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Sony to Release PS4 this Christmas

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Sony to Release PS4 this Christmas
By Jordan Baugher


Tokyo , Japan- Sony President Ken Kutaragi held an impromptu press conference today, stunning the world by announcing the imminent release of the PlayStation 4. Deciding to forego the intended release of the much-anticipated PS3 and concentrate on the release of the as-yet unanticipated PS4, Sony has decided to market its new system as "a leap ahead of our competition."

While no new titles have been announced for the PS4, Kutaragi assured reporters that the PS4 would be reverse-compatible with PS3 games and that a new system would eventually be released that would be compatible with PS4 games once the technology to make them was invented.

"That system behind you looks like the PS3 we've already seen displayed at much every electronics show for the last year, how is this a different system?" asked one reporter.

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Kutaragi replied: "Well, as you can see, this has a 4 on it, and the other model had a 3. That increase represents an entire extra integer of gaming quality, one the critics said we couldn't achieve for another 10 years."

When asked if this was all one big marketing gimmick, Kutaragi went on to explain that while the specs for the PS4 were not essentially different from the PS3, the price would increase dramatically "to reflect the increase in quality."

It is rumored that Microsoft will announce plans to recall all Xbox 360s to "upgrade" them to Xbox 720s in what's being called a "packaging innovation."


Credit to BBSpot for reporting the gaming news we all want!!
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/09/sony ... ion-4.html
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(Winnow, before you open your trout shaped 360 lips, this is intended as satire)
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Post by dibit_eq »

If if were true, I'd say Sony pulled a Sega and started releasing a new console every 6 months. Well, they did adopt that marketing strategy for their online entertainment division, so it might not be that far off...
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Post by kyoukan »

I understand that this is satire, but I fail to see the meaning behind it. does sony release consoles too quickly or something?
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probably written by a 360 fanboi. To emphasize that the PS3 was causing so many problems, they're just going to skip it.
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Post by miir »

How is that satire?
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