Poor losers.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 10, 2002, 2:31 am

I am a scripter. I am a cheater. I am a hacker. I am using god mode. I am using a kick script. I am using a backstab script. I am using a damage modifier. I am a low ping bastard (lpb).

Now, that is just what I have been accused of so far TODAY. Jedi Knight 2 seems to bring out out the egotist in everyone.

Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01

"You beat me? I mean, you beat ME!? No one can beat me! Must have been a fluke."

Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01... again.

"CHEATER!"

I've played out that scenario I don't know how many times today. This seems to happen during every single map change. I have been kicked and banned from I don't know HOW many servers at this point for cheating/scripting/winning.

Why am I posting this? Just got banned from the IFS clan server for killing their #1 guy... twice.

First time was no big deal. He was pissed though, since it was one on one. If you're being swarmed, at least you have an excuse. Unfortunatly, it was just him and me.

Now this server has a couple rules: Don't attack people with their sabers down, and don't attack people who are typing (a sign appears over your head when you type). I have no problem with this, except for the fuckers who use "Sabers down" as an excuse to ambush.

After the first kill, I walk by the #1 guy, who has his saber down. I head over towards a guy with his saber up, when I hear behind me (I love SBLive! EAX) the #1 guy lighting up his saber and running at my back.

I turn and jump kick him. (does 20 damage, health only. does not deplete shields)

When he lands, he jumps. we meet in mid air, and his lands first.

Second time we meet in mid air, his lands first again (I WANT A LATENCY OF 3, TOO!)

Time for some tactics. I KNOW he's gonna jump a third time, so I use Searyx's patented "Jumping GOOOBER!" defense.

Instead of jumping to meet him in mid air, I back up. He jumps towards me as I backpeddle (you can't do a jump kick on the way down. Only on the way up). I turn around, hold back, and execute a backstab on his landing spot.

SPIN... SLASH! #1 guy's head rolls off to the side (no, REALLY. Dismemberment was turned on.)

I don't gloat. I just begin walking towards the stunned bastard who I was going after in the first place.

5 seconds later, I'm banned from the server.

Being good sucks

Togashi · Post by **Togashi** » July 10, 2002, 6:07 am

wtf I thought you liked being called names?!(your still here after being called everything under the sun) quit whining it sounds like you had a great time.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » July 10, 2002, 6:40 am

You must be Yoda's best kept secret

KICK ASS!

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 10, 2002, 9:52 am

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 10, 2002, 9:54 am

I blame that on Counter-Strike. It's ruined any online FPS game you can find.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » July 10, 2002, 11:21 am

Wow Searyx, his ego must've been almost as big as yours

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 10, 2002, 11:24 am

question is ....who really gives a shit?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 10, 2002, 12:13 pm

This is an online game? I never heard of this. There is something out there besides EQ?

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » July 10, 2002, 12:46 pm

Fuck would you stop posting these BS fuckin threads. Nobody gives a fuck what you do on your own EQ server, now you are spamming us again with shit from another game. You are a true fucktard.

asscock

Ninan · Post by **Ninan** » July 10, 2002, 1:00 pm

Searyx, go the fuck away!!!!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » July 10, 2002, 1:13 pm

/agree stragi

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » July 10, 2002, 1:14 pm

This reminds me of the time my 10th grade chemistry teacher bit the head off a squirell..

Man, that thing was bleeding all over the place, and its head was still screamin after she mangled it from the little body.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » July 10, 2002, 2:04 pm

Healior is ugly!

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 10, 2002, 2:24 pm

You mean the squirrel was still alive when she bit it's head off?

That definitely tops Ozzy and his bird thing.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 10, 2002, 2:53 pm

That's funny... The other board I posted this on was filled with people with the same problem.

I guess there aren't any skilled players here

Cadienie · Post by **Cadienie** » July 10, 2002, 5:50 pm

*hugs* Tegellan... umm u been Jackassed yet??

JACKASS

Karae · Post by **Karae** » July 10, 2002, 6:34 pm

'skill'

hahahahaha. Feeb.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » July 10, 2002, 7:27 pm

riiight

Klumhru · Post by **Klumhru** » July 10, 2002, 11:27 pm

what is jedi knight?

isn't this an eq board?

who is searyx?

does he play on veeshan?

confused

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 11, 2002, 12:34 am

Teg = my port bitch k thanks....

BTW teg JACKASS

seiffil · Post by **seiffil** » July 11, 2002, 3:24 am

healior is ugly, and i thought teggy was my port bitch, you have aedryn healior

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 11, 2002, 3:29 am

JACKASS.....

Quiet ASSLING

Cadienie · Post by **Cadienie** » July 11, 2002, 3:39 am

LOL LOL

seiffil · Post by **seiffil** » July 11, 2002, 3:59 am

bah, stupid dorfs

Revs · Post by **Revs** » July 11, 2002, 6:35 am

Lay off the dwarves

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 11, 2002, 6:48 am

Dorfs > asslings

Dindolur · Post by **Dindolur** » July 11, 2002, 7:06 am

Yep, i agree

Nadonius · Post by **Nadonius** » July 12, 2002, 3:41 am

but they both work great for runtball.

Zvenn Eaglefist · Post by **Zvenn Eaglefist** » July 12, 2002, 3:42 am

yes but nothing can top the gnome punting greatest sport of all

Davel · Post by **Davel** » July 12, 2002, 5:05 am

Counter strike > all other games.

I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?

Revs · Post by **Revs** » July 12, 2002, 6:06 am

Sparty can paint that picture

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » July 12, 2002, 9:59 am

I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?

LMAO! I might have to go pick up Counterstrike.

Zvenn Eaglefist · Post by **Zvenn Eaglefist** » July 12, 2002, 1:35 pm

Crazie · Post by **Crazie** » December 19, 2003, 5:47 am

Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » December 19, 2003, 6:33 am

Crazie wrote:Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...

So, you ran out of crack? Can't think of any other reason why you would bump a Searyx thread.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » December 19, 2003, 9:18 am

Crazie! you suck! I don't know who you are or why you are here, BUT you suck!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » December 19, 2003, 11:32 am

Crazie wrote:Posted: July 12, 2002, 11:35 am

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 19, 2003, 4:48 pm

LOL

Searyx and Skill in the same thread

LOL

VeeshanVault

Poor losers.

Poor losers.

/farm