Winona Ryder

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 6, 2002, 4:15 pm

Anyone besides me think she is hot?

check out her slide show on that page as well.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 6, 2002, 4:17 pm

Baby you know, you're the one for me
And all that I want to be is...

You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and you and you, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous ooh, come on

Have an open mind, blow my trigger down
Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast
Take my ass to town

Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day

You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous, ooh, come on

Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do
Don't be rude, just get nude
Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love
These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub
You and me... and her too, simultaneous
You and me... and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous oww, come on

Everybody in the pool!

Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me
Call your sister and your mother and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away
Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way
I'm talking about

You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)
Some candles and some good feelings
Just the two of us
Oh, fudge it
Now, I'm talking about

You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous
Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen
See the ladies in the house clap your hands
Now that'd be a party, ladies

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 6, 2002, 4:21 pm

Hahahaha!

Momopi · Post by **Momopi** » December 6, 2002, 5:05 pm

I think she is nasty looking. I prefer someone like Anna Kournikova

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » December 6, 2002, 5:28 pm

I think Bubba needs to go whack off. This and the cheerleader thread... sheesh

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 6, 2002, 5:34 pm

Sorry, Wynona's 'dunbfuck' quotient has gone too high to appreciate her physical charms.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 6, 2002, 5:38 pm

"Whacking" is such a harsh term for something so tender.

What can I say. I am a Provert. Not to be confused with a Pervert, because they are amatuers. After observing many of the posts on this board, I know that I am not the only Provert here. I won't mention names but you know who you are.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 6, 2002, 5:41 pm

I'd hit it!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 6, 2002, 5:45 pm

Yeah 'dunbfuck'. Make sure you surround it in quotations too, so you look even more like a retard when you misspell the word you are using to describe someone else as stupid.

I don't see anything dunbfuck about having a mental disorder. Instead I would be looking at LA County's district attorney that spent about half a million bucks prosecuting a first time offense shoplifter to the fullest extent of the law so he can get his name in the paper more often. At the same time he lets 2nd degree murderers and rapists out on laughable plea bargains to avoid the expense of trying them.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » December 6, 2002, 5:55 pm

All you need is

Kyou.

Sup, dude?

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 6, 2002, 5:55 pm

Typing > me. Deal

Kyou, it is really sad when your response to any given topic can be lifted from the nearest bleeding heart website.

I agree, the money and time wasted on this case is a crime in itself, but mental disorder? The onyl mental disorder Wynona suffers from is "My shit don't stink-itis".

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » December 6, 2002, 5:58 pm

Ok....who hacked Kyoukan's account again?

<------ for the REAL Kyou!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 6, 2002, 6:04 pm

What does this have to do with Winona's ping pong ball trick?

Is this her brother?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » December 6, 2002, 6:12 pm

I'd shoplift all kinds of stuff for some of that ass!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 6, 2002, 6:21 pm

Yes an actress that makes 3 million a picture that swipes 5k worth of crap at a store she probably spends more in per year than you've made in your entire life, is a sure sign of perfect mental health. I'm sure she shoplifted because she thought to herself hey I am a big time celebrity and since I am better than everyone else I am just going to steal this crap and no one will dare stop me. Thanks for your diagnosis, Doctor Stupid. By the way, you're being paged to the Stupid Operating Room.

I'm sure it does take a liberal to come to this conclusion since the average right wing inbred (read: YOU) is incapable of complex fucking thought processes beyond "me hungry. eat now."

edit:

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » December 6, 2002, 6:27 pm

Wooo!

Kyou

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 6, 2002, 6:27 pm

And I am very sure that a dumbfuck liberal such as yourself would be aware of the fact that this particular actress has been causing trouble for one hell of a long time.

Here is a clue, Kyoukan. People are responsible for their actions.

If there is any part of the above statement you did not understand, please feel free to ask the pill bottle next to you for a more complete explanation.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 6, 2002, 7:10 pm

And this trouble that she has been causing for a long time consists of what, exactly? Keep in mind that she was sentenced to probation instead of prison because of her clean record!

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 6, 2002, 7:11 pm

Hayley, hand me some of that popcorn..this is better that yesterday's Springer! Hope that's butter on your fingers...

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 6, 2002, 7:11 pm

**EDIT**

Had her confused with someone else, my apologies.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » December 6, 2002, 7:16 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:Yes an actress that makes 3 million a picture that swipes 5k worth of crap at a store she probably spends more in per year than you've made in your entire life, is a sure sign of perfect mental health. I'm sure she shoplifted because she thought to herself hey I am a big time celebrity and since I am better than everyone else I am just going to steal this crap and no one will dare stop me. Thanks for your diagnosis, Doctor Stupid. By the way, you're being paged to the Stupid Operating Room.

Uh-huh.. she also claimed she was shoplifting to research a role. She has claimed a lot of things. She is an actress. Lying is what they do best. Does it make her crime any less than anyone else's? She got community service - BFD. Fitting punishment for subjecting the rest of us to the media coverage bullshit she's drawn upon herself.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » December 6, 2002, 7:16 pm

Fallanthas wrote:Here is a clue, Kyoukan. People are responsible for their actions.

