Saddam sentenced to death by hanging

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 5, 2006, 7:21 am

Now I just need to know two things.

1- What channel are we going to be able to watch this live on? I want to see this motherfucker swing while sipping champagne.

2- Are they going to cut him down and let the public urinate all over his corpse?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 5, 2006, 8:24 am

Why, what did he ever do to you, or your country?

Al · Post by Al » November 5, 2006, 9:24 am

kyoukan wrote:or your country, or Kuwait, or Saudi Arabia, or Iran, or Isreal, or Iraq?

I think I fixed it...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 5, 2006, 10:56 am

Saddam seen leaving court with a small placard around his head with the words "I am just a patsy" clearly visible.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 5, 2006, 11:39 am

I am shocked.

Shocked that they bothered with a trial that is. As if there was going to be any other outcome to this.

Killing him won't accomplish anything. Keeping him alive and reminding him every day of his fall from riches and power would make a much better end for Saddam. But if he was allowed to live, there might be some interesting information brought to light over the next several decades that I'm sure many people won't want brought to the public eye.

As far as watching the execution live on TV, I think that's pretty sick. Instead of sipping champagne, I imagine sick fucks like you jacking off the entire time. DETH IS KOOL! REVENGE LOLZ! You are pathetic.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 5, 2006, 3:47 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:I am shocked.

Shocked that they bothered with a trial that is.

This sentence isn't handed down from his trial. A seperate tribunal that lasted one day convicted him and sentenced him to death. The kangaroo court he is currently involved him is so ineptly run that they couldn't convict Hitler. The US government and their puppet administration in Iraq knows this, so they are offing him on a different charge that he didn't get a trial for.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 5, 2006, 5:23 pm

Well he still has his chance at his appeal, not like they outcome is going to be any different. Anybody with half a brain would find him guilty and sentence him to death, especially Iraqi's.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » November 5, 2006, 7:31 pm

Oh good. That solves everything.

edit: Wait, sorry, I forgot, it doesn't mean jack shit.

miir · Post by **miir** » November 5, 2006, 8:03 pm

1- What channel are we going to be able to watch this live on? I want to see this motherfucker swing while sipping champagne.

I guess you really are that fucking stupid.

I bet you still think Saddam had something to do with 911... or terrorism in general, for that matter.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » November 5, 2006, 9:07 pm

miir wrote:
1- What channel are we going to be able to watch this live on? I want to see this motherfucker swing while sipping champagne.
I guess you really are that fucking stupid.

I bet you still think Saddam had something to do with 911... or terrorism in general, for that matter.

shut up! he orchestraed the whole thing!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 5, 2006, 9:09 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Well he still has his chance at his appeal, not like they outcome is going to be any different. Anybody with half a brain would find him guilty and sentence him to death, especially Iraqi's.

Where were you when OJ was on trial, damnit?

Al · Post by Al » November 6, 2006, 3:28 am

OJ is innocent! People bleed all over brutal muder scenes all the time without being involved with the murder! Look at... Well... err... umm.... Well, I can't seem to come up with any examples, but it must happen. If it didn't, that would mean our system has flaws. That cannot be!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 6, 2006, 11:49 am

So by saying it is going to solve nothing you are saying that Saddam was a perfectly good guy and not a ruthless murderer? I don't need to know anymore than that, another crazed murderer is getting whats coming to him.

It's almost cute how stupid you fucking imbeciles sound while still having the nerve to call me an idiot.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » November 6, 2006, 12:39 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:So by saying it is going to solve nothing you are saying that Saddam was a perfectly good guy and not a ruthless murderer? I don't need to know anymore than that, another crazed murderer is getting whats coming to him.

It's almost cute how stupid you fucking imbeciles sound while still having the nerve to call me an idiot.

So basically you are saying that by hanging Saddam, this will fix all the problems in Iraq, bring back all the people he killed, and undo the damage caused by his brutal regime?

Sweet!

Oh, wait, I just used your same logic in reverse. Why don't you take your head out of your ass and use it for something other than a butt-plug. Of course Saddam wasn't a perfectly good guy. Of course he was a ruthless dictator. Maybe not Stalin ruthless, but pretty close.

