The worst sequel of all time

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 4, 2002, 11:12 am

Seymore Butts > All

I forgot that Holloween (3-4?) Season of the Witch, really sucked ass.

Debbie Does Dallas II and Devil in Ms. Jones II weren't all that bad.

BeatSoggybiscuit · Post by **BeatSoggybiscuit** » December 4, 2002, 12:33 pm

I'll be the first to admit that I'm a fucked up individual. I have a lot of close friends in EQ and if my sig on a messageboard makes you wanna hate me, wonderful, I really dont care. Go ahead and flame also if you want to, I'm quite used to it =) I'm not looking for input on myself or my views by posting here, but hey if you feel the need to pipe up with a comment feel free. Basically, say / think what you want about my personality and how it is reflected by my signature, but lemme post a better song than Piano for ya.

Alison's Song, by Remembering Never ( one of my top 5 bands ATM )

I'd love to drown you in a sea of your own blood
kisses to me and watch you choke on it
how many songs do you wish to be written about you?
this isn't the first and it wont be the last baby
how well you fake a smile and some tears to match
you wanted everything and more
everything is ruined
when i have you again
your're mouth gets sewn up forever
i'll never let you go
Mrs. hardcore fashion show
kiss your drama queen days good-bye
those days are so long gone and this day so are you
this is the last night your neck is not serrated
this charade is getting older than suicide attempts
say you love me
say you love me and write it in your blood
and you know what
say it again
se how fast your chest collapses
we are all the lucky ones
and i'll decorate myself with your insides
and i can wear your face as a mask
dont cry
you just got what you wanted
how cool you look now
how much better would you look with your heart lodged
inside the brand new cut in your throat
your body is as blue as your hair

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » December 4, 2002, 1:19 pm

Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 4, 2002, 4:04 pm

BeatSoggybiscuit wrote:I'll be the first to admit that I'm a fucked up individual.

No. Your a fucking loser. Go beat off to snuff films you sick fuck.

Ryuda · Post by **Ryuda** » December 5, 2002, 6:28 am

/ROFL zamtuk

Dalmoth · Post by **Dalmoth** » December 5, 2002, 12:18 pm

They broke the only law,

"There can be only one!"

Highlander 2 holds the dubious honor as the only movie I got up and walked on, the rest I refused to watch.

BeatSoggybiscuit · Post by **BeatSoggybiscuit** » December 5, 2002, 2:45 pm

Havent been able to find a real one yet Zamtuk, if you know of any, please fill me in.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 5, 2002, 2:47 pm

BeatSoggybiscuit wrote:Havent been able to find a real one yet Zamtuk, if you know of any, please fill me in.

Have fun rotting in hell.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » December 5, 2002, 2:57 pm

Weekend at Bernie's 2 should not qualify for this list as the original was so bad that if you watched the sequel your voting priviliges should be revoked.

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 5, 2002, 3:05 pm

I forgot:
Every sequel to Under Siege
Universal Soldier 2 (First one sucked too)
Shock Treatment (Commonly referred to as sequel to RHPS)

Penlog · Post by **Penlog** » December 5, 2002, 3:35 pm

The worst sequel of all time that could never match up to the original......

The Best of the Best 2, and 3 for all that matters... those sequels sucked.... cant compare to the first... oh well

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » December 5, 2002, 5:46 pm

How about the porno sequel to "Honey, I shrunk the Kids", and "Honey, I Blew Up the kids"? It was called "Honey, I blew everybody".

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » December 5, 2002, 7:16 pm

Just rewatched Megaforce today. Man was that film bad, I have to say that movie easily takes the cake. My personal favorite parts were the Barry Bostwick as the gay space count showing his guests around their uber base, their use of l33t 1950s transport planes to haul around their uber tech dirt bikes and SUVs, and of course that incredibly realistic jet bike flies into the back of the plane scene. Good lord who signed off on that shit?

As an aside note, this drudged back memories of playing starcraft with my roomates and my one roomate gettign his ass kicked and being only able to make those crappy bikes singing the theme song from MegaForce as he attacked in his last spasm of retaliation.

Kcale · Post by **Kcale** » December 5, 2002, 10:58 pm

arent they making another titanic in RL?

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » December 5, 2002, 11:13 pm

it hasnt come out yet but i can tell you the worst sequel of all time will be the matrix 2
the matrix was one of the best films ever written if interprited right wich 99% of people dont but ehh
expresses how the ideal human is a machine built to be a salev to his system (the matrix) and produce for it without question in hopes of creating an ideal eutopia thru advancement in technoligy when the world itself continues to get more fucked up
a few people can see beyond the system (the matrix) and are able to see the truth (neo and his homies) and wish to free the world from the system there a slave too...(the real world)..and to doso they godda beat the shit outa a lot of people
some uber deep shit, director of that has a fucked up perception of life just like me!

2nd matrix is gonna blow all that to hell and just make another triple X 007 or transporter action flick and kill the meaning behind the film, angers me

Dreadnaught · Post by **Dreadnaught** » December 5, 2002, 11:56 pm

mortal combat 2

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » December 6, 2002, 12:33 am

the land before time .... /shootz himself

BeatSoggybiscuit · Post by **BeatSoggybiscuit** » December 6, 2002, 12:46 am

Drasta wrote:the land before time .... /shootz himself

yeh all 8 of them, soon to be 9 i think

Puppiepaw · Post by **Puppiepaw** » December 7, 2002, 11:10 pm

Ok think i am going to add

Gease 2 to the list.

And after a thought...

poltergeist 3 was really bad.

2 had its moment but not as good as the first one.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 8, 2002, 7:38 am

Speed 2: Cruise Control (why has no one mentioned this yet?)

Because the Speed sucked too

Puppiepaw · Post by **Puppiepaw** » December 8, 2002, 1:01 pm

OOO thought of another one.

Back to the Future 2

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