jesus is better than allah

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 8, 2006, 3:28 pm

metanis thread

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 8, 2006, 3:31 pm

But like doesn't Allah have like Dual Scimitars and armor made out of C4 and stuff?

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » August 8, 2006, 3:39 pm

Animalor wrote:But like doesn't Allah have like Dual Scimitars and armor made out of C4 and stuff?

Only if you find the secret powerup near the end of stage 3.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » August 8, 2006, 3:40 pm

Animalor wrote:But like doesn't Allah have like Dual Scimitars and armor made out of C4 and stuff?

I thought that was Drizzt Do'Urden (or however it was spelled).

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » August 8, 2006, 4:26 pm

His armor was made of mithril though, not plastic explosives.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 8, 2006, 6:25 pm

Here's a curveball...Jesus WAS Allah.

Janx · Post by **Janx** » August 8, 2006, 6:42 pm

Jesus cant be Allah, thier names are spelled nothing alike.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 8, 2006, 6:50 pm

Both aren't real. Carry on.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » August 8, 2006, 7:23 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Both aren't real. Carry on.

Not real? Even scholars who question their divinity realize there were people at the root of their movements.

redeemed · Post by **redeemed** » August 8, 2006, 7:42 pm

if you believe the claims of either, Jesus is the only one to say he had risen from the dead.. so
jesus > allah

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 8, 2006, 8:01 pm

*hits on redeemed*

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 8, 2006, 8:27 pm

jesus can't keep his worshippers in line, so allah wins.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 8, 2006, 8:41 pm

Allah had a prophet. Jesus had a posse/entourage/crew/homies. Jesus wins.

Also,

Best thread of the week.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » August 8, 2006, 9:31 pm

The Jesus I know has a gun and lives in San Antonio. He could definitely kick some ass, including whoever this Allha is. That's ok, just tell immigration about him and Jesus will have to leave the country. Allah wins, at least he runs my local Gas-o-Fuel store.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 8, 2006, 10:00 pm

Which religion is it where the women have to scream, "LULULULULULULULULU!" at the top of their lungs?

That's fucking hilarious whenever I see it on TV. Gotta give props to whoever thought that one up back in the day for kicks.

LULULULU > Big haired Jesus loving women

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 9, 2006, 3:13 am

i think you were watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS it's science fiction because lol shes just a dumb helpless girl

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 9, 2006, 8:06 am

So who would win between Xena and Allah.

Xena did have that butch lesbian advantage to her.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 9, 2006, 9:48 am

Animalor wrote:So who would win between Xena and Allah.

Xena did have that butch lesbian advantage to her.

Allah would just impregnate her and tell her to get back in the kitchen and make him some falafel.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » August 9, 2006, 1:20 pm

Xena is a Cylon!!!!1

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » August 9, 2006, 5:27 pm

Kaldaur wrote:Xena is a Cylon!!!!1

See that just raises a whole new pointless debate!

Let it ensue.

Allah > Xena
but...Cylon xena > Allah?

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » August 9, 2006, 5:57 pm

Cotto wrote:
Kaldaur wrote:Xena is a Cylon!!!!1
See that just raises a whole new pointless debate!

Let it ensue.

Allah > Xena
but...Cylon xena > Allah?

Depends on if the cylon Xena are one of the new models that Allah can impregnate or not.