals) shouldn't continue to help me out. :)

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I voted for your choice Bipp! :D

I'll vote every day just so your dream will become fulfilled. Bippster + Angel = True! 8)
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bump!

Go vote these last few days for me. She promised a blow job for everyone that votes for her! I will take care of Lalanae. :)

Well maybe not but VOTE ANYWAY!

Bippin wrote:I need help for a friend. Her dream is to be the best Hooters girl she can be. She wants to be the Feature Girl for Hooters of Louisiana. To that end I need you to vote for her by clicking the link below her picture. Vote early, vote often (once per day) during the month of July.

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i'll vote but only if the bj comes in advance.
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Hootersgirls are strong!

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He can't weigh much though! Scrawny little fella.
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So like, did she win or what Bippin?
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She didn't. It looks like it was rigged because I set up some sophisticated auto-voting systems so it would have been hard for her to lose based on votes. I got thanked regardless. ;-)

Thanks for the efforts. Continue to check the page at http://www.hootersoflouisiana.com to see the next batch of girls. All are worth the look.
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LOL Bippen, you were rigging it too.

We tend to get the B-League Girls in Ontario, CA, but down in Newport Beach they are very nice.
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I guess I just got out-rigged. LOL
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Well, have you noticed that clicking the link in the thread still says: Your vote for Angel Alderman.jpg was accepted.

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I thought that was pretty interesting too.
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Bippin wrote:I got thanked regardless. ;-)
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We had a GREAT time out on my boat!

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