News flash sweetheart, the US and Saddam were in bed together back in the 80s. And guess who helped all that work out? That's right, Donald Rumsfeld! No, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. This is documented historical fact.

Go read: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/press.htm

So before you get all right-wing ultra-conservative DEATH DEATH DEATH, stop for a moment and consider that he's a monster the US helped make. Should he be executed? Maybe. It won't fix anything. Can he be rehabilitated? Who knows. Who cares? Odds are if you released him in a general prison population, he'd be shived.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 6, 2006, 1:01 pm

Hey Funk don't worry, I understand where you are coming from. If Bush was killed, I'd probably celebrate with Champagne too.

Although in fairness I guess Bush's body count is a little lower than Saddams but i'd say that will only take another month or two to even out.

Not to mention Saddam and the US were allies until Saddam threatened your resources, no one seemed to care how many people he murdered then did they? In fact, they helped him!

No one's buying your disgrace of a country's bullshit anymore.

But yeah, Saddam was a murderer, no ones gonna miss him.

rofl Saddam got PWNT! go ahead and sip that champers lol!!!!!!!!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 6, 2006, 1:06 pm

Vaemas wrote:So before you get all right-wing ultra-conservative DEATH DEATH DEATH, stop for a moment and consider that he's a monster the US helped make. Should he be executed? Maybe. It won't fix anything. Can he be rehabilitated? Who knows. Who cares? Odds are if you released him in a general prison population, he'd be shived.

He pretty much knew from the start that he would be sentenced to death (who didn't), but the method is what even he and his lawyers had issues with. He "wanted" to go by firing squad as a military leader rather than going by hanging like a "common" criminal.

On a side note, I occasionally turn on (ultra)conservative talk shows to see what kind of comedy I can find on AM. There was one show, Michael Savage, about two years ago that he had some Rammstein going in the background as he sang some kind of "left-wing death-wing" song. Much humor on those shows (even though I doubt they "mean" to be funny)!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 6, 2006, 1:28 pm

Nick wrote:Hey Funk don't worry, I understand where you are coming from. If Bush was killed, I'd probably celebrate with Champagne too.

Although in fairness I guess Bush's body count is a little lower than Saddams but i'd say that will only take another month or two to even out.

Not to mention Saddam and the US were allies until Saddam threatened your resources, no one seemed to care how many people he murdered then did they? In fact, they helped him!

No one's buying your disgrace of a country's bullshit anymore.

But yeah, Saddam was a murderer, no ones gonna miss him.

rofl Saddam got PWNT! go ahead and sip that champers lol!!!!!!!!

This post is all I need to not take a single word you utter to mean jack shit for the rest of time. The fact that you would even jokingly compare Bush and Saddam is so pathetic I can't even really find the right words to tell you how completely fucking stupid you are.

I really hope the shit starts up in your country again and you are an innocent victim of a stray bullet.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 6, 2006, 1:42 pm

I really hope the shit starts up in your country again and you are an innocent victim of a stray bullet.

lol. Way to take an internet message board way too seriously. Again.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 6, 2006, 1:46 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:This post is all I need to not take a single word you utter to mean jack shit for the rest of time. The fact that you would even jokingly compare Bush and Saddam is so pathetic I can't even really find the right words to tell you how completely fucking stupid you are.

I like how you're horrified at what he has to say and then respond with...

Funkmasterr wrote:I really hope the shit starts up in your country again and you are an innocent victim of a stray bullet.

Way to take the high moral ground.

miir · Post by **miir** » November 6, 2006, 1:46 pm

So by saying it is going to solve nothing you are saying that Saddam was a perfectly good guy and not a ruthless murderer?

By saying it solves nothing he means that it sloves nothing.

Saddam was a dictator.. no better and no worse than most dictators.
He was involved in his fair share of wars, like most countries in the middle east. He had to kill some people when they tried to assisinate and depose him. Nothing that any self respecting dictator would let go unpunished.

He brought the country stability in the 90s despite all the sanctions that came as a result of his foolish Kuwait invasion. It was one of the few secular countries in the middle east where people could walk the streets and not fear being rounded up and murdered for being the wrong religion.

He was arrogant and ruled with an iron fist. He had all the requisite qualities of a successful dictator.

