Two Words:

Al · Post by Al » October 2, 2006, 10:10 am

Go Bears!

Al · Post by Al » October 9, 2006, 9:56 am

Eh? What's that? Oh, I agree!

Burke · Post by **Burke** » October 10, 2006, 3:49 pm

DA BEARSS!!

Al · Post by Al » October 30, 2006, 12:42 pm

I feel weird saying, "Go Bears!" after they stomp San Fran (maybe not if it had been a shutout...) Maybe I'll feel better after they stomp Miami.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 30, 2006, 3:40 pm

I still am not sold on the Bears I mean look at there schedule:

Week 1: Packers ( A train wreck of a team) Losing record 3-4 only
becuase they got to play Miami and Arizona.

Week2: Lions They are 1-6 Enough said

Week 3: Minnesota they barely squeked that one out but at least they
have a winning record.

Week 4: Seahawks who is missing their MVP running back

Week 5: Bills 2-5 Enough Said

Week 6: Arizona 1-7 and almost lost to the shitest team in the NFL

Week 7: SF Again a 2-5 team

So the Combined Record of the Bears victories. 17-32

Al · Post by Al » October 31, 2006, 10:52 am

I'm not sold on them either. They haven't played a team that can run with them all year (and I will never buy the "Missing League MVP" excuse for Seattle... He doesn't bring 30 points to a game). NY Giants will be the toughest game of the year for them. It's in NY, followed by another game in NY, followed by a game in Foxboro. Let's hope they can fine tune their game on some under-achieving Dolphins this week, or it'll be a long road trip.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 31, 2006, 11:11 am

Al wrote:I'm not sold on them either. They haven't played a team that can run with them all year (and I will never buy the "Missing League MVP" excuse for Seattle... He doesn't bring 30 points to a game). NY Giants will be the toughest game of the year for them. It's in NY, followed by another game in NY, followed by a game in Foxboro. Let's hope they can fine tune their game on some under-achieving Dolphins this week, or it'll be a long road trip.

Your right he does not bring 30pts to the game but he changes things up, Do you remember when Emmit Smith was out for the first 3 games in Dallas? what happened Dallas went 0-3 when he came back they won the Super Bowl, So while I agree Stephen does not bring 30pts to a game he does chane it up enough to account for the team making up 30pts.

Al · Post by Al » November 6, 2006, 7:34 am

I don't know what happened today... Some have blamed a curse, I blame the Bears. Miami didn't win, Chicago lost. At least Miami finally got win no. 2!

Burke · Post by **Burke** » November 6, 2006, 5:59 pm

DAA DOLPHINSSS!

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » November 6, 2006, 6:00 pm

Umm Al,

Miami won, they created the turnovers. Chicago played like crap, but to say Miami had no part in it is naive. Miami won.

Withefel · Post by **Withefel** » November 6, 2006, 7:40 pm

Two Words:

DA DOLPHINS

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 6, 2006, 8:18 pm

DA FINS!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 6, 2006, 10:00 pm

Miami didn't win, Chicago lost.

Oh now that makes perfect sense...

Deward · Post by **Deward** » November 7, 2006, 1:07 pm

Miami has a thing for undefeated teams. THey seem to beat one every year.

As for the Bears, they are not that good. Their schedule is a cakewalk and will be the whole year. They have a good defense but I still think their offense is one injury from mediocrity away. I do like Grossman though.

Al · Post by Al » November 10, 2006, 3:34 pm

Deward wrote:their offense is one injury from mediocrity away

As opposed to the stellar performances they have been giving. The only teams they've played well against are crap. Anyone can rack up a huge score against an easily frightened team like Buffalo. Every decent team they've played has made it a close game. I'm just upset it was Miami (who should've been playing like that all season) and not the Giants like I thought it would be. They have a tough road trip ahead of them, I hope they can win more than they lose and stay on top in the NFC.

Al · Post by Al » November 13, 2006, 3:55 pm

The way the Bears O played in the first half, I thought it would end up 21-10 NY... It was a good game, and Tiki even had some good runs in there. Go Bears!

Post by **Sylvus** » December 28, 2006, 4:45 pm

For those not familiar Kissing Suzy Kolber is a pretty funny NFL blog. They're vulgar and not at all PC and make me laugh out loud relatively often. Of late they've been posting fake letters or whatever from Rexstacy (nee Rex Grossman) and I find them quite humorous.

