The worst sequel of all time

Corona · Post by **Corona** » December 3, 2002, 11:47 am

Since we are on the subject of movies, I am curious to know what you guys think is the worst sequel of all time. Here's the rule: in order to be a truly bad sequel, it cannot have any other movies in that line fall after it. So for example, you cannot use Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, since good Star Trek movies came after it. You can use Batman and Robin because, mercifully, nothing has followed it thus far. The movie doesn't have to be mainstream, but it has to have shown on the big screen - thus straight to video sequels don't count against the rule.

My current choice for this award goes to Caddyshack 2. But I may be mentally blocking out other sequels for safety reasons.

Edit: I wanted to note that this topic post marks my first star.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » December 3, 2002, 11:50 am

American Pie 2
Rush Hour 2
Universal Soldier 2
Skulls 2
Friday the 13th 2-50
Halloween 2-50
Nightmare on Elm Street 2-10
Star Wars Ep1, Ep2

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 3, 2002, 11:52 am

While I do agree Caddyshack 2 did in fact suck balls, I am going to go with every teenybopper slasher flick that has plagued the bigscreen for the last several years, ie:

Scream
I know what you did last summer
jeepers creepers(nice plastic mask! *cough*)
etc...

These movies should never had been made, much less the sequels..

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 3, 2002, 11:54 am

/smack Siji

American Pie 2 was good, dork

As for worst sequel? Easy... Dream a Little Dream 2

First movie was great...sequel had nothing to do with it, but for the Coreys and their characters named the same. It was a travesty and someone should burn in hell for even thinking of writing that POS script:(

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » December 3, 2002, 11:57 am

Aliens 4

they had wrapped up the story - was just a winona-sigourney vehicle and it sucked.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » December 3, 2002, 11:57 am

American Pie 2 was good

And some people eat maggots and say they're good. AP2 was teh suck. Just like RH2, it was a near carbon copy of the first movie trying to cash in on the success of the first and failing badly. If you want good college kid type humor, go buy Van Wilder.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » December 3, 2002, 12:06 pm

Porkys 2 was the suck

Oh and Asheron Call 2

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 3, 2002, 12:10 pm

Mortal Kombat 2
Soon to be Fast and the Furious 2

AP2 was great stuff.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 3, 2002, 12:10 pm

Teen Wolf Too
Caddyshack 2

Corona · Post by **Corona** » December 3, 2002, 12:19 pm

Aslanna wrote:Teen Wolf Too
Caddyshack 2

Ugh, never knew they made a sequel to Teen Wolf, much less one shown on the big screen.

I still think Caddyshack 2 was the worst I've seen, but I had a flashback of one that was close: Speed 2! I think Sandra Bullock is hot, but nothing could save this movie.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » December 3, 2002, 12:34 pm

Caddyshack 2 definately has to take the title on this one.

Burke · Post by **Burke** » December 3, 2002, 12:36 pm

Yeah I am with you on Caddyshack II. I mentioned it in the other thread on worst movies ever. They took everything that was funny and good in the original and replaced it with tripe. Yes, Chevy Chase was in it, but he ran out of funny a long time ago. Same with Dan Aykroyd. Oh, and I hate Jackie Mason. a lot

Drolgin Steingrinder · December 3, 2002, 1:41 pm

Gandhi 2 sucked.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 3, 2002, 1:44 pm

I'll see your Caddyshack II and raise you a Major League II (and subsequently Major League III). Way to take the greatest sports-themed movies of all time and completely bastardize them.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » December 3, 2002, 3:40 pm

Blues Brothers 2 was way worse than Caddyshack 2. BB2 was an insult to the memory of the first one.

