Dead Man's Chest (First Attempt)

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 28, 2006, 11:02 am

For some reason, drunken Swedish review made far more sense than the actual movie. You could have saved me $9 and 2.5 hours if you would have made this post to begin with buddy!

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 28, 2006, 11:33 am

Canelek wrote:For some reason, drunken Swedish review made far more sense than the actual movie. You could have saved me $9 and 2.5 hours if you would have made this post to begin with buddy!

Happy to be of service!

So, i assume you didn't enjoy this masterpiece then?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 14, 2006, 1:20 pm

After finally watching Dead Man's Chest, I've come to the conclusion that Pirates of the Caribbean would have been best as a one-shot movie.

Best one word description for DMC would be, "nonsensical".

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 14, 2006, 3:16 pm

Winnow wrote:After finally watching Dead Man's Chest, I've come to the conclusion that Pirates of the Caribbean would have been best as a one-shot movie.

Best one word description for DMC would be, "nonsensical".

Didn't like the Hermit-Crabfellas antics then?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 14, 2006, 4:18 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:
Winnow wrote:After finally watching Dead Man's Chest, I've come to the conclusion that Pirates of the Caribbean would have been best as a one-shot movie.

Best one word description for DMC would be, "nonsensical".
Didn't like the Hermit-Crabfellas antics then?

It went a little beyond cheesy with the endlessly rolling waterwheel scene and Capt Jack Sparrow shish kabob scene to name two off the top of my head. The special effects were good.

The only thing that would have saved this movie would have been Keira Knightley getting gang raped by Davy Jones' crew.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 14, 2006, 6:48 pm

Winnow wrote:
Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:
Winnow wrote:After finally watching Dead Man's Chest, I've come to the conclusion that Pirates of the Caribbean would have been best as a one-shot movie.

Best one word description for DMC would be, "nonsensical".
Didn't like the Hermit-Crabfellas antics then?
It went a little beyond cheesy with the endlessly rolling waterwheel scene and Capt Jack Sparrow shish kabob scene to name two off the top of my head. The special effects were good.

The only thing that would have saved this movie would have been Keira Knightley getting gang raped by Davy Jones' crew.

Lolz0rz!

Hammerheadfella was ok.

Wonder how they will top the effects in Pirates 3 with Barbossa!

Maybe an alien invasion of sorts!