Stupid fat whore (Destined for the retards forum!)

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » September 11, 2006, 4:57 pm

I hate the stupid ass fat whore who works EVERY DAY at the local EB games store here.

The one who follows everyone around the store and tries to sell them the stupidest shit the entire time they're looking at things.

The one who looks like a guy

"Pat" from SNL anyone?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 11, 2006, 5:09 pm

You go into the EB Games store everyday? That sounds like a problem.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 11, 2006, 5:10 pm

If she was a hot, skinny stupid ass whore would it make a difference?

Does she not go away when you say "just looking?" If not, next time say, "I'm just looking but I can't even do that with your fat ass whore body hovering around blocking my view."

...not something I would do but it might work!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 11, 2006, 5:13 pm

Just say, "MOM leave me alone"!

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 11, 2006, 5:45 pm

She likes you and wants to jump your bone.

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » September 11, 2006, 5:48 pm

No I don't go into EB games every day, but whenever I do she's there waiting for me.

I think she smells fear.

She never goes away, she keeps talking.

"Any trade ins?"
"no"
"Trade in and get suchandsuch deal"
"I dont have any"
"We do have a special on trade in deals right now too"
"I dont have a trade in"
"If you bring a trade in..." etc etc etc "Need help finding anything?"
"Just looking"
"We have new releases here.."
"Im ok Im just looking"
"For what console" etc etc etc

And winnow, yes it would make a huge difference if she was a hot skinny stupid ass whore. I'd be there daily.

Call me shallow, I call it honest

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 11, 2006, 5:49 pm

fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » September 11, 2006, 5:52 pm

Kyoukan = Midnyte. I knew it was because of the Y's.

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » September 11, 2006, 6:02 pm

fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch

I know you're being horribly sarcastic and think I'm a dickwad but I still laughed at that

miir · Post by **miir** » September 11, 2006, 7:24 pm

kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch

On a fat chick it's called a gunt.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » September 11, 2006, 7:37 pm

miir wrote:
kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
On a fat chick it's called a gunt.

also called a FUPA.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » September 12, 2006, 12:21 am

Trias wrote:
miir wrote:
kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
On a fat chick it's called a gunt.
also called a FUPA.

eww fupa's...

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 12, 2006, 1:01 am

"butt in front"

Janx · Post by **Janx** » September 12, 2006, 1:24 am

Muffintop (when it sags over all the way around.

TheDarkreigns · Post by **TheDarkreigns** » September 12, 2006, 3:40 am

Front butts and back tits...ugh......

Dal-KoE · Post by **Dal-KoE** » September 13, 2006, 3:22 pm

Aslanna wrote:You go into the EB Games store everyday? That sounds like a problem.

Neziroth wrote:No I don't go into EB games every day, but whenever I do she's there waiting for me.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.. the second step is to stop going to EB.. WTF do you think the Interweb is for?