The (single malt) scotch is in the mail sirs. Also, I have made entries on The Official Accounting Records of The Great Land of Burundi under your accumulated depreciation accounts. Remember that once the net balance of your asset and depreciation accounts reaches zero, you won't officially exist anymore!
Happy Birthdays!
High Chancellor for Single Malt Scotches, Accounting Stuffs and Biffin Greeting.
/tell Biffin 'sup bro!
Make sure you comply with Burundi law and have Birthday Pie! The production, distribution, or consumption of Birthday Cake is punishable by death!
Lalanae Burundi High Chancellor for Tourism, Sodomy and Pie
Unofficial Canadian, Forbidden Lover of Pie, Jesus-Hatin'' Sodomite, President of KFC (Kyoukan Fan Club), hawt, perververted, intellectual submissive with E.S.P (Extra Sexual Persuasion)