No one said that mental health problems negated responsibility.

Kyou was just pointing out that people do not make illogical decisions (shoplifting when she is rich) without having a psychologically driven problem. Kleptomania is a diagnosable mental health disorder.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 6, 2002, 7:48 pm

480 hours of community service. That's 3 months at five 8 hour days a week. Hope she has a lot of ping pong balls.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 6, 2002, 7:56 pm

Publicity thats all it is. Now OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of people are wondering "hhmm what was she researching for, oh wait whats this on tv? A movie with her!" fuck , i wouldnt be surpised if the next movie she did had nothing to do with stealing.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » December 6, 2002, 9:41 pm

"During the booking procedure," Rundle recounts in her five-page document sent to Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox on Monday, "Beverly Hills Police discovered the following narcotics in [Ryder's] possession: liquid Demerol, liquid Diazepam, Vicoprofen, Percodan, Valium, Morphine Sulfate and Endocet (containing Oxycodone)."

-- eonline.com

Wow that's OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of painkillers. I'd need them all too if I were shopping at Saks.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » December 6, 2002, 10:00 pm

I'd hit it capped tight
she'd take the full seven sure
what is that a watch?

That'd be something if she created her own role by getting arrested....

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 6, 2002, 10:03 pm

Fallanthas wrote:And I am very sure that a dumbfuck liberal such as yourself would be aware of the fact that this particular actress has been causing trouble for one hell of a long time.

What kind of trouble? Produce anything, anything unrelated to this case about some kind of trouble Ryder's been in and I will send you a million dollars. Clueless fucking reject.

Oh yeah liberal. It is so liberal to think that an over-extended district attorney's office should spend half their fucking budget on prosecuting a first offense shoplifter while they let sex offenders and convicted homicidals go out on probation because they can't afford to try them all. Jesus fucking christ. Is that ALL you can spew? Liberal? Let me know now if that is your only fucking defense in any disagreement and we can come to some sort of arrangement where you can just say "megadittoes!" and that means that whoever you arguing with is a dirty liberal, so their arguments are automatically invalidated against your obvious brick wall of "since I my brain can't comprehend things that means it doesn't exist" logic. I'll show you fucking liberal right up your stupid ass, you community college reject.

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 6, 2002, 10:24 pm

No, liberal is taking something like shoplifting (a first time offense, I might add, not a lifetime pattern of behavior) and tagging it to mental illness.

So nice to see you spew, though. Have a great weekend stewing in you own juice, Kyou.

Community college reject! Megadittoes! Oooooo! Ahahaha!

Stop it, I can't see!

/sarcasm off

Siji · Post by **Siji** » December 7, 2002, 12:16 am

Bubba you scare me. I used to make those PROvert / pervert / prevert distinctions a long time ago. Odd that someone else is demented enough to think of them as well.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 7, 2002, 1:23 pm

What can I say?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 7, 2002, 7:41 pm

Fallanthas wrote:No, liberal is taking something like shoplifting (a first time offense, I might add, not a lifetime pattern of behavior) and tagging it to mental illness.

So nice to see you spew, though. Have a great weekend stewing in you own juice, Kyou.

Community college reject! Megadittoes! Oooooo! Ahahaha!

Stop it, I can't see!

/sarcasm off

Nice links. Boy did you ever substantiate your argument.

Bakara · Post by **Bakara** » December 8, 2002, 2:08 pm

I'd hit it!

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » December 8, 2002, 3:55 pm

I think she looks like a 12yr old boy. Something about a ten foot pole comes to mind.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » December 10, 2002, 10:36 am

I hate to say it but I agree with most of what Kyoukan is saying.

The DA went way overboard trying this case. A first time offender should never of gotten tried with a felony for shoplifting. From what I garnered of the case it was way over sensationalized and a lot of people were trying to make their careers on "I busted Winona". Way too much money was wasted when it should of gone to more important things like trying murderers and rapists.

The penalty she got was way over the top as well. Three years probation is ok but 480 hours of community service is unfucking believable. I knew a guy who broke into several houses and had a stolen gun on him when he was caught. He ended up with 100 hours of community service and like 5 years of probation.

This is just another DA trying to make a name for himself so he can get a real job somewhere else.

Deward

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » December 10, 2002, 11:45 am

I'm forever traumatized by that crappy movie I was forced to watch with her and Richard Gere... Autumn in New York? Yes, FORCED! They strapped me down, held my eyes open with some metal contraption while a nurse administered eye drops.

What is Winnona's real last name? Isn't she a JAP (Jewish American Princess) from NY?

Burke · Post by **Burke** » December 10, 2002, 12:56 pm

Xyphir-

It's Horowitz

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » December 10, 2002, 1:22 pm

She's too skinny, women need some meat on their bones IMO.

Sanity > looks regardless

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