New Lara Croft

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 16, 2006, 11:08 pm

There's no replacing Angelina Jolie for this role.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 17, 2006, 2:06 am

a) she doesnt look at all like lara croft.

b) she has way too much crap on her belt. you aren't batman. you can put all the stuff you want on your belt sweetie, it's still going to look stupid when you pull a machine gun out of thin air.

c) what the fuck is she doing with target shooting guns

dibit · Post by **dibit** » February 17, 2006, 2:40 am

the round silver object on her belt.... a can of altoid sours?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 17, 2006, 2:49 am

She'd still get it in the bake.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 17, 2006, 4:14 am

dibit wrote:the round silver object on her belt.... a can of altoid sours?

it is a steel cable for rapelling. it coils up inside like a tape measure.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » February 17, 2006, 5:02 am

Where does she get such wonderful toys?

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » February 17, 2006, 5:13 am

dibit wrote:the round silver object on her belt.... a can of altoid sours?

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 17, 2006, 6:44 am

oh and why does she need guns at an indoor rock climbing wall?

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » February 17, 2006, 7:02 am

Defence for falling canucks!!!!!

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » February 17, 2006, 1:32 pm

She's hot, but those are spaghetti arms. Who needs 'guns' when you got guns.?

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 17, 2006, 1:50 pm

Boobies.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » February 19, 2006, 8:41 pm

That corset she's wearing makes her looked deformed...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 19, 2006, 8:52 pm

corsets and pushup bras are essential spelunking gear.

informal poll: what do you guys prefer, weird crap like that or a more athletic looking natural look?

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » February 19, 2006, 8:59 pm

no clothes.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 19, 2006, 9:04 pm

Much prefer naturally athletic as opposed to overly tight clothes.

Not really a fan of Jolie either for that matter.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 19, 2006, 10:27 pm

informal poll: what do you guys prefer, weird crap like that or a more athletic looking natural look?

Runner-athletic or softball-athletic? Massive difference (runner > softball, obviously).

Athletic chicks that naturally have boobs and work to get their stomach flat are the hottest.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » February 19, 2006, 11:22 pm

Leonaerd wrote:
informal poll: what do you guys prefer, weird crap like that or a more athletic looking natural look?
Runner-athletic or softball-athletic? Massive difference (runner > softball, obviously).

Athletic chicks that naturally have boobs and work to get their stomach flat are the hottest.

Swimmers/Divers > *

And there's a massive difference between a sprint runner (can still look like a woman) and a distance runner (without exception appear to be annorexic)

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » February 19, 2006, 11:41 pm

i think she's hotter than angelina homewrecker

miir · Post by **miir** » February 20, 2006, 3:06 am

I think her body looks deformed.