Lalanae Burundi High Chancellor for Tourism, Sodomy and Pie
Unofficial Canadian, Forbidden Lover of Pie, Jesus-Hatin'' Sodomite, President of KFC (Kyoukan Fan Club), hawt, perververted, intellectual submissive with E.S.P (Extra Sexual Persuasion)
That'd probably be real sexy if I weighed 280 lbs. As it is, the smell of cake doesn't turn me on, at all. So, ladies, if you want to attract the fat boys this is the fragrance for you.
I even asked for a gift certificate from there for Christmas! Too bad you could easily spend about $300 bucks in there just from perusing items over 5 minutes.
The smell of food isn't a turn on although the Sienfeld episode where George is under the sheets eating out his girlfriend between bites of his sub sandwich is hilarious.
Karae wrote:That'd probably be real sexy if I weighed 280 lbs. As it is, the smell of cake doesn't turn me on, at all. So, ladies, if you want to attract the fat boys this is the fragrance for you.
I have to agree with Karae here *cries*.
I'd also add that the smell of cake is a lot like the fat smell that fat women give off. If you've ever been in the mall or whatever and had a fat woman walk by you, you know what I mean.
Cake = teh suck!
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Please,
Pie is for those baker rejects who couldn't learn the finer points of dough rising, so they answer with "Just make it like a dish and throw stuff in it!"
Cake > Pie
It's true, oh, it's true