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noel · Post by **noel** » August 29, 2006, 4:33 pm

From: FunkmasterrOnline
To: noelHidden
Posted: August 29, 2006, 12:27 pm
Subject: Question Quote message
Does it hurt to be such a bitter prick for no good reason at all? Just curious.

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Mortale- 60 hunter-whisperwind - semi retired
Regn- 60 Priest - whisperwind - semi retired
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I could go on and on, the full has never been told.

Would anyone mind explaining the definition of bitter to him?

Here's a hint: There is nothing that you've done or will ever do that I will ever be jealous of. I consider myself extremely pleased to know that not only is it unlikely I'll never meet you but also that I'll never be anything like you.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 29, 2006, 4:37 pm

LOL!

Any idea what post got him that riled up noel?

Now it's gettin' personal!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » August 29, 2006, 4:38 pm

ahhh, what did you have to hide your online status for?

and I don't think we could afford a big enough clue for him if we all chipped in.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 29, 2006, 4:46 pm

Just guessing, but I'd changed his title to 'Rebel Without a Clue' about a week ago.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » August 29, 2006, 7:57 pm

You want to change my title? I'm too lazy to figure out how to do it.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 29, 2006, 8:01 pm

I thought you were an actual hot russian slut

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 29, 2006, 9:52 pm

Sueven is a hot russian slut, just in Amerika!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 10:37 am

noel wrote:
From: FunkmasterrOnline
To: noelHidden
Posted: August 29, 2006, 12:27 pm
Subject: Question Quote message
Does it hurt to be such a bitter prick for no good reason at all? Just curious.

_________________
Mortale- 60 hunter-whisperwind - semi retired
Regn- 60 Priest - whisperwind - semi retired
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I could go on and on, the full has never been told.
Would anyone mind explaining the definition of bitter to him?

Here's a hint: There is nothing that you've done or will ever do that I will ever be jealous of. I consider myself extremely pleased to know that not only is it unlikely I'll never meet you but also that I'll never be anything like you.

Well, first of all you fucking retard:

bit‧ter /ˈbɪtər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bit-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, -er, -est, noun, verb, adverb
–adjective
1. having a harsh, disagreeably acrid taste, like that of aspirin, quinine, wormwood, or aloes.
2. producing one of the four basic taste sensations; not sour, sweet, or salt.
3. hard to bear; grievous; distressful: a bitter sorrow.
4. causing pain; piercing; stinging: a bitter chill.
5. characterized by intense antagonism or hostility: bitter hatred.
6. hard to admit or accept: a bitter lesson.
7. resentful or cynical: bitter words.
–noun
8. that which is bitter; bitterness: Learn to take the bitter with the sweet.
9. British. a very dry ale having a strong taste of hops.
–verb (used with object)
10. to make bitter: herbs employed to bitter vermouth.
–adverb
11. extremely; very; exceedingly: a bitter cold night.

Second, what a big man you are to post a pm in the forums, but you can't even respond to them when I send them. Fact of the matter is you're a prick, I was just pointing it out.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 10:49 am

Now go learn what the word 'context' means.

No question that I'm a prick to people like yourself. In fact, I take a lot of pride in that.

Enjoy your sad little life.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 11:22 am

noel wrote:Now go learn what the word 'context' means.

No question that I'm a prick to people like yourself. In fact, I take a lot of pride in that.

Enjoy your sad little life.

Seriously dude, quit trying to come off as wise, because you are not. In the past few months you have been extremely hostile towards me for NO GOOD REASON (don't bother arguing here because it's not a matter of opinion). Not to mention how pathetic your life (and many others like you on this site) must be to actually get some sense of enjoyment out of antagonizing people.

But you can continue to look down on me like you are something special.. lol

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 11:26 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Seriously dude, quit trying to come off as wise, because you are not.

I only have to be wiser than you. Which I am.

In the past few months you have been extremely hostile towards me for NO GOOD REASON (don't bother arguing here because it's not a matter of opinion).

It is a matter of opinion (yours) and I have had reasons. I never flame anyone for no good reason.

Not to mention how pathetic your life (and many others like you on this site) must be to actually get some sense of enjoyment out of antagonizing people.

My life is fantastic. I could list the ways it's fantastic but I really don't have the time. It's been said in the past. If you don't like it here and don't like the people here, stop posting here, loser.

