Rename a movie so that it has a more upfront title.

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 15, 2006, 3:56 pm

Example:

Old: Jurassic Park
New: Steven Spielberg Presents Very Realistic Dinosaurs Eating People

I saw the above example in an article about Snakes on a Plane and thought it might make a fun game.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » August 15, 2006, 4:22 pm

Old: L.A. Confidential
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest I

Old: Gladiator
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest II

Old: Cinderella Man
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest III

Tinkin Tankem · Post by **Tinkin Tankem** » August 15, 2006, 4:23 pm

Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » August 15, 2006, 4:52 pm

Old: Havoc
New: Anne Hathaway topless, finally.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 15, 2006, 5:25 pm

Old: Battlefield Earth
New: Battlefield OH MY FUCKING GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » August 15, 2006, 5:36 pm

OLD: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
NEW: Fuck it Let's Get it Over With

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » August 15, 2006, 6:35 pm

Old: Ocean's Eleven
New: Men Robbing a Casino

Old: Domino
New: Hot Bounty Hunter Has a Bad Day

Old: V for Vendetta
New: England Goes Ultraconservative. Agent Elrond Objects

Old: Labyrinth
New: Stupid Girl in a Maze

Old: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
New: Filler

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » August 15, 2006, 6:37 pm

Hmm.

Old: The Fifth Element
New: Bruce Willis is a Motherfucking Action Hero

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 15, 2006, 6:43 pm

Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do

Poor.

Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » August 15, 2006, 6:55 pm

Old: Mulholland Drive
New: What the fuck?

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » August 15, 2006, 6:56 pm

Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend

Genius. I can't think of anything clever but I still want to commend that one.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 15, 2006, 7:03 pm

Old Title: Soylent Green
New Title: Soylent Green is People
New Title 2: Soylent Green is food Made from Humans

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 15, 2006, 8:03 pm

Old: Mean Girls
New: Hot underage sluts

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 15, 2006, 8:23 pm

masteen wrote:
Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Poor.

Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend

Lame.

Old: Fight Club
New: Middle Class White Guys That Think They Have It So Bad

Trek · Post by **Trek** » August 15, 2006, 8:57 pm

old(still to come)Rocky 6!
New: Eh?????

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 15, 2006, 9:19 pm

Old: Rocky VI
New: No, Sly Stallone Still Can Not Act

Kelfain · Post by **Kelfain** » August 15, 2006, 11:03 pm

Old Title: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor

Old Title: Kingdom of Heaven
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor II

Old Title: Batman Begins
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor III

XunilTlatoani · Post by **XunilTlatoani** » August 15, 2006, 11:21 pm

Old: The DaVinci Code
New: Jesus had sex and made babies!

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » August 16, 2006, 2:53 am

old; X2
new; Finally Wolverine kills something.

old; The Last Samurai
new; Teaching Scientology to a Backwards people.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 16, 2006, 5:34 am

Old: Gigli
New: Sexually Transmitted Disaster

Old: 5th Element.
New: Shiny! BOOM! Awww, sad. BOOM! Awww, cute.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » August 16, 2006, 6:49 am

Battlefield Earth
: L Ron Hubbard's psychedelic hallucinations put into moving pictures staring #1 scientology freak!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 16, 2006, 9:50 am

old: LoTR 3: Return of the King
new: SOme guy throws a ring down a volcano.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » August 16, 2006, 10:58 am

Old:Titanic
New:Teh boat sinks.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 16, 2006, 11:02 am

Old: Fast and Furious
New: Armband Tattoo-Preppy Mohawk Guy Boygasm

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » August 16, 2006, 4:21 pm

Old: The Matrix Revolutions
New: There HAS to Be Something Other Than This to Watch...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 16, 2006, 4:28 pm

OLD: Wing Commander, Street Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, (hopefully not)Transformers.

New: Raping the Inner Child

Burke · Post by **Burke** » August 17, 2006, 9:58 am

Old: Slingblade

New: Brief Adventures of a Tater-Eatin Occasionally Homicidal Retard in Hicksburg, USA

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » August 17, 2006, 10:26 am

Old: The Passion of Christ
New: Foreshadow of Mel Gibson's DUI

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 17, 2006, 5:12 pm

kyoukan wrote:
masteen wrote:
Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Poor.

Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend
Lame.

Old: Fight Club
New: Middle Class White Guys That Think They Have It So Bad

Don't be jealous of my ginormus genious!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 17, 2006, 10:34 pm

Animalor wrote:OLD: Wing Commander, Street Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, (hopefully not)Transformers.

New: Raping the Inner Child

My roommate did a spit take at this one.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » August 17, 2006, 11:10 pm

Old: Snakes on a plane
New: SOME MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES...ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!

Wiever · Post by **Wiever** » August 18, 2006, 4:22 pm

Old: Barbwire
New: Big boobs tries to fill theatre seats.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 18, 2006, 4:43 pm

Clerks: Silly Underachievers Taking about Dicks and Pussies
Mall Rats: Really bad leading female, and iffy plot ruin sophmore try
Chasing Amy: Excellence in Film, Male Affectionate Lesbian Dismissed as Myth
Dogma: Religion Parodied, ShitDemon Offensive
Jersey Girl: Great Date Movie shot down by Bennifer BS
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back: Fart, Shit, BJ jokes and Mark Hamill showing End of Career (for the 409th time)
Clerks 2: Revisit Old Jokes, Deux Ex machina Ending