In that area of the world, a dictatorship is one of the few types of governments that will prosper. It's foolish to think that bringing democracy to Iraq will make everything fine and everyone will be happy. The fact is there are a lot of powerful religious fundamentalists that will do ANYTHING to get their piece of the pie. The democratically elected government of Iraq has demonstrated time and time again that it is ill equipped to deal with these militant fundamentalists.

There is no real stability in Iraq. The US can continue to pump billions of dollars into the country to rebuild infrastructure but until there is someone in place who will rule with the ruthlessness of Saddam, I believe the country will sit on the verge of civil war for the next decade.

But if sipping champagne and celebrating the death of someone who had little (if any) bearing on your life (prior to the invasion and occupation of Iraq) makes you feel better, go right ahead.

don't need to know anymore than that, another crazed murderer is getting whats coming to him.

So going after the Kurds... a people who were actively trying to assassinate him and put him out of power makes him a crazed murderer? Should he have just sat in his palace like a coward and faced his death like a real man?

He's no more of a crazed murderer than Bush and his cronies invading and occupying Iraq... murdering their citizens (while calling them terrorists).. all in the name of making his friends at Halliburton wads of cash.

Well at least they aren't murdering thier own people... well not if you don't count the thousands of american soldiers that have been sent to their death in Iraq.

It's almost cute how stupid you fucking imbeciles sound while still having the nerve to call me an idiot.

Sorry Funk, but you are an idiot.
You've just been so brainwashed by your government to realise it.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 6, 2006, 1:47 pm

YOU WILL TAKE THE FREEDOM WE GIVE YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!

YOU'RE FREE!!!

YOU'RE FREE!!!

Free that is to do anything except not accept our freedom!!!

USA USA USA!!!

miir · Post by **miir** » November 6, 2006, 1:49 pm

Noel supports the troops!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 6, 2006, 1:58 pm

miir wrote: But if sipping champagne and celebrating the death of someone who had little (if any) bearing on your life (prior to the invasion and occupation of Iraq) makes you feel better, go right ahead.

The libs are overreacting to the death sentence more than anyone else. I don't think the general American public cares too much beyond the fact that the expected sentence has finally been made. The sandal wearers are trying to manufacture some sort of celebration of this by the non Emo Americans. That isn't taking place.

Maybe my stalker will make another post to clear things up.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 6, 2006, 1:58 pm

Aslanna wrote:
I really hope the shit starts up in your country again and you are an innocent victim of a stray bullet.
lol. Way to take an internet message board way too seriously. Again.

Way too seriously? Nick has repeatedly ran his mouth on issues I do not believe he even has a right to speak on. Not to mention he is a complete and total asshole. Damn close to every word that comes out of his mouth (except when he is not being a total prick to someone, which is almost never) embodies everything I think is wrong with the people in this world.

I like how you all can say this shit and whatever else you want to me (and others, for that matter) simply because you don't agree with me, but the second I do/say the same type of thing someone is right there to tell me I am taking shit too seriously/out of line/ whatever.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » November 6, 2006, 2:02 pm

Quick, degenerate your argument into something about Nick riding Maynard's cock!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » November 6, 2006, 2:24 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote:Quick, degenerate your argument into something about Nick riding Maynard's cock!

Wow, you're clever.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 6, 2006, 2:52 pm

I don't think the libs are overreacting. I just think people with brains realize that while a bad man is probably about to die, it's of no consequence in the grand scheme. That said I don't see anyone but a subset of the Iraqi people (and Funkmasterr) excited about this so who the fuck cares. Once again this is 'the media' making a story where there really isn't one.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » November 6, 2006, 3:03 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Nick has repeatedly ran his mouth on issues I do not believe he even has a right to speak on.

If you think the war on terror affects everyone, which is what Bush states quite clearly with his "global war on terror" rhetoric, then we should allow Nick to say whatever he feels like saying. He is a citizen of this world; so are you. Therefore, everyone can comment on the global war on terror. If we are going to allow Rush Limbaugh to say that Michael J. Fox was off his meds and he shouldn't get involved in politics, then we should also allow Nick to say whatever the hell he feels like saying. If we are going to allow you to say you would like to watch Saddam hang so you can then urinate on his corpse, then we should allow Nick to say whatever he feels like saying. Freedom of speech is great in that it allows anyone to speak, regardless of the (supposed) merit of their content.