But you can continue to look down on me like you are something special.. lol

Ell-Ohhh-Elll indeed.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 11:27 am

Funk, why this animosity towards noel?

What started this feud anyways?

Will we see a rivalry-match á WWF?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 11:28 am

Because I'm mean to him.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 11:28 am

noel wrote:Because I'm mean to him.

What did you do to him?

Post by **Sylvus** » August 30, 2006, 11:31 am

Well, another thing that isn't a matter of opinion is that before you took your toys and went home for... shit, i dunno, a couple months? you were a total douche around here.

Perhaps your sabbatical wasn't as cathartic for noel as it was for everyone else, and he does in fact have a reason for still being so bitter.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 11:31 am

When he menstruates all over threads due to his extreme lack of intelligence and inability to manage his anger, I flame him. Pretty standard. It's nothing I haven't been doing since this board's inception. Sad thing is I made a concerted effort some time ago to give him some advice on how to conduct himself so that he wouldn't alienate people on the board and he decided to ignore it.

I think this is like his third time back from 'never posting here again!!!111!!' It's not my fault he lacks the willpower to do what he says.

edit: An example of my 'advice' to him. When he decided that Clatis was 'copying him' on all of his posts

, and then he posted something and everyone copied it, he freaked out. I PMed him telling him that he would have been far better off just laughing it off instead of freaking out in the thread.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 11:41 am

noel wrote:When he menstruates all over threads due to his extreme lack of intelligence and inability to manage his anger, I flame him. Pretty standard. It's nothing I haven't been doing since this board's inception. Sad thing is I made a concerted effort some time ago to give him some advice on how to conduct himself so that he wouldn't alienate people on the board and he decided to ignore it.

I think this is like his third time back from 'never posting here again!!!111!!' It's not my fault he lacks the willpower to do what he says.

LOL. Explain to me exactly what I have done since I came back to posting this last time that would bring on your shit? I have gone through my posts and cannot find anything.

The closest thing I have been able to come up with is possibly my comments on how totally ridiculous and irresponsible it is to replace an expensive piece of electronics that works fine for one of a different color.

And if you honestly want to argue with me about that then I find it amusing that you can call yourself more practical or wise then me, being as it just does not make sense.

Please do enlighten me though on how I have been acting as you say, thus justifying your obnoxious bullshit.

I'm waiting.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 11:45 am

Guys guys.... can't you just make up and be friends again?

Maybe not friends, but at least accept eachothers existence?

Post by **Sylvus** » August 30, 2006, 11:49 am

noel wrote:When he decided that Clatis was 'copying him' on all of his posts , and then he posted something and everyone copied it, he freaked out

I forgot about that, that was hilarious.

Good times.

laneela · Post by **laneela** » August 30, 2006, 11:49 am

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Guys guys.... can't you just make up and be friends again?

Maybe not friends, but at least accept eachothers existence?

But where's the fun in that? ><

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 11:57 am

Funkmasterr wrote:since I came back to posting this last time

LOL

Funkmasterr wrote:...I have gone through my posts and cannot find anything.

LOL You actually went through your posts?

Funkmasterr wrote:The closest thing I have been able to come up with is possibly my comments on how totally ridiculous and irresponsible it is to replace an expensive piece of electronics that works fine for one of a different color.

I did not participate in that thread at all.

Funkmasterr wrote:And if you honestly want to argue with me about that then I find it amusing that you can call yourself more practical or wise then me, being as it just does not make sense.

People are free to do whatever they choose with their own disposable income. Until you're being paid as their accountant, it's really none of your business what they do with it.

Funkmasterr wrote:Please do enlighten me though on how I have been acting as you say, thus justifying your obnoxious bullshit.

The obnoxious bullshit originates from you. This thread originated from a PM that you sent to me. I don't want to receive PMs from you. I don't follow-up every single one of your posts with a flame. I don't care about you. You brought this on yourself. If you don't want to have threads like these appear in the 'General Forum', quit wasting my time with your stupid PMs. Quit overreacting to everything other people say to you. Quit posting that other posters are 'copying you' -- most childish assertation ever made on these forums? [YES]. Quit posting about how you'll spit on people IRL to get them to hit you so you can start a fight. Mostly quit PMing me.

Funkmasterr wrote:I'm waiting.