Deward

Gzette · Post by **Gzette** » December 3, 2002, 3:49 pm

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey lol

Burke · Post by **Burke** » December 3, 2002, 3:53 pm

I agree with you, that if I had seen Blues Brothers 2, I would probably pick it as worse than Caddyshack II. Luckily I have never seen it and consequently have not poked my eyes out.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » December 3, 2002, 4:00 pm

Next Friday

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » December 3, 2002, 4:03 pm

either blues brothers2 or superman 4.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » December 3, 2002, 4:07 pm

Blues Brothers 2
Caddyshack 2
Superman 4
Batman and Robin
Speed 2: Cruise Control (why has no one mentioned this yet?)
Rocky 5
Jaws: The Revenge
Problem Child 2 (who else remembers this one?)
Police Academy: Anything after "Assignment: Miami Beach"

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 3, 2002, 4:20 pm

Plenty of bad sequels but I'll go with the biggest budget suckage movie:

Star Wars: Episode I and II even

American Pie 2 wasn't bad Siji! I'd actually put that on my list of best sequels : )

Eligorn · Post by **Eligorn** » December 3, 2002, 4:24 pm

Most of the above sequels are on my list, but you must add...

The Never Ending Story 2

Just look at the damn title of the movie /boggle

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » December 3, 2002, 4:29 pm

Rocky 5 did not exist. Please do not ever try to convince me otherwise.

Worst? Naked Gun 33-1/3

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » December 3, 2002, 4:32 pm

Scary Movie 2

Neroon · Post by **Neroon** » December 3, 2002, 4:39 pm

Highlander 2 and 3 (was there 4? if so, it sucked too!)

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » December 3, 2002, 5:02 pm

Smokie and the Bandit 3 (This one was so bad they couldn't even get Burt Reynolds back for it)

Conan the Destroyer (Destroyed the entire franchise as a matter of fact)

Sister Act 2 (The best argument for being an Atheist ever)

Beverly Hills Cop 3 (Eddy Murphy is the next Chevvy Chase)

Jaws 4 (No one can make a bad movie like Michael Caine can)

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » December 3, 2002, 5:26 pm

I got you all beat...Leonard Part 6. I find it odd that they would title a movie *part 6* when parts one through five were never even created.

Sorry, but Leonard Part 6 cannot be beat for worst movie of all time.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » December 3, 2002, 5:55 pm

Highlander 2 - Hands down worst sequel ever...lost all interest about 5 minutes in...

World War II - Also a really bad sequel...

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » December 3, 2002, 6:01 pm

here's another vote for Highlander 2

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » December 3, 2002, 6:14 pm

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned any Robocop sequel.

Man they sucked. Twice the budget half the fun.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » December 3, 2002, 6:32 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:I got you all beat...Leonard Part 6. I find it odd that they would title a movie *part 6* when parts one through five were never even created.

Sorry, but Leonard Part 6 cannot be beat for worst movie of all time.

Obviously you have never seen Bill Cosby's other masterpiece Ghost Dad.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » December 3, 2002, 6:38 pm

That sucked too, but it was not a sequal. Leonard opart 6 was, mysteriously, a sequal to a movie *parts 1-5* that were never even MADE.

I should have stated it was the worst sequal of all time, not worst movie. I confused ya.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » December 3, 2002, 6:39 pm

Worst? Naked Gun 33-1/3

That movie was great, just like the other two.

my pick would me Major League- Back to the Minors. Talk about the suck.

Gzette · Post by **Gzette** » December 3, 2002, 8:14 pm

Why all the hate for Caddyshack 2? I liked that movie personally.

Edit: Randy Quaid kicks ass in that movie

noel · Post by **noel** » December 3, 2002, 8:15 pm

Any Highlander > 1 makes the baby Jesus cry.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » December 3, 2002, 9:19 pm

"Meatballs II" was about the worst thing put on film since "MegaForce"

'CaddyShack II" runs a close second....because the original was just a classic, and the sequel to it was a complete disgrace to the Caddyshack name!

Gordiken the Wicked · December 3, 2002, 9:29 pm

Friday After Next licked donkey balls

BeatSoggybiscuit · Post by **BeatSoggybiscuit** » December 3, 2002, 9:36 pm

its not a sequel, but the worst movie ever, hands down no contest was Brother, starring Beat Takeshi and Omar Epps.
fucking horrible script, acting, directing, editing, everything was horrid.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 3, 2002, 9:40 pm

BeatSoggybiscuit wrote:Beatx Soggybiscuit

I only beat you when I'm drunk, your only pretty when your crying.