F--k It. I'm Throwing It Downfield. wrote:Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

Rexstacy Wants To Fulfill Your Fantasies wrote:I made the championship of my fantasy league this year. In my five or so years of playing fantasy, I've never even made the playoffs, let alone the championship. This win will finally validate my razor-sharp football acumen, so there's a lot of fucking pride at stake here. And who might be my starting quarterback for this monumental encounter? You guessed it:

The Sex Cannon himself. Now I know what you're thinking: how the fuck did you reach the championship game with that asshole as your starting QB? Suffice it to say, my roster is deep enough that I can bench the Cumslinger when necessary or make up for those days when Rex wants to impress the ladies by showing he can win a game without even touching the ball. Anyway, Rex has a good matchup against the woeful Lions this weekend, so I'm taking the gamble and suiting him up. I asked him yesterday how he felt going into this all-or-nothing contest:

"We have a game Sunday? Fuck, I didn't even know. They don't tell me when the games are played. I just run out onto the field and start aiming lasers for fucking Saturn, you know what I mean? If there's a defense there, whatever. Sexy Rexy is more than happy to spray hot passes all over the defense's chest. Who are we playing? The Lions? Pfft. Those guys aren't sexy. You telling me Jon Kitna is sexy? I've seen white supremacists in prison who are sexier than that do-gooder. No wonder he's a devout Christian. What kind of pussy would he pull on the open market? Dumpster pussy, that's what.

What's that color the Lions wear? Honolulu Blue? Yeah, well I nailed six Hawaiian Tropic girls last week. So while those assholes are busy wearing Honolulu, I'm busy fucking it. Wore my mesh practice top the whole time, too. And in front of a mirror. Ever stick your finger up your own ass? God, it just felt so right.

Jesus, now that you told me I'm playing Detroit, I'm all fucking hot. God dammit. I gotta go throw something. Now. I just... I just can't take the anticipation. It's driving me buc wild. Such a depleted secondary. So many long, long throws. You know I accidentally fucked Olin Kreuntz once? True story.

So, you play fantasy football? That's funny. Because I am fantasy football. Girls watch me throw and they ovulate. It's just the way I move. So poised. So strong. So fluid. They know I'm undressing the defense with my arm. Oh, Daddy says that Rex Grossman is up to no good. And you know what, honey? Your daddy is right. I am thinking nasty, nasty thoughts when I'm out there. I throw that ball sixty yards, and I just wanna ram a stick of butter up some girl's ass. I can't help it. Football and sex just go together for me. It's a natural fit, just like any girl is a natural fit on me.

Hope you win, kid. Either way, Rex is fucking that night."

Needless to say, I'm in good hands.

Al · Post by Al » January 2, 2007, 5:36 am

Needless to say, I'm in good hands.

That was some funny shit!

Deward · Post by **Deward** » January 2, 2007, 12:51 pm

Much joy in watching the Packers whip Bears butt. I have changed my opinion of Grossman. Watching him in the game just proved that he has no arm strength or mobility. I could have thrown the ball harder than he did most of the time.

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » January 21, 2007, 8:17 pm

Two Words:

SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » January 22, 2007, 4:08 am

Q: Do Bears shit in the woods?

A: Only if there are Saints to wipe with.

I'm pulling for the Colts

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2007, 10:56 am

Wulfran wrote:I'm pulling for the Colts

Really impressed with the Colts yesterday. I was sad when the Saints lost, because I really don't like Rex Grossman and don't want to see a scrub like that with a Super Bowl ring.

With the Colts and Bears in the Super Bowl, there's no question of who I want to win and there will be no conflict there for me.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » January 22, 2007, 3:37 pm

Dungee got robbed here in Tampa, and some talentless fuck is wearing the ring that belongs to him. For that reason alone, most of Tampa wants the Colts to win. We weren't happy when he was let go.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 22, 2007, 3:50 pm

Go Colts!

Nice to see both Dungee and Smith break the black coach in the Super Bowl barrier together. They are class acts.

Al · Post by Al » January 22, 2007, 5:01 pm

From somewhere in the minority two faint words ring out, "Go Bears!"

Waran · Post by **Waran** » January 22, 2007, 9:03 pm

Extremely happy that the Pats got beat FINALLY and won't be going this year.

Gonna have to root for DA BEARS though.

Please only this year no Super Bowl Shuffle, please..

Al · Post by Al » January 23, 2007, 5:20 am

no Super Bowl Shuffle

I'll pass the word around, but those guys are a lot bigger than me... they pretty much do what they want.