There's a new celebrity sex tape coming out...

Post by **Sylvus** » September 27, 2006, 3:36 pm

and it stars Dustin "Screech" Diamond. What's the title, you ask? Saved by the Smell.

I'm not making this up.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

I don't know what forum this belongs in. I don't know that this should be allowed to be released. My whole world is crumbling around me.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » September 27, 2006, 3:43 pm

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

Post by **Sylvus** » September 27, 2006, 3:45 pm

I forgot to mention that I'm totally going to watch it if it does, in fact, come out.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » September 27, 2006, 4:32 pm

I wonder if he's going to sell a Tshirt saying "I watched Screech in a threesome" to save his house too.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2006, 4:42 pm

At least John Wayne Bobbit had that hideously scarred Frankencock. Screech has... an afro?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 27, 2006, 5:34 pm

I hope Kelly Kapowski is in it!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 27, 2006, 5:50 pm

Oh man, that video is going to be fucking hilarious.

First Elizabeth Berkley, and now him. I'd prefer Tiffany Amber Thessian in a porn over any of them.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2006, 6:00 pm

Elizabeth Berkely was in pron? If you're talking about Showgirls, I will fucking kill you. That movie bit ass, even if all you were expecting was T&A.

Except for Gina Gershon. She's volcanic hot.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 27, 2006, 6:10 pm

I don't describe "Showgirls" as porn, but she did show off the essentials in the movie, which was a complete shock to everyone since it was just after SBtB went off the air.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 27, 2006, 6:34 pm

Sylvus wrote:I forgot to mention that I'm totally going to watch it if it does, in fact, come out.

Will you be wearing your 'Thor' costume?

Trias · Post by **Trias** » September 27, 2006, 6:34 pm

yay dirty sanchez!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2006, 7:05 pm

Sargeras wrote:I don't describe "Showgirls" as porn, but she did show off the essentials in the movie...

Including her flabby thighs and cottage cheese ass. That's what I found the most shocking!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 27, 2006, 7:15 pm

Trias wrote:yay dirty sanchez!

Huzzah!

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » September 27, 2006, 7:59 pm

I was hoping this would be another spam sex site thread.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 27, 2006, 9:14 pm

masteen wrote:Including her flabby thighs and cottage cheese ass. That's what I found the most shocking!

why hello thar internet male.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 27, 2006, 9:58 pm

looks like somebody isn't quite up to scratch then.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 27, 2006, 11:09 pm

Nevermind, im a drunken idiot.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 27, 2006, 11:11 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:As much as I am enjoying the stimulating conversation that these posts continue to bring to the table.. But, is anymore thought going into the whole closing registration thing?

While I do agree that the forums have been really slow and kind of boring lately, these posts really aren't helping.

Sylvus registered long ago...

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 27, 2006, 11:13 pm

wow.. I was totally paying more attention to south park than to VV.... Plus I am drunk... I meant to post this in the annoying sex spam thread.. sorry folks

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 28, 2006, 3:36 am

Time to put a cork in the 40 there, hip-hop.

And yes, Sylvus is registered [here].

noel · Post by **noel** » September 28, 2006, 9:25 am

kyoukan wrote:
masteen wrote:Including her flabby thighs and cottage cheese ass. That's what I found the most shocking!
why hello thar internet male.

Actually, I'm going to take exception to your comment on the grounds that she was supposed to be representing a Vegas showgirl. Vegas showgirl's do not have flabby thighs or a cottage cheese ass and Berkley definitely had both in that movie.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 28, 2006, 10:42 am

Never seen the movie, but if she had thick thighs and a big ass , she was teh bomb!

Post by **Sylvus** » September 28, 2006, 11:11 am

noel wrote:
kyoukan wrote:
masteen wrote:Including her flabby thighs and cottage cheese ass. That's what I found the most shocking!
why hello thar internet male.
Actually, I'm going to take exception to your comment on the grounds that she was supposed to be representing a Vegas showgirl. Vegas showgirl's do not have flabby thighs or a cottage cheese ass and Berkley definitely had both in that movie.

Granted, I've never watched the the movie in HD, nor have I inspected it that closely, but I don't recall noticing her having cottage cheese. Sure, her thighs might have been a little thicker than your average supermodel, but I thought she looked pretty good in that movie.

That said, I also find the current hollywood "ideal" of looking like a meth head beanpole rather repulsive.

I wouldn't kick Jessie Spano out of bed for ~~sticking her fingertip in my butthole~~ eating crackers.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 28, 2006, 12:52 pm

Sylvus wrote:Granted, I've never watched the the movie in HD, nor have I inspected it that closely, but I don't recall noticing her having cottage cheese. Sure, her thighs might have been a little thicker than your average supermodel, but I thought she looked pretty good in that movie.

I never noticed it the first time I saw it either. One of my friends mentioned it to me so I watched it again for 'research' purposes. I was shocked that in a few scenes you can actually see what's commonly referred too as cottage cheese. I'm sure she's a nice person and she's certainly not unattractive, but it is there, it doesn't fit the role she was playing and it was surprising.

That said, Gina Gershon is smoking hot and makes up for everything wrong with that movie.

Sylvus wrote:That said, I also find the current hollywood "ideal" of looking like a meth head beanpole rather repulsive.

I totally agree, but I'd like to clarify that I'm not suggesting she should look like that. I'm just saying if you go to a show in Vegas, the girls who are dancing do not have fat thighs. Generally the dancers have incredibly muscular and toned legs. They're also by no means waifishly thin.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 29, 2006, 8:55 pm

this should put a bullet in the celebrity-sex-tape-is-a-great-way-to-get-buzz-for-your-career-phenomenon

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 29, 2006, 11:18 pm

Voronwe post sighting