The top 10 manliest games of all time.

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The top 10 manliest games of all time.

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The list is worthless without Duke Nukem.
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Pretty much. Needs Doom and Blood in there too


How can Counter-Strike be manlier than Doom, Blood, or Duke?

Answer: It cant
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Notice the honorable mentions at the bottom?
Gunstar Heroes (Genesis), UFC (Dreamcast), Bangai-0 (Dreamcast), Super Contra (NES), Mortal Kombat (multi), Sin and Punishment (N64), Warcraft 2 (PC), River City Ransom (NES), Streets of Rage (Genesis), Animal Crossing (GC), Gunsmoke (NES), Ring King (NES), God of War (PS2), Altered Beast (Genesis), Golden Axe (Genesis).
I chuckled when I saw that one
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cadalano wrote:Pretty much. Needs Doom and Blood in there too


How can Counter-Strike be manlier than Doom, Blood, or Duke?

Answer: It cant
Haha, I remember Blood (and Blood II).

The Build engine had some of the awesomest manly games of the late 90s. Redneck Rampage, Blood, Duke Nukem and who can forget Shadow Warrior!

Lo Wang and his sticky bombs... :lol: Loved the offensive sound bites and Wangbang multiplay.
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i played blood for weeks on end. probably one of the greatest games ever made.

you can shoot a guy in the face with a flare gun.. watch him run around screaming for 10 seconds or so with this thing partly shot into his eye with sparks and blood flying everywhere. Finally the thing explodes and he bursts into flames and runs around screaming for another 10 seconds before crumpling the ground.

and thats the FIRST GUN you get. Fuck yeah!
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cadalano wrote:Pretty much. Needs Doom and Blood in there too


How can Counter-Strike be manlier than Doom, Blood, or Duke?
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As we all know, there are few things in this world more manly than professional wrestling.
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Custer's Revenge, and no Beat em and Eat em?

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Hmm, where are the Leisure Suit games :)
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Hesten wrote:Hmm, where are the Leisure Suit games :)
I agree! :)
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Llaffer wrote:
Hesten wrote:Hmm, where are the Leisure Suit games :)
I agree! :)
Yeah, you of everyone should :)
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Blades of Steel, Mutant League Football, R-Type, Mortal Kombat, and Heavy Barrel all belong on that fucking list. Golden Axe would be a good honorable mention, too.
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