Dead

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » July 5, 2006, 11:13 am

Ken Lay bites it. Initial report was suicide, now they are stating it may have been a heart attack.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 5, 2006, 11:38 am

burn in hell, kenny boy

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » July 5, 2006, 11:39 am

http://www.nbc17.com/nationalnews/9469557/detail.html

karma is a bitch.

now here's hoping a grand piano falls on Skilling or some shit, along with all the other dirtbags that they've acted as scapegoats for.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » July 5, 2006, 1:41 pm

Or an ACME anvil. Or a car runs them down leaving a car-shaped hole in the wall.
Or a coyote on rocket skates stabs them with a fork.

Any number of cartoon-like deaths will do!

noel · Post by **noel** » July 5, 2006, 8:19 pm

Construction has begun at the Hope Memorial Cemetery to install new drainage tiles in anticipation of the 4,000+ people expected to arrive within the next week to piss on Mr. Lay's grave.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » July 5, 2006, 11:53 pm

Good!

noel · Post by **noel** » July 6, 2006, 12:02 am

Sadly that was just a joke I heard on the radio... paraphrased.

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » July 6, 2006, 9:59 am

Oops.

NYTimes wrote:Mr. Lay's death effectively voids the guilty verdict against him, temporarily thwarting the federal government's efforts to seize his remaining real estate and financial assets

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 7, 2006, 1:03 am

which brings the question of where the corpse is and who is running a DNA test on it.

Tangurena · Post by **Tangurena** » July 8, 2006, 12:18 am

The Denver papers said it was taken out to Grand Junction for autopsy. Since he was out on bail, I'm certain that they're going to do a very careful check, since pretending to die appears to be reasonably common way to try to flee from punishment.

The conspiracy theories I've heard claim that the only person he could roll over on to get lenient sentence would be to roll over on Cheney and his still-secret energy council.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 8, 2006, 12:41 am

if the feds to the autopsy I'm not going to buy it.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » July 8, 2006, 9:33 am

http://kenlaylives.blogspot.com/2006/07 ... death.html

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 8, 2006, 10:31 am

Why can't we get pictures ala Zarqawi, why the double standard ?

I saw a news report when he died that was reporting it is as if it was some huge fucking tragedy that such an honest god fearing white man with ties had died. Seriously, the guy was a fucking criminal and the goddamn reporter was nearly in tears at this "loss" to society.

Fuckin bullshit.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 17, 2006, 6:52 pm

Former President George Bush and his wife, Barbara, were among the mourners Wednesday at the funeral of Enron Corp. founder Kenneth Lay. Lay’s funeral drew some of the high-profile guests who were close to him before he was convicted in May of fraud and conspiracy for lying to investors and the public about the energy company’s financial health before it collapsed in 2001.

Sure is a coincidence on the timing of his so-called death... I bet he's had plastic surgery and is living in the tropics right now. It's all about who you know!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 17, 2006, 8:16 pm

I've heard that he is likely in argentina.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » July 17, 2006, 9:50 pm

Ken Lay: The new Elvis.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » July 17, 2006, 10:39 pm

only wealthier and, well, evil.