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Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 3, 2006, 12:19 pm

Is there a way to enlarge the test window that I am typing this into?

At 2048×1536 it looks like a postage stamp.

noel · Post by **noel** » July 3, 2006, 1:31 pm

God you are such a fucking tool.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » July 3, 2006, 3:21 pm

excuse me, does anyone know where i can order oversized condoms?

oh, dont ask why. I'll just tell you:

it seems i have a very large dick and there is much sex to be had.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 3, 2006, 4:16 pm

the reason it looks so small is because you have faggot disease

Siji · Post by **Siji** » July 3, 2006, 7:18 pm

______________ wrote:the reason it looks so small is because you have faggot disease

This coming from someone who can't pick and stick with a name.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 3, 2006, 7:23 pm

Siji wrote:
______________ wrote:the reason it looks so small is because you have faggot disease
This coming from someone who can't pick and stick with a name.

you got me there-_-

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 3, 2006, 8:41 pm

This thread rocks.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 3, 2006, 9:34 pm

I agree with my Irish friend.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » July 4, 2006, 12:40 am

which way to the weight room?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » July 4, 2006, 12:54 am

Happy Independence Day!

Fireworks show was nice today

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 4, 2006, 1:20 am

Christ, what a fucking bunch of losers.

All I asked was a simple question, and several morons had to spit the cock out of their mouth and talk shit for no reason.

noel · Post by **noel** » July 4, 2006, 1:34 am

I always talk shit for a reason. I think Cadalano covered it much better than I did,

For the record next time you feel the need to ask for new forum functionality do two things first:

1. Click Here

2. Then click Here

Now kindly go fuck yourself.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 4, 2006, 3:44 am

noel wrote:I always talk shit for a reason. I think Cadalano covered it much better than I did,

For the record next time you feel the need to ask for new forum functionality do two things first:

1. Click Here

2. Then click Here

Now kindly go fuck yourself.

You are such a bitch.

I was just asking if there was a way, not demanding new fuinctionality, If you get that dildo out of your ass it will not feel so tight in the future. Cadalano is just an unknown sack of shit, that I have already ignored, k thanks, drive thru.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 4, 2006, 3:54 am

but he has a massive cock

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » July 4, 2006, 10:10 am

kyoukan wrote:but he has a massive cock

On the Interweb, we all have massive cocks!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » July 4, 2006, 11:18 am

Kylere wrote:
noel wrote:I always talk shit for a reason. I think Cadalano covered it much better than I did,

For the record next time you feel the need to ask for new forum functionality do two things first:

1. Click Here

2. Then click Here

Now kindly go fuck yourself.
You are such a bitch.

I was just asking if there was a way, not demanding new fuinctionality, If you get that dildo out of your ass it will not feel so tight in the future. Cadalano is just an unknown sack of shit, that I have already ignored, k thanks, drive thru.

See, and that's where we all err'd...we assumed you had already looked through the setting, but now you admit that you were too lazy to do so, and just wanted to ask someone for the easy button.

To answer your question, no there is not. Also, yes you were asking for new functionality, although your caveman brain was not aware of it. Last, the wording of your first post justified all the shit that just landed on your head.

You weren't asking a simple question, you were bragging about your display size.

p.s. cock...just for good measure.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » July 4, 2006, 12:12 pm

Does anyone know where LIMO parking is? I need to park my LIMO.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 4, 2006, 12:48 pm

Truant wrote:You weren't asking a simple question, you were bragging about your display size..

See that was the incorrect assumption because you people are a bunch of anal retentive fucks. My display size is 1600x1200, but my wife keeps hers at 2048×1536 logically since she does graphics work. My eyes are not good enough to use that all the time. I was on her comp the other day because my piece of shit was freaking out, and while I was googling the problem on hers I was browsing VV, I went to post, and was like DAMN that shit is small. So I read thru the basics, saw nothing and figured I would ask.

If the 2048x153 is bragging to you, then you are a pathetic fucking loser because she uses my FOUR year old Geforce4 4600ti that would retail under 100 bucks (and I bought for like 150) and a 22 inch monitor that we got off lease for 159. My monitor on the other hand is a Gateway VX900T that is also 4-5 years old and when I turn it to 2048 it gives me the message Monitor is working out of Range and goes black until the change times out.

But I can see that the think-alikes cannot handle questions, that is why you all vote the same. That is why Lieberman is running as an independant when 8 years agohe was a VP candidate.

Perhaps we should ask Pyro what the display sizes are of the people browsing here, I am willing to bet many are not running the 640x480 that you seem to think is the standard.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 4, 2006, 12:54 pm

Priceless.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 4, 2006, 12:57 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 4, 2006, 1:44 pm

I know who Cadalano is!

noel · Post by **noel** » July 4, 2006, 2:59 pm

Odd, I still can't think of anything nice to say.

PS We all know who Cadalano is.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 4, 2006, 3:09 pm

So maybe it makes a diff to you, but I could care less.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 4, 2006, 3:32 pm

Kylere wrote:So maybe it makes a diff to you, but I could care less.

Hehehe, yeah....totally

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 4, 2006, 3:49 pm

FEEL THE LOVE!

And now for something completely different...

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 4, 2006, 3:53 pm

miir · Post by **miir** » July 4, 2006, 4:01 pm

Kylere wrote:So maybe it makes a diff to you, but I could care less.

So you do care after all!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » July 4, 2006, 4:38 pm

Kylere wrote:Is there a way to enlarge the test window that I am typing this into?

At 2048×1536 it looks like a postage stamp.

If you're using Firefox for a browser like you should be, there are several "zoom" extensions/plug-ins that work wonderfully.

By the way.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » July 4, 2006, 7:03 pm

wtf does joe lieberman have to do with the fact that you can't post a question without slipping in unecessary self fellating comments in a thread that was in the wrong forum to begin with?

noel · Post by **noel** » July 4, 2006, 8:16 pm

About as much as telling us where his monitor woes originated from.

Like I said, pony up some money if the forum's functionality is so important to you.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 5, 2006, 1:28 pm

hey guys do you know any good places to get my jumbo jet washed it got pretty dirty being parked on my aircraft carrier towing my 13 yachts full of lcd displays in 2048×1536.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » July 5, 2006, 2:06 pm

that aircraft carrier has sailed, stragi.

but dont worry- theres lots of threads you can still make fun of Kylere in. Just check the current events forum!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 5, 2006, 2:08 pm

i'm confused by the donald duck family tree

i should be granted an extension because i don't read the boards when i'm at home!

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » July 5, 2006, 3:32 pm

I have one of these at work!

Post by **Sylvus** » July 10, 2006, 3:03 pm

I just got back in town from vacation so I hadn't seen this, but if I have time this week I can look into it.

It should be a simple matter of changing posting.php to have a conditional statement checking if username == "kylere" and then setting the textbox to be 6144x4608 pixels.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » July 11, 2006, 4:25 am

It's in the template... and I would have thought 1x9999 characters would be the go.

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