Copperfield says he’s found Fountain of Youth

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Copperfield says he’s found Fountain of Youth

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http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14364107/
MIAMI - The man who made the Statue of Liberty appear to vanish may soon claim to do the same for unsightly bags and wrinkles.

Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the ”Fountain of Youth” in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million.

One of his islands in the Exuma chain, Musha Cay, is a private resort that rents for up to $300,000 a week and the other islands serve as buffers to keep prying eyes away from celebrity guests on the white sand beaches.

Copperfield is coy about his reasons for the Fountain of Youth claim, but the man best known for entertaining with grand deception insists his archipelago also contains the legendary waters that bestow perpetual youth. Seriously.

“I’ve discovered a true phenomenon,” he told Reuters in a telephone interview. “You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they’ll fly away. It’s an amazing thing, very, very exciting.”

Copperfield, who turns 50 next month, said he had hired biologists and geologists to examine its potential effect on humans but he’s not inviting visitors to swim in or drink from it just yet.
Anyone else think he's full of shit?
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Sargeras wrote:Anyone else think he's full of shit?
That's not a serious question is it?
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Of all the people that will get to live forever, why did it have to be David Copperfield?

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Hmmmm, A man rents out an island for 300k per week to silly rich people who are prone to belive in anything (like little armbands or scientology), believes he might gain a few more rentals to crazy people who lost their grip on reality LOOOOONG ago. Naw I'm sure he found the real fountain.
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He's found a new "magic" trick... how to make old folks money disappear.
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Animale wrote:He's found a new "magic" trick... how to make old folks money disappear.
Sounds like a nice racket to me...
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