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If you could be any of the following, what would you be?

An inanimate carbon rod
12
17%
A tiger stripe patterned thong
44
61%
Bubblewrap
10
14%
A kinky black pube (yes, I know, THIEF)
4
6%
A can of Jerry Curl
2
3%
 
Total votes: 72

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Post by Dregor Thule »

Let's hear why too!
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Post by Akaran_D »

None of the above, on the off chance I get used by a fat, gay guy. :(
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Dammit....THIEF!!!!!!!
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Dont know why, but the only option there that doesnt scream out homosexual is the pube. So i picked that
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I don't even know what Jerry Curl is..
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Post by Voronwë »

Sionistic wrote:Dont know why, but the only option there that doesnt scream out homosexual is the pube. So i picked that
you have a very limited imagination.

cause i was thinking about being that thong in Halley Berrie's crothc
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Post by Lalanae »

well its spelled wrong for starters.

"Jeri curl"

its an oily substance that african americans used to smooth down the frizz from their hair. Reached its peak in the early 80's. There is a funny sequence in Robert Townsend's cult classic Hollywood Shuffle where one of the Wayans brothers is a dancer with an excess of Jeri curl. Imagine having a head full of oil and whipping your hair around. Its pretty funny.

Also, in Coming to America, they make fun of Jeri curl guys. The boyfriend with the curly locks models for a mock Jeri curl company.

Edit: fixed my own mispelling
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thx info!

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i choose the thong!
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At least teh thongs are guaranteed to see ass :shock:
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Voronwë wrote:
Sionistic wrote:Dont know why, but the only option there that doesnt scream out homosexual is the pube. So i picked that
you have a very limited imagination.

cause i was thinking about being that thong in Halley Berrie's crothc
I said that because at first i was going to chose the thong, but then i thought, wait...OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of gay guys wear tiger thongs
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Sionistic wrote: I said that because at first i was going to chose the thong, but then i thought, wait...OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of gay guys wear tiger thongs
i'll take this under advisement. always nice to get info straight from the experts! :P
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Post by Millie »

If you choose the thong, be sure to specify size "S." It's impossible for a grown man to fit into a thong of XS or S size.
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Post by Brittney »

I would be a thong
Rubbing on Millies poontang
I would smell so good
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Post by Revs »

Gotta love that poontang! :D
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Voronwë wrote:
Sionistic wrote: I said that because at first i was going to chose the thong, but then i thought, wait...OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of gay guys wear tiger thongs
i'll take this under advisement. always nice to get info straight from the experts! :P
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J.C. all the way baby. Dig it?
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