I'm still crying from laughing so hard... I couldn't even eat my fortune cookie. The fortune says:
Bend the rod while it is still hot.
I think Xuners will like this fortune. I've got such a dirty mind.
Coatlicue Tlatoani [Retired] ~ Keepers of the Elements ~ Keeper of the Gnome Sinnahmynh ~ 60 Gnome Warrior ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer Kailye * Kyonmoon * Shinyong (Horde) ~ Light of Dawn (WoW) ~ Lightbringer
Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative. Jayne: Good. Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.