--glassjaw

Was it as horrible as your fucking retarded signature? Do you think abusing women is funny? It's not. Having that sig doesn't make you funny, it makes you an asshole.

BeatSoggybiscuit · Post by **BeatSoggybiscuit** » December 3, 2002, 10:16 pm

First off, where does it mention gender, second, its fucking song lyrics, third, was I asking for laughs, fourth, when did I deny being an asshole?

in closing, take your dick and stick it in your ass, thx for your input though, I really really value your opinion. Drive thru brad *applause*

noel · Post by **noel** » December 3, 2002, 10:29 pm

BeatSoggybiscuit wrote:First off, where does it mention gender, second, its fucking song lyrics, third, was I asking for laughs, fourth, when did I deny being an asshole?

in closing, take your dick and stick it in your ass, thx for your input though, I really really value your opinion. Drive thru brad *applause*

You're not just an asshole though. You're also fucking stupid.

1. Gender is implied. You did say you weren't gay in another thread so I will assume you're not referring to another guy as pretty. Personally, I don't care if it is a guy, it still sucks ass. Just like you.

2. Whether they're song lyrics or a poem was never in question. You have it as your sig line. It's not funny, it's not profound, it's not interesting. It just shows you for the piece of white trash you are.

3. I think you were trying to be cool and witty. You are neither.

4. Grats you confirmation.

You're getting my opinion whether you like it or not, because you're a retarded piece of shit.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » December 4, 2002, 12:04 am

Somehow it slipped my mind, but I have to add "The Crow 2" in there. That blew chunks.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » December 4, 2002, 12:07 am

Things I hate:

1. People that say *drive through*

Mak · Post by **Mak** » December 4, 2002, 12:29 am

Let me add my vote for Highlander 2. God what a terrible movie.

Falino · Post by **Falino** » December 4, 2002, 1:51 am

Weekend at Bernies 2

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 4, 2002, 2:07 am

That last highlander movie blew shark balls.
Scary Movie 2 was utter crap.

Aliens 4 made OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more sense if you had read all the books and some / most of the Dark horse style comic books. Basically what happens is that lone little suriving alien on the military transport manages to get blown out / away from the ship before it went nuke, and found itself a nice place on Planet Earth to hide.

To quote Fark:
"Hilarity ensues". Baiscally Earth gets overrun, and it's not until the actions of a brave freighter pilot (Ripley, i think, did this.. I KNOW she was tied into the story there, been a while since I read them last.. I could be mistaken) manages to kidnap the queen, and drag her in a shuttle over the surface of the planet.. all the bugs come running behind looking to rescue their only source of sex on the planet.. they get them to congregate together.. and humans remember why neuclear warheads are their friends.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 4, 2002, 2:11 am

Gordiken the Wicked wrote:Friday After Next licked donkey balls

I watched it on Thanksgiving Day (drunk, of course) and fell asleep, 20 minutes into it. Damned thing was, I was too drunk to mention that I wanted to see 007. Which by some slim chance I haven't heard shit about. Was it any good?

Yeah, I probably just hijacked this thread.

Ryuda · Post by **Ryuda** » December 4, 2002, 5:17 am

Beatx Soggybiscuit

I only beat you when I'm drunk, your only pretty when your crying.

--glassjaw

As far as i can remember every girl and there mother that i know at least hates this band due to the lyrical content. If u listen to their first record it all evolves around some love of his life that broke his heart or some shit like that. so u here lines like that through the whole record. Although u didnt mention gender... it's still obvious that it deals with beating a woman and u also know this since the singer is a guy. so it's going to upset any reader that thinks woman abuse is the SUCK. hehe it's your sig... so its going to reflect on you /shrug.

seiffil · Post by **seiffil** » December 4, 2002, 5:41 am

Worst Sequel....

It's a tie, I don't know which I hated more, The Lost World or Jurrasic Park 3

Major league back to the minors sucked.

American pie 2 and caddyshack 2 weren't too bad though, at least that's what I think.

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » December 4, 2002, 7:05 am

Seymore Butts Anal Adventure 2

the first one was so profound