How to Good-Bye Depression

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » March 1, 2006, 2:10 pm

are you sad?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/059509 ... s&v=glance

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 1, 2006, 2:16 pm

i need you in my life

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » March 1, 2006, 2:25 pm

Book Description

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

first I

Then move on to

And finally

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 1, 2006, 2:26 pm

Stragi wrote:i need you in my anus 100 times a day

We all know what you really meant to say.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 1, 2006, 2:36 pm

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Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » March 1, 2006, 4:53 pm

The reviews are great. Especially this quote from the book:

Some Weird Book wrote:"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I know -I- hate it when my root chakra leaks sweet hot mucus. (wtf!)

Post by **Sylvus** » March 1, 2006, 5:18 pm

Kaelina wrote:I'm not sure about anyone else, but I know -I- hate it when my root chakra leaks sweet hot mucus. (wtf!)

I'm sitting here at work, trying not to fall asleep, and you've just given me a great idea. Thanks, Kaelina!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 2, 2006, 12:39 am

Good deal on this and the Real Ultimate Power book...

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » March 2, 2006, 10:35 pm

...that several days after I started this practice, I experienced what was probably the largest bowel movement in my life.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 2, 2006, 11:20 pm

Kaelina wrote:The reviews are great. Especially this quote from the book:

Some Weird Book wrote:"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
I'm not sure about anyone else, but I know -I- hate it when my root chakra leaks sweet hot mucus. (wtf!)

Ermmmm are you sure?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 2, 2006, 11:25 pm

Not sure that I want chakras at the expense of body hair, nipples and genitalia.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 3, 2006, 4:05 am

The Sexual Chakra seems to be in the wrong place!