Your career choices are of no interest to me, but if you're looking for advice: keep people's drinks full and make sure they get their bill when they're done eating. Those are the two things that annoy me most when I'm being waited on.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 30, 2006, 12:00 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Will we see a rivalry-match á WWF?

Dude, isn't it WWE now?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 12:16 pm

During this whole stupid thread, I've been seriously wondering what the fuck Funkmasterr has been so upset about. I've been thinking he's a total douchebag ever since he posted that he wasn't posting again, but I didn't really recall flaming him much. So I looked back through my posts to see how often I was flaming him...

Excluding this thread, in the last month I've done it two times in one thread and I've changed his title twice *gasp*. I didn't think that could be right, but then I remembered how incredibly over-sensitive Funk is and how as tough as he thinks he is, he's really a whiny little bitch. Without delay, I give you the thread that pushed Funkmasterr over the edge.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » August 30, 2006, 12:19 pm

not that you care what i have to say and i'm not taking any sides here, but you are a dickhead.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 12:34 pm

noel wrote:No question that I'm a prick to people like yourself. In fact, I take a lot of pride in that.

Not directed at you at present.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 12:39 pm

laneela wrote: But where's the fun in that? ><

TRUE!

Let the rivalry continue!

Soon, the Cage Match! Ultimate Challenge! Noel Vs Funk!

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 12:40 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:
Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Will we see a rivalry-match á WWF?
Dude, isn't it WWE now?

True that too!

I'm old-school!

You know, back in the days we had Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Rowdy Roddy Piper and Superfly Jimmy Snuka!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 12:44 pm

noel wrote:During this whole stupid thread, I've been seriously wondering what the fuck Funkmasterr has been so upset about. I've been thinking he's a total douchebag ever since he posted that he wasn't posting again, but I didn't really recall flaming him much. So I looked back through my posts to see how often I was flaming him...

Excluding this thread, in the last month I've done it two times in one thread and I've changed his title twice *gasp*. I didn't think that could be right, but then I remembered how incredibly over-sensitive Funk is and how as tough as he thinks he is, he's really a whiny little bitch. Without delay, I give you the thread that pushed Funkmasterr over the edge.

Oh, so pm's are ok with you when you send them to me? ( I have at least 4 or 5 from you in the past 6 months.) But when I send you one that makes a couple of valid points that you won't answer, all of the sudden it's not cool anymore.

Let me clue you in douchebag, I will pm whoever the fuck I want, whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want to do it, especially assholes like you.

Then again if you weren't such an asshole you never would have got the pm's, so I guess we all have you to thank for the entertainment.

Oh, and you are wiser than me?? Smarter then me? Way to toot your own horn dickhead, but you couldn't be any further from right.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 12:46 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:
laneela wrote: But where's the fun in that? ><
TRUE!

Let the rivalry continue!

Soon, the Cage Match! Ultimate Challenge! Noel Vs Funk!

Wouldn't happen dude.. Noel would be too afraid of gashing up his precious skin and fucking up his aerodynamics, then he would never win teh Tour De France,

Post by **Sylvus** » August 30, 2006, 12:46 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Oh, and you are wiser than me?? Smarter then me? Way to toot your own horn dickhead, but you couldn't be any further from wrong.

self-owned

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 12:48 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Funk, why this animosity towards noel?

What started this feud anyways?

Will we see a rivalry-match á WWF?

Because he is a total douchebag for no apparent reason.. Some people hide behind that online because they think it is entertaining, but I happen to think it is pathetic.

Not only that but he is preaching about how he sent me pm's giving me advice.. And on my own accord I would say I have indirectly followed it.. Yet he won't fuck off..

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 12:52 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Oh, so pm's are ok with you when you send them to me? ( I have at least 4 or 5 from you in the past 6 months.) But when I send you one that makes a couple of valid points that you won't answer, all of the sudden it's not cool anymore.

Let me clue you in douchebag, I will pm whoever the fuck I want, whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want to do it, especially assholes like you.

Then again if you weren't such an asshole you never would have got the pm's, so I guess we all have you to thank for the entertainment.

Oh, and you are wiser than me?? Smarter then me? Way to toot your own horn dickhead, but you couldn't be any further from wrong.

Post every PM I've sent to you. Go for it. It will just make you look worse.

I'm sure there's a way to block your PMs if it becomes a problem, but it's probably easier for me to just post them here and let them play in the court of public opinion.