The whole purpose of freedom of speech is that I can comment about whatever I want, regardless of what it has to do with me. Funk, you aren't limited to speaking about spinning rims and the life of gangstas. Nick isn't limited to speaking about little green men and booze. If you're going to run your mouth on a messageboard, don't become a hypocrite in the next sentence by telling Nick or anyone else he shouldn't or can't do the same.

miir · Post by **miir** » November 6, 2006, 3:04 pm

Nick has repeatedly ran his mouth on issues I do not believe he even has a right to speak on.

Huh?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 6, 2006, 3:52 pm

Next time you're going to hunt your boogeymen down try and make sure you weren't the ones selling him his chemical weapons.

Funk is lol

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » November 6, 2006, 4:12 pm

'MERICA... FUCK YEAH!

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!

'MERICA... FUCK YEAH!

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 6, 2006, 4:21 pm

noel wrote:I don't think the libs are overreacting. I just think people with brains realize that while a bad man is probably about to die, it's of no consequence in the grand scheme.

Right. I don't think it's been overplayed in the press or with either political party.

When they had the deck of cards with pictures of wanted Iraqis, it was being overplayed.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » November 6, 2006, 4:58 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Way too seriously? Nick has repeatedly ran his mouth on issues I do not believe he even has a right to speak on. Not to mention he is a complete and total asshole.

So because you're a Bush-supporting American, you have the right to post your opinion but Nick doesn't because he's from another country and opposes the war you love?

Lets go back to Nick's comparason of Bush and Saddam:

Saddam - repressive dictator, known for human rights abuses and military adventurism, estimated to have killed as many as 40K Iraqis per year

Bush - elected ruler (though some contest the legitimacy of some of the elections), suspected of human rights abuses, known for infringing and limiting civil rights of his citizens, enjoys near dictatorial powers due to his supporters controlling the US congress. Conservative estimates place his adventure in Iraq as responsible for 15K Iraqi deaths per year, more questionable estimates are 10x that.

Not exactly the most precise or accurate description of either man, by any means but the propagandists on either side don't give a fuck.

Funkmasterr wrote:Damn close to every word that comes out of his mouth (except when he is not being a total prick to someone, which is almost never) embodies everything I think is wrong with the people in this world.

Ever think that people might think the same about the shit you spew?

Funkmasterr wrote:I like how you all can say this shit and whatever else you want to me (and others, for that matter) simply because you don't agree with me, but the second I do/say the same type of thing someone is right there to tell me I am taking shit too seriously/out of line/ whatever.

Funkmasterr wrote:I really hope the shit starts up in your country again and you are an innocent victim of a stray bullet.

You're the one that started with the IRL death wishes, retard. Just for the record, I hope you hit a patch of ice in your super-ride and kill yourself before you can contaminate the gene pool by breeding with some poor, vapid woman with such low self esteem that she would welcome any attention, even from braindead cocksucker like you.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » November 6, 2006, 4:59 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Nick has repeatedly ran his mouth on issues I do not believe he even has a right to speak on.

Everyone has the right to speak. If you want to give away ANOTHER of your Constitutional rights, be my guest. Of course Nick has the right to speak...hell, he has a right to an opinion, even though he's a little fucking leprechaun...you just don't have to listen to him. But be wary of taking away someone else's voice. It won't be too long after that when you lose your own.

Oh, wait, I forgot. You don't care about anyone elses rights, just your own.

While I don't fully agree with Miir, he disseminated information similar to what I linked earlier. The US supported Saddam as long as it was convenient as a foil to Iran. This isn't that much different than the US supporting Bin Laden as long as it was a boon to the anti-Russian activities in Afghanistan.

Consume the information, ruminate on it, discard what you think is bullshit, and be a little bit wiser.

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » November 6, 2006, 5:20 pm

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=13914

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » November 6, 2006, 5:25 pm

Expecting mothers have no rights. Stupid fat fucks don't have any either, fatasses should walk until they EARN the Constitution.

Word nigga!

Here's some more gems from that thread.

Funkmasterr wrote:Let me give you two sheltered children a lesson in something I'll call streets 101.

Funkmasterr wrote:The way I drive is the norm for many many people I know and people I don't know, its not that I am some stupid anomole(spelling?).

