Own your own black helicopter!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » March 23, 2006, 1:29 pm

And a Longbow Apache at that!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/23 ... elicopter/

Here's one for all you flyboy conspiracy theorists - the chance to own your very own AH64A/D Longbow Apache chopper - in any colour you like as long as it's black:

Yes indeed, if you've got the readies then this beauty is yours for a minimum bid of £10m. Here's the bangs you get for your bucks:

You are bidding for a Pre-owned Mission Damaged AH64A/D Longbow Apache Helicopter in Civil Configuration Single Pilot I.F.R.with NVG's FLIR equipped and Media Broadcasting Facilities.For sale due to failure to procure A.O.C.insurance. Can arrange type rating in African Congo for commercial pilots only. Supplied in camo colours to appear discreet when parked on a civil helipad. Manufactured by MDH now Boeing and fully supported with spares. Available at a BUY NOW price of 49,000,000.00 Pounds Sterling. No Bankers Drafts. Only Accept PayPal, Krugerrands or Nobles as payment.
African Congo? This is pure Dogs of War stuff and no mistake. Buyers should be aware that this particular black helicopter comes with around £40k's worth of damage to the horizontal stabiliser, does not have central locking, is not available in beige and no, doesn't come supplied with a full compliment of missiles. ®

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » March 23, 2006, 1:49 pm

Would be funnier if it was actually black, which it isn't. But entertaining nonetheless, much like the F-18 that was for sale on eBay some time back.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » March 23, 2006, 5:20 pm

Buy the helicopter, use it to forcibly take your money back from the wanker who sold it to you.

Win Win!

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 23, 2006, 5:25 pm

That'd be so sweet

Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."

Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."

you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 23, 2006, 5:26 pm

well nm it doesn't have rockets. lame, not worth the 49mil or whatever anymore

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 24, 2006, 2:52 pm

Become your own Airwolf!

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 24, 2006, 4:17 pm

Clatis wrote:That'd be so sweet

Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."

Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."

you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka

LOL

dude, hella bitchin story. high five alright?

miir · Post by **miir** » March 24, 2006, 5:05 pm

cadalano wrote:
Clatis wrote:That'd be so sweet

Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."

Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."

you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka
LOL

dude, hella bitchin story. high five alright?

HI5!

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 24, 2006, 6:47 pm

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAY!!

lol!!

This is fun

miir · Post by **miir** » March 24, 2006, 9:12 pm

So i go 'HI5' and then cadalano like posts this picture of a high 5 and dude, it was so own!!