Convenience Store Follies

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 8, 2005, 12:03 am

In a way I agree with Winnow, but the day I feel any support for insurance companies is the day you can shoot me dead.

Fuck them all.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 8, 2005, 12:58 am

you don't like insurance companies either? do you still live with your folks?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 8, 2005, 1:36 am

Well after living on my own since I was sixteen and my brother dying 9 months ago I have indeed moved back to look after my mum and give her a bit of a support, so in answer to your question specifically at this moment, yes I do.

Oh and since it's your goal to be such a bloody condescending wanker to everyone here anyway, don't feel the need to be so soft next time.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 8, 2005, 11:10 am

Nick wrote:Well after living on my own since I was sixteen and my brother dying 9 months ago I have indeed moved back to look after my mum and give her a bit of a support, so in answer to your question specifically at this moment, yes I do.

Oh and since it's your goal to be such a bloody condescending wanker to everyone here anyway, don't feel the need to be so soft next time.

Sorry for your loss and tip of the hat for taking care of your mother, not many people are willing to do that anymore. And Nick dont be hard on Kooky she is just jealous that you know who your parents are unlike herself.

cid · Post by **cid** » September 8, 2005, 11:38 am

It is hard when the child becomes the parent. I have had to take care of my dad for some time now, it is not easy.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 28, 2006, 1:31 am

Go go, up to top.

Tuddi2 · Post by **Tuddi2** » January 28, 2006, 10:00 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Actually buddy, I don't need any lessons from her, you or anyone else. The point is, you cannot hear someones voice on a message board to tell if they are joking or not. So maybe people will learn my lesson which is keep your fucking joking to yourself, cause im not interested. Or I can just irritate them until they put me on ignore and solve the problem that way.

you dont any lessons from her because you're better then she is anything she knows you already do.

i know you dont need lessons from "anybody else", since it's clear you can't/won't improve in any manner, but saying you dont need lessons from your girlfriend is a blow to her that even if true shouldn't be said.

i hope she understands you and how the relationship will totally be aimed at you giving her lessons and not the other way around.

Tuddi2 · Post by **Tuddi2** » January 28, 2006, 10:05 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Kylere now on my ignore list. This is how I will take care of these situations instead of getting angry

P.S. I agree and am fully aware that mia is fully capable of taking care of herself. But I would defened any friend, especially her if I felt they were being disrespected, regardless of if they can defend themselves.

she's just a friend .....

have you told her yet ?

Tuddi2 · Post by **Tuddi2** » January 28, 2006, 10:10 am

Aslanna wrote:The funny thing is he thinks I have some 'pent up frustration' in regards to him. As if I'm thinking throughout the day "goddamn that Funkmasterr is such a moron.. I'll get him if it's the last thing I doooo!" I was simply reading the thread and a funny thought came into my head and I posted it. Other than that he's a non-entity during my daily life.

Congratulations on getting Apostate to flame you though. In the past 5 years I don't think I've seen him flame anyone. Evah! So that's a dubious achievement.

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.
Thank you for the compliment. And you're right. I don't care.

funk got a notch in my book because of this, apos posts are fun to read and that flame was A+

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » January 28, 2006, 2:46 pm

Oh well here's a classic thread....

Tuddi your talkin to a corpse BTW... Necropost ftw.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 11, 2006, 1:36 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect.

Lol, how did I miss this thread? Or did I? WHO KNOWS I WILL NOT READ IT.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 11, 2006, 1:38 pm

*~*stragi*~* wrote:spam spam spam

ok i guess i didnt miss it

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » September 11, 2006, 1:43 pm

Winnow wrote:I generally won't flame someone unless they've insulted me or a Shaolin Temple

Bruce Lee is a shit. And you're a son of an ass.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » September 11, 2006, 2:43 pm

Chidoro wrote:"Hi, yeah, I'd like 7-4-1 straight and box
8-2-4 straight and box
0-1-2 straight and box
3-4-5 straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box

"how much is that"?
"$23"
"OK. Give me 4-4-3-1 straight and box
9-8-7-6 straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
2-3-4-5 on the wheel (hohh no, what the fuck is the wheel?)
on the wheel
on the wheel
on the wheel
on the wheel "
"Did I say 7-4-1"?
"yes"
"ok, give me 7-4-1 straight and box
I know nothing about money, straight and box
I'm a lifetime clod, straight and box
mama needs a new carton of smokes, straight and box
I only want 60 cents on the dollar, straight and box"

I dont know how I missed this post lol.. And Cid I know exactly what you're talking about.. must be a jersey thing..

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 11, 2006, 3:20 pm

*~*stragi*~* wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect.
Lol, how did I miss this thread? Or did I? WHO KNOWS I WILL NOT READ IT.

Have we evolved to the next level of complete and utter disrespect yet? THAT will be a glorious day.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » September 11, 2006, 5:04 pm

Aslanna wrote:
*~*stragi*~* wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect.
Lol, how did I miss this thread? Or did I? WHO KNOWS I WILL NOT READ IT.
Have we evolved to the next level of complete and utter disrespect yet? THAT will be a glorious day.

I don't know. Do -you- swallow?

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 11, 2006, 6:45 pm

Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » September 11, 2006, 9:31 pm

My name is Sparty

SpartysGirlfirend · September 11, 2006, 9:33 pm

I think Shaolin Temples are stupid.

And im not a good spellar.

My name is Cellar Door

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 11, 2006, 10:09 pm

I got 10 bucks that says she dumped him since this thread started

And if not, well she was not as smart as I thought!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 11, 2006, 10:56 pm

you may be right, someone changed her title from funk's bitch to something else earlier today. it was promptly changed again though!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » September 11, 2006, 11:12 pm

Kylere wrote:I got 10 bucks that says she dumped him since this thread started

And if not, well she was not as smart as I thought!

i got 10 bucks that says she's spit in the past year if they're still together.

mia · Post by **mia** » September 12, 2006, 12:21 am

I'll take 10 bucks from you, Kylere...we are still together.

I'll take another 10 bucks from you MooZilla, I thought I cleared that issue up earlier..

And Stragi, very cute...I'm quite fond of the title - kinda catchy.

SpartysGirlfirend · September 12, 2006, 2:03 am

They were talking about me.

My name is Spartysgirlfirend

Al · Post by Al » September 12, 2006, 8:27 am

My name is Al.

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » September 12, 2006, 4:23 pm

My name is Al

Al · Post by Al » September 12, 2006, 4:26 pm

Sparty wrote:My name is Al

My name is Al.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 12, 2006, 5:50 pm

Call me Al!

Isn't it cute that Funk has his fake girlfriends log on info? I bet she spits from Canada!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 13, 2006, 7:29 pm

mia wrote:
And Stragi, very cute...I'm quite fond of the title - kinda catchy.

No prob doll, call me whenever you feel like having a REAL MAN
and then I will give you Cartalas' phone number and the hilarious joke will continue.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 13, 2006, 7:31 pm

Sparty wrote:My name is Al

callin you out on dis 1

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