Pretty feasable if you marry semi young while you are in your, "sexual peak" for men anyway. Women are just screwed...or not as the case may be since they peak into the point where the man is not quite as interested.
I wonder how far the average for beer consumed would drop if we eliminated sylvus....and how much the average cows consumed would drop if we eliminated Dregor!
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I wonder how far the average for beer consumed would drop if we eliminated sylvus....and how much the average cows consumed would drop if we eliminated Dregor!
I wonder how many pints of tears would drop if we eliminated you!
Sylvus wrote:1700 Friendships? I'm a pretty gregarious guy, and I know a lot of people, but... that sounds kind of high.
Their requirements for "friendship" must be a little more lax than mine are.
You better hope you have 1700 friends, because 99 of them are going to die of lung cancer, and another 111 from the flu, 305 from heart disease, and 179 from strokes.
I suggest you get a nice black suit for all those funerals.
I highly doubt he will buy a suit for them. I am going to suggest that he just go shirtless and shave their name into his back hair for each funeral....kind of like what he does for Michigan home games.
My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.
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Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.
you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?
Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.
you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?
Using a razor wouldn't be natural, silly.
"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant."- Barack Obama
Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.
you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?
Using a razor wouldn't be natural, silly.
They singe it off in forest fires caused by lightning strike...never be downwind of a forest fire in Michigan!
I like to think it's universal for everyone. And with me damn near 30 years old, with my average tea consumption, it looks like I'm going to live to be... (let me grab my calculator)
Approximately 37,000 years old. Nice.
"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant."- Barack Obama
