You've got to be kidding me...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 1, 2006, 12:49 am

It's bad enough there's going to be another Rocky Movie, but THIS?!?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 1, 2006, 2:30 am

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

(times infinity)

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 1, 2006, 2:39 am

Good to see that Joanie Stubbs has graduated from wannabe brothel matron to Rambo's wife.

Damn shame that a really well done movie such as 'First Blood' was made into a horrid franchise.

Sartori · Post by **Sartori** » September 1, 2006, 3:05 am

What an original premise

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 1, 2006, 3:58 am

Sly is cashing in as always!

This time, Rambo is fighting other geriatrics at the retirementhome!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » September 1, 2006, 9:04 am

I hope Sylvester Stallone doesn't turn out to be a Steven Seagal.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 1, 2006, 9:24 am

Lynks wrote:I hope Sylvester Stallone doesn't turn out to be a Steven Seagal.

He'd need a pair o stilts and a stick up his ass (for the constipated look) for that to happen!

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 1, 2006, 10:33 am

Plot Outline: Vietnam vet John Rambo is forced to emerge from his reclusive lifestyle and take justice into his own hands after his daughter gets kidnapped.

Didnt the governator do this already?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 1, 2006, 1:47 pm

Yeah Commando. This really makes me weep.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 1, 2006, 1:55 pm

Years back, when this movie was stricktly a rumor, the new enemy was suppossed to be some sort of "Michigan Militia" type organization he has to infiltrate and take down all on his own.

Anyway, this was after McVey blew up that government building so home grown terrorism was all the rage. I bet Osama kidnaps his daughter in this revised script because he's the latest enemy of America, and only one man can bring him to justice. That man is John Rambo.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 1, 2006, 3:41 pm

Apparently Stallone wrote the first script for this movie and the plot inolved him getting dropped into afghanistan and tracking down bin Laden.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 1, 2006, 5:04 pm

kyoukan wrote:Apparently Stallone wrote the first script for this movie and the plot inolved him getting dropped into afghanistan and tracking down bin Laden.

That is simultaneously the most pathetic, and the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 1, 2006, 5:58 pm

Im sure the climax was bin Laden strangling Rambo with the flextubes from his dialysis machine.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » September 1, 2006, 6:01 pm

Ya know there are many films I wouldn't care to see. This one I am actually making plans not to see.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 4, 2006, 2:13 am

Funkmasterr wrote:
kyoukan wrote:Apparently Stallone wrote the first script for this movie and the plot inolved him getting dropped into afghanistan and tracking down bin Laden.

That is simultaneously the most pathetic, and the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

It's not like Rambo could do a worse job than the US government has done in finding him..

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » September 4, 2006, 3:38 pm

Siji wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:
kyoukan wrote:Apparently Stallone wrote the first script for this movie and the plot inolved him getting dropped into afghanistan and tracking down bin Laden.

That is simultaneously the most pathetic, and the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.
It's not like Rambo could do a worse job than the US government has done in finding him..

True, but at least the US governments screwups and explanations can make you laugh on occasion. A new rambo would ONLY be pathetic.