OMG THATS HOT

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 17, 2006, 2:39 am

I was eating dinner downtown, and I saw a Paris Hilton transvestite. It's Spring Break. Some lucky frat boy is taking her(?) home tonight.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 17, 2006, 2:52 am

Good luck, bro--hope you get some cock.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 17, 2006, 4:49 am

I mean, as long as "she" hid her "penis" I'd totally fuck a transvestite that looked like paris hilton.

Only because she deserves it.

noel · Post by **noel** » March 17, 2006, 4:53 am

Have you and your man-whore set a date yet, Masteen?

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » March 17, 2006, 4:58 am

Sylvus wrote:I mean, as long as "she" hid her "penis" I'd totally fuck a transvestite that looked like paris hilton.

Only because she deserves it.

God I hope you wouldn't.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 17, 2006, 9:09 am

Sylvus wrote:I mean, as long as "she" hid her "penis" I'd totally fuck a transvestite that looked like paris hilton.

Only because she deserves it.

that's slightly disturbing, i mean the you having sex with something part.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 17, 2006, 12:01 pm

thread useless without pics

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 17, 2006, 6:04 pm

I don't do pre-ops or trannies. Sorry, Stargi, no camera phone.

But just imagine poor Chase McMahon, Pi Kap from UNC, drunk on Cuervo, thinking he qon the spring break lotto: not just getting a Paris clone, but her wanting teh buttsecks right away.

Fear teh mangina.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » March 20, 2006, 2:27 pm

UK-Resistance was funny lately in their employee of the moth article:

"If you could have sex with any celebrity alive or dead who would it be?"
"A dead Paris Hilton please"