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Ryuda_69 · Post by **Ryuda_69** » March 2, 2007, 1:51 am

holyshitballs with swiss cheese on top... i just walked past a local gamestop on my way home from work and reserved my copy of God of War 2... and the nice lil sexy spanish cashier girl game me a demo of the game cause i pre ordered. i took it home... had me a spliff and immediately got hooked on gow2... it's fucking balls to the walls in action just like the first one. i recommend this game to anyone... not just fans of the first gow. the first stage is an entire battlefield against the collossus(one of the 7 wonders of da world n shit). i can't wait to get the full game and miss out on an entire weekend of drinking debauchery just to stay home and play

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 2, 2007, 8:55 am

Did the spanish cashier girl have an onionbooty?

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 2, 2007, 4:28 pm

Yeah I picked this up as well when I reserved the game, however I haven't played the demo - I'll have to dig my ps2 out of the box it's in.

Ryuda_69 · Post by **Ryuda_69** » March 3, 2007, 2:47 am

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Did the spanish cashier girl have an onionbooty?

yes... yes she did haha. i'm a huge fan of the onion booty... it's one of the things that come natural when you grow up in da ghetto =D... she was a bit of a "buttaface", but it's nothing that a brown paper bag with a happyface sticker can't solve

funkmaster: the demo is the shit... dig you ps2 out of the box with much haste.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 3, 2007, 5:09 am

jesus, could you be a bigger faggot?

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » March 3, 2007, 4:32 pm

O no someone is jealous of the Onion booty!

What's an onion booty? Is it like a ghetto booty? Is it a ghetto booty? Better or worse?

What's a buttaface? I bet that means ugly doesn't it. Like butt face?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 3, 2007, 6:12 pm

The street cred on this thread is off the charts.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 3, 2007, 8:38 pm

Neziroth wrote:O no someone is jealous of the Onion booty!

What's an onion booty? Is it like a ghetto booty? Is it a ghetto booty? Better or worse?

What's a buttaface? I bet that means ugly doesn't it. Like butt face?

Buttaface is a not so attractive face, but you'd be hittin' it anyway, due to a bangin' body and booty.

You don't need to see the face when doin doggystyle etc so you can live wit' it.

Onionbooty has the best shape, but it does not necessarily have to be of the size of a Ba-Donk-A-Donk/GhettoBootay.

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » March 3, 2007, 9:06 pm

ohhh i know onion booties as apple bottoms!

that explains EVERYTHING!

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 3, 2007, 9:20 pm

Neziroth wrote:ohhh i know onion booties as apple bottoms!

that explains EVERYTHING!

Same thing!

One mans onion may be another mans apple.

Then we have the pears with added extra cushion

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » March 3, 2007, 9:58 pm

butterface means everything is kickin "but her face". get it?

no caps because i'm a balla

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » March 23, 2007, 12:15 pm

while this thread is a complete disaster, the game has been absolutely outstanding to the point I got to. I am also very impressed w/ the graphics (although I don't own any next gen systems yet, I'm sure anyone would be impressed).

Ryuda_69 · Post by **Ryuda_69** » March 23, 2007, 1:24 pm

YAY.... i finished Gow2 three days after i got it... and wow... what a hell of a ride. the game is fucking fantastic... and totally outdid the first installment with harder puzzles, better graphics, a ton of gore, and a shitload of boss battles. i played the entire game at my friends house on his 50 inch HD tv with bose surround sound and it was incredible... and the story was very kick ass and really got me excited about the third and final installment to this trilogy. i just hope that sony gets there shit together by the time GoW3 comes out on the ps3 cause i'd hate to buy a 600 dollar system for one damn game.

apparently there is a GoW game in development for the PSP which is supposed to be a prequel to the events in GoW3... so i'll definitely be looking out for that.

if anyone has this game... then congrats on your purchase. if you dont have it... i highly recommend you get it... like yesterday hehe.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 24, 2007, 11:02 pm

kyoukan wrote:jesus, could you be a bigger faggot?

Seconded.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » March 27, 2007, 1:49 am

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:
Neziroth wrote:ohhh i know onion booties as apple bottoms!

that explains EVERYTHING!
Same thing!

One mans onion may be another mans apple.

Ogres are like onions...

Ryuda_69 · Post by **Ryuda_69** » March 27, 2007, 2:44 pm

noel wrote:
kyoukan wrote:jesus, could you be a bigger faggot?
Seconded.

Jesus, if my mouth were any bigger? I'd be able to stuff my entire cock in it and stfu.

Then also... I'd go fuck myself... twice~

Mod Edit: Fuck you.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 27, 2007, 4:03 pm

lol, u d00dz got pwned

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 27, 2007, 4:18 pm

Massively gay thread, absurdly awesome game.

Nali · Post by **Nali** » March 27, 2007, 4:26 pm

Is it worth dusting off my PS2

?

Janx · Post by **Janx** » March 27, 2007, 5:13 pm

Game is awesome. How the hell did they pull this off on a PS2 I may never know. A title every ps2 owner should get.

Post by **pyrella** » March 27, 2007, 5:42 pm

I picked up a used copy of GoW 1 to prep for myself for the apparent awesomeness that this is!

Gonzoie - Luclin · Post by **Gonzoie - Luclin** » March 27, 2007, 6:29 pm

Rented GoW 1 to replay it since i stopped half way through last time. Gonna beat it then rent GoW 2. Looking forward to it.

Post by **Sylvus** » April 2, 2007, 1:53 pm

I actually dusted off my PS2 for the first time in like 4 years, bought GoW 1/2 and played the shit out of them this weekend.

WOW! These games are hella fun and tremendously well done. As fun a console game as I have played in a long time. Challenging puzzles, great boss fights... they really hit a home run with this franchise.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » April 2, 2007, 3:02 pm

I still have to pick my reserved copy up.. I will be looking forward to Sony losing exclusive on this and playing God of War 3 on my 360!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » April 2, 2007, 3:13 pm

I'll admit I haven't researched it all, so this is just shit I've heard from sources I would not describe as credible (i.e. friends), but from what I understand Sony owns the company behind GoW so it doesn't seem likely.

That said, if there's ever a game that will convince me to a buy a PS3, it would probably be GoW3.