RL threats are so preciously cute coming from you...

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 30, 2006, 12:53 pm

Jesus fucking christ this thread.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 12:54 pm

Ok!

But the next question is, where do we go from here?

How do you two settle it?

What can you (and we) do to make things better again?

The silent treatment? Not talking to eachother?

Not sending eachother anymore PMs?

Or maybe try not to become irritated on eachother so easily?

Acknowledge eachothers existence, but not much more than that, would that be passable?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 12:57 pm

Here's the PM he sent me that I never replied to... or posted...

From: FunkmasterrOffline
To: noelHidden
Posted: June 27, 2006, 9:19 pm
Subject: Anyways Quote message
I just want a little clarity pertaining to your tourette's outbreak today.

The same guy that has sent me multiple messages about how I need to tone it down and ignore things is going off the deep end because I defended the guy that was the source of me leaving the site to begin with.. Because he was getting lectured for no good reason at all?

I have in no way complained about anything since I started posting again, I have only backed up what I have said with reasons, which is exactly what I did in this thread.

I can't decide if it amuses me or makes me sick how you and so many of the other people on the forums strut around preaching about equality and not discriminating, and then turn around and jump down my throat making hollow accusations when someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with the overall "white middle class" values that most of you do hold.

If you really want to be such a fucktard, and try to tell me im being a bully and complaining and on and on about the completely harmless shit I said in clatis's defense, you need to get your head examined dude.

Now go ahead and post this for everyone to see and make some pathetic "hahaha look At ThE Dumb ass lolollll!!1!!" comment like Stragi would dude, I know you want to.

_________________
Mortale- 60 hunter-whisperwind - semi retired
Regn- 60 Priest - whisperwind - semi retired
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I could go on and on, the full has never been told.

miir · Post by **miir** » August 30, 2006, 1:05 pm

you couldn't be any further from wrong.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 1:15 pm

Fixed.. I think you all know what I was saying to Mr. Fuckstain.

Oh, and where did I make any rl threats Noel?

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 1:20 pm

How about skipping all threats and insults, let bygones be bygones and

BAM!

From this point on, start fresh!

If you do not pay that much attention to eachother, there will be no Hatemails sent to one another.

Easy as pie!

Or as they say in NY with NY italian-accent

Forgeeet about it!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 30, 2006, 1:28 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Fixed.. I think you all know what I was saying to Mr. Fuckstain.

No...you still forgot something.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 1:28 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Wouldn't happen dude.. Noel would be too afraid of gashing up his precious skin and fucking up his aerodynamics, then he would never win teh Tour De France,

I'm sure you weren't implying that you would cause gashing up my 'precious skin' in an altercation between us.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 30, 2006, 1:41 pm

Sylvus wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:Oh, and you are wiser than me?? Smarter then me? Way to toot your own horn dickhead, but you couldn't be any further from wrong.
self-owned

That could be a quote straight from Ben Stiller's character in Dodgeball!

Al · Post by Al » August 30, 2006, 1:42 pm

Fuhgedabouttit!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 30, 2006, 1:43 pm

A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

Al · Post by Al » August 30, 2006, 1:45 pm

What about a shaved-legged crosscountry biking badass?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 30, 2006, 1:45 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

Ok, tough guy.

miir · Post by **miir** » August 30, 2006, 1:46 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:no shave legged cross country biking pussy

Is that supposed to be an insult?
Noel is probably in way better physical shape than you...

cid · Post by **cid** » August 30, 2006, 1:49 pm

A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

Al · Post by Al » August 30, 2006, 1:50 pm

cid wrote:A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 1:53 pm

Al wrote:Fuhgedabouttit!

Yeah, that's better!

FUHGEEEDABOUTTIT FELLAS!

Bygones be bygones and start fresh not acknowledging eachothers existence!

Then you will save MUCH PM-space!

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 30, 2006, 1:55 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:A cage match was mentioned, and I was just stating that hypothetically if something like that happened, that no shave legged cross country biking pussy would be taking me down.

Who knows? Maybe he has been training with Hammer House (Coleman / Randleman)?

One thing i've learned during the days, do not underestimate anybody!

Crocop underestimated Randleman once, thinking his fightingskills were subpar, and look what happened that time!

My point is, you never know!

Never underestimate anyones skills!

VeeshanVault

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