Winnow?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » July 13, 2006, 9:19 am

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/12/phoeni ... index.html

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 13, 2006, 1:14 pm

Are you worried about my safety or do you think that's me? Don't answer that!

That's the spitting image of Stragi...although I didn't think he could grow a mustache! Sweet hat!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » July 13, 2006, 1:59 pm

Winnow wrote:Are you worried about my safety or do you think that's me? Don't answer that!

That's the spitting image of Stragi...although I didn't think he could grow a mustache! Sweet hat!

I was thinking you were really bummed about the Suns getting bumped from the playoffs, and this was a result.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 13, 2006, 2:12 pm

Nah, he has the Cardinals to look forward to. Go go EJ!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 13, 2006, 2:55 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:Nah, he has the Cardinals to look forward to. Go go EJ!

one month away from VV draft!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 13, 2006, 5:59 pm

While on the topic of the Phoenix metro area...our weather is insane right now. The high temperatures are standard 110-113F but the lows...a LOW of 92F for the night? holy crap. It's monsoon season as well so the humidity is up. Not a good time to be a bum here!

Wake up bright and early...just before sunrise...and step outside into 92 degree heat.

Thu

H: 112
L: 91

Fri

H: 113
L: 92

Sat

H: 112
L: 92

Sun

H: 110
L: 90

Mon

H: 108
L: 89

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 13, 2006, 6:25 pm

Move to a cooler climate!

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » July 13, 2006, 6:38 pm

I'm reminded of an old bit by Sam Kinison:

YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » July 13, 2006, 6:48 pm

Damn, and I thought it was hot here because it has been 98-103 and humid most days lately. Heat isnt that bad, but yeah humidity + heat sucks.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » July 13, 2006, 6:57 pm

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:Damn, and I thought it was hot here because it has been 98-103 and humid most days lately. Heat isnt that bad, but yeah humidity + heat sucks.

lol, a couple of my friends dropped by my house last night. They were driving from Phoenix to Pasadena, and swung by my place to hang out for a bit before getting to Pasadena. They were relieved when they got out of the car, and found it only to be 95 degrees. They told me that our current daytime high was the nightime low in Phoenix!!

Global Warming mutherfuckers!!!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 13, 2006, 7:25 pm

Winnow wrote:While on the topic of the Phoenix metro area...our weather is insane right now. The high temperatures are standard 110-113F but the lows...a LOW of 92F for the night? holy crap. It's monsoon season as well so the humidity is up. Not a good time to be a bum here!

Wake up bright and early...just before sunrise...and step outside into 92 degree heat.

Thu

H: 112
L: 91

Fri

H: 113
L: 92

Sat

H: 112
L: 92

Sun

H: 110
L: 90

Mon

H: 108
L: 89

IT
IS
VERY
FUCKING
HOT
IN
TH
E
BUIOLDING
OHSAAA

also i am armed and ready to deal with these serial rapist slash shooters

http://www.benchmade.com/products/produ ... model=9100

oh yes, fear me.

it was a good laugh watching the phoenix police chief telling everyone in the city to report any strange looking person to the police for no reason.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » July 13, 2006, 7:30 pm

stragi,

don't bring a knife to a gun fight!!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 13, 2006, 7:33 pm

i've got phat mad knife skills i've only stabbed myself 11 or 12 times so far and i still have most of my pinky left

i neglected to say in my first post that the AC in our building has been broken since 9 am

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » July 14, 2006, 3:30 pm

"There is no connection to race or gender or sex that would indicate to us that anybody's being targeted," Hill said.

Huh?

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 14, 2006, 4:05 pm

Arborealus wrote:
"There is no connection to race or gender or sex that would indicate to us that anybody's being targeted," Hill said.
Huh?

fixed the bold part...

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » July 14, 2006, 5:21 pm

Arborealus wrote:
"There is no connection to race or gender or sex that would indicate to us that anybody's being targeted," Hill said.
Huh?

He obviously meant what you have sex with! Yea..

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 25, 2006, 4:12 pm

I don't see why people are so stressed about this Phoenix serial sniper. Today at lunch, I used a zig-zag running pattern I saw on a Bosnian war documentary, to get from my car to the Arbys and back and had no worries about being hit.

While pumping gas, play some music on your Zen player and do the white man chicken dance (ala Bruce Springsteen) to present a moving target instead of a stationary one.

A little common sense along with some dodging and weaving is all it takes!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 25, 2006, 4:25 pm

there was a murder a block south of my house this weekend

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 26, 2006, 12:26 pm

Wow, it looks like we either have another serial killer or this baseline jerk moved to my neck of the woods. There have been 3 shootings all in my area and all at banks. Power and Main, Higley and Brown, Stapley and Brown.

Main is two blocks south of Brown, I live on Power and Brown!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 26, 2006, 12:30 pm

*~*stragi*~* wrote:Wow, it looks like we either have another serial killer or this baseline jerk moved to my neck of the woods. There have been 3 shootings all in my area and all at banks. Power and Main, Higley and Brown, Stapley and Brown.

Main is two blocks south of Brown, I live on Power and Brown!

Banks? Shooting at people using ATM tellers? Could be a copycat!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 26, 2006, 12:35 pm

If I remember right two of them were riding bikes and I don't know what the third one was doing...

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 26, 2006, 12:38 pm

http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa ... 26Z11.html

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » July 26, 2006, 12:39 pm

*~*stragi*~* wrote:Wow, it looks like we either have another serial killer or this baseline jerk moved to my neck of the woods. There have been 3 shootings all in my area and all at banks. Power and Main, Higley and Brown, Stapley and Brown.

Main is two blocks south of Brown, I live on Power and Brown!

Winnow closes in on teh Stargi...

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 26, 2006, 1:08 pm

Wulfran wrote:
*~*stragi*~* wrote:Wow, it looks like we either have another serial killer or this baseline jerk moved to my neck of the woods. There have been 3 shootings all in my area and all at banks. Power and Main, Higley and Brown, Stapley and Brown.

Main is two blocks south of Brown, I live on Power and Brown!
Winnow closes in on teh Stargi...

You sank my destroyer!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 26, 2006, 3:02 pm

argh this isnt funny guys im afraid to go outside

haha do you get my joke
go outside!

we had a fierce storm last night though, my subdivision is surrounded by a 4 foot deep moat right now and the bed of my truck was filled to the brim with water (parked at an angle)

i think the moat is our best anti serial killer defense

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 26, 2006, 3:07 pm

*~*stragi*~* wrote:i think the moat is our best anti serial killer defense

Watch out for the Trebuchet!