Funksmasterr wrote:I wasn't even trying to say I "represent" the ghetto or anything of the sort. But I have held my own in worse neighborhoods than most (I wont say all because I dont know you people) people on these boards.

Funkmasterr wrote:Have you spent a good deal of time in the bronx? I have.. And I did fine because I know how to carry myself

Yay for afternoon comedy hour.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 6, 2006, 5:41 pm

miir wrote:Noel supports the troops!

It's true, I do.

I don't however support the war-mongering idiots that lead them.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 6, 2006, 5:55 pm

Kaldaur wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:The way I drive is the norm for many many people I know and people I don't know, its not that I am some stupid anomole(spelling?).

Wow, it took me a while to actually figure out what he was trying to say here...and not just because of the spelling issues.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » November 6, 2006, 6:38 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:
Drinsic Darkwood wrote:Quick, degenerate your argument into something about Nick riding Maynard's cock!
Wow, you're clever.

You flatter me, but I must not take credit where it is not due. That remark was actually the product of your own clever wit.

Funkmasterr wrote:I am an extremely nice person

Funkmasterr wrote:Spitting on said pussy was to instigate him to hit me, then putting me in the right to "defend myself".

You're so incredibly awesome.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » November 6, 2006, 6:55 pm

I went to sign up for Streets 101 at my school, but I realized that is not a course offered to undergrads. To take that class, you must be at least a candidate in the Ph D. School of Badass.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 6, 2006, 7:31 pm

How did I miss that thread the first time around? Funk is one badass motherfucker, yo.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » November 6, 2006, 8:26 pm

What a goldmine

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 6, 2006, 10:52 pm

7 out of 10 "Thugz4Lyfe" agree that Saddam should be executed.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 7, 2006, 12:37 am

thanks for the pm, funkmasterr.

i now feel ashamed that i manipulated your title. in an attempt to win back your affection, i've given you a glorious new title.

Tuddi2 · Post by **Tuddi2** » November 7, 2006, 12:42 am

noel wrote:Way to take the high moral ground.

since when has america been known for doing this when it mattered ?

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 7, 2006, 12:47 am

Tuddi2 wrote:
noel wrote:Way to take the high moral ground.
since when has america been known for doing this when it mattered ?

Since when does Funk represent America? We will gladly donate him to whomever would take him...which would be a short list.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 7, 2006, 1:01 am

Africa could harvest his stupidity as a food source for generations to come.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 7, 2006, 1:52 am

Tuddi2 wrote:
noel wrote:Way to take the high moral ground.
since when has america been known for doing this when it mattered ?

You're really just saying that so I'll hate you more, right?

This just in: We weren't always electing total fucking buffoons and we still lead the world in aid and other bullshit. If the aid comes with a dose of unneeded Christianity there's fuck all I can do about it but it turns my stomach.

Try for a change to stay on topic. This thread is about how the sheep things an execution has some deeper meaning and how that's really not the case. Bash America for something stupid in some other thread. I'm sure, given the present leadership, you won't have to wait long.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 7, 2006, 2:52 am

This thread stinks. I'm invoking the Pie/Cake picture rule.

The Unites States may not be as great as it was (when do you propose we were at our highest point? You people bitch so much, I'm curious)

********** U.S.A Then
********* U.S.A. Now
* Everyone Else Then
* Everyone Else Now

We've got a long ways to fall before we hit the rest of the pack!

Military Spending

World Police! Who's going to tell us what to do? Bahahahaha!

Those Rogues on the end of that chart don't stand a chance! Arrrrr! Rawr!

We spend all of that cashola on our military yet our economy still rocks the world's socks off.

Population Trend:

GDP Trends in $Billions

Euros can't dress!

Why the U.S. is in the Middle East...We need those OPEC reserves!

Not sure what this chart is but the U.S. is PWNing it!

K, think that chart had to do with a net game ..but still! PWN!

From a Canadian Survey. 27% of Candians feel DOMINATED by the United States:

Q. What would you say is the main reason the United States' influence has increased?

Here comes the U.S! It's too late to stop us!

We're all over the fucking place spreading freedom!

If this was a game of RISK, it'd be all over.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 7, 2006, 4:44 am