Q. How do you get an emo out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Q. How many emo's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. none, they'd rather just sit in the dark and cry
Q. How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb?
A. One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered pieces reflect their broken lives.
Q. how many emo kids does it take to drive a car?
A. Two, one with bangs over his right eye... and another with his bangs over his left eye.
Q. What's so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash?
A. The car seated 5!
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