remember this ?
last paragraph is new since it was first posted on EQVault some time ago
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
Neighbour from hell revisited!
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- Aabidano
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A clone of that guy lives behind me 
When we first moved in I cleared the 20 feet of brush at the back of my lot that was obscuring his yard. I'm letting it grow back.
At least he's far enough I can only hear him screaming at his dog/grass/shed when I'm outside.

When we first moved in I cleared the 20 feet of brush at the back of my lot that was obscuring his yard. I'm letting it grow back.
At least he's far enough I can only hear him screaming at his dog/grass/shed when I'm outside.
"Life is what happens while you're making plans for later."
heh jd8 wouldn of lasted 3 weeks living next to me iw ould of killed he chickens and thrown chicken boxes and bones in his back yard
a 22 caliber pellet gun would of taken care of geese and chickens
i bet lucky likes to drink antifreeze
i would of pushed that statue over
stolen flag and pushed pole down
poured a couple of gallons of rotting piss on his doorstep
loosened valve plugs on all tires
built a spit in my backyard to make some roast pig
the good neighbor guy wasnt creative enough to make the other guy move
a 22 caliber pellet gun would of taken care of geese and chickens
i bet lucky likes to drink antifreeze
i would of pushed that statue over
stolen flag and pushed pole down
poured a couple of gallons of rotting piss on his doorstep
loosened valve plugs on all tires
built a spit in my backyard to make some roast pig

the good neighbor guy wasnt creative enough to make the other guy move
A Bullet to the Brain Can Forever Silence the Murmmering Voices of Discontent.