Rent-a-cops
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Rent-a-cops
Stupid ass motherfucker just fell asleep and crashed into like 3 parked cars next to my house! When I asked if he called the police he goes "I don't know the number to call!" WTF!!!
Last edited by valryte on February 17, 2006, 7:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Rent-a-cops
There are cards parked next to your house? WEIRD!valryte wrote:Stupid ass motherfucker just fell asleep and crashed into like 3 parked cards next to my house!
Hey now! It got to 31 degrees the other night in Kendall.valryte wrote:This is Miami and the only ice your gonna see around here is in the fridge! Besides, he told me he fell asleepHow do you know he fell asleep? Maybe icy streets just caused him to lose control of his vehicle!
Did he crash the cars in a golf cart?! They don't actually give rent-a-cops cars where you live, do they?
Laneela
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South Beach eh? I worked on the beach for about 6 years. Crazy place to live. Glad I finally got out, was bad for my health...with all the drinking you know <g> Just too easy to walk a block and hit a bar. I do miss the pizza though. Now I have to drive for a good slice 
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Oh nononono. I live just north of south beach. Close enough to take a cab home if I drink a little too much but far enough away that I can actually find parking close to my house.
There's good pizza to be had in Kendall but yeah, unless you're going to your neighbour's house, chances are that you're getting in your car to get there. ><
oh and hi Cannoooooooo! *hugglez*
There's good pizza to be had in Kendall but yeah, unless you're going to your neighbour's house, chances are that you're getting in your car to get there. ><
oh and hi Cannoooooooo! *hugglez*
Laneela
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
Ah ok, I was going to say if you live in South Beach, I was going to feel sorry for you unless of course you lived in one of the luxory condos
. Parking is so terrible there for residents. The best pizza I know of in Kendall is Mama Mia's in country walk. It's not too far from me. Gino's on the beach is still my favorite, unless I'm in the mood for Pizza Rustica.
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By far, my favorite pizza is still Frankie's on Bird. Cassola's and Big Cheese are pretty good too. Have you ever been to Mario the Baker's in N. Miami? Their garlic rolls are worth the drive. >< I've never had Mama Mia's. Country Walk has always been a bit of a nightmare drive for me and since no one I know lives over there anymore, I try to avoid it.
I'm zoning in on you btw. From the rent-a-cops and your distance to Country Walk, I'm saying you live in the Hammocks area.
edit: dude, REPRESENT! =P your total posts right now are 305.
I'm zoning in on you btw. From the rent-a-cops and your distance to Country Walk, I'm saying you live in the Hammocks area.
edit: dude, REPRESENT! =P your total posts right now are 305.
Laneela
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
LOL!dude, REPRESENT! =P your total posts right now are 305
Yeah, Frankie's is a classic in Miami, but I don't really live near it. I only eat it when I go over to one of my friend's house who lives near it. Believe it or not, him and his girlfriend's Valentine tradition is actually staying home and eating Frankie's
Cassola's is pretty good, nice that they are open till 2am also. My company moved from the beach to Gables, so it's nice to have Cassola's. There's a place on US1, if you haven't been to it, check it out. It's called Riviera Pizza. It's a little place in a small strip next to Swanson's near Sunset. I'm a big fan of Garlic rolls, so I'll have definately check out that Mario the Baker' in N. Miami.
Close, but a tad too west. I'm in Kendall Breeze, which is on 120st next to the Turnpike. I could never live that west. I need to be near the expressway. That drive in the morning from Hammocks to the turnpike is too crazy for me.I'm zoning in on you btw. From the rent-a-cops and your distance to Country Walk, I'm saying you live in the Hammocks area.
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valryte wrote:Close, but a tad too west. I'm in Kendall Breeze, which is on 120st next to the Turnpike. I could never live that west. I need to be near the expressway. That drive in the morning from Hammocks to the turnpike is too crazy for me.
Mmmmm... Bone Fish Grill.
I will have to check out Riviera Pizza. I take it it's in the mall where the Riviera Movie Theater used to be?
Laneela
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How did you end up with double posts 5 hours apart? hahavalryte wrote:LOL!dude, REPRESENT! =P your total posts right now are 305
Yeah, Frankie's is a classic in Miami, but I don't really live near it. I only eat it when I go over to one of my friend's house who lives near it. Believe it or not, him and his girlfriend's Valentine tradition is actually staying home and eating Frankie's
Cassola's is pretty good, nice that they are open till 2am also. My company moved from the beach to Gables, so it's nice to have Cassola's. There's a place on US1, if you haven't been to it, check it out. It's called Riviera Pizza. It's a little place in a small strip next to Swanson's near Sunset. I'm a big fan of Garlic rolls, so I'll have definately check out that Mario the Baker' in N. Miami.
Close, but a tad too west. I'm in Kendall Breeze, which is on 120st next to the Turnpike. I could never live that west. I need to be near the expressway. That drive in the morning from Hammocks to the turnpike is too crazy for me.I'm zoning in on you btw. From the rent-a-cops and your distance to Country Walk, I'm saying you live in the Hammocks area.
Jealousy.Sylvus wrote:Why don't you two get a room or something.
Rancor.Cadalano wrote:I demand that a Miami Foodstuffs discussion forum be opened
Sensationalism. (^5, Lali.)Laliana wrote:I smell a new love connection here!
Or at least some new places to eat.Laughing
Laneela
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
You may take our lives, but you will never take our trousers!
LOL...me thinks the VV backup is buggedHow did you end up with double posts 5 hours apart? haha
hehe, yeah I live next to it. That place rocks. Bang-bang shrimp and crab cakes!Mmmmm... Bone Fish Grill.
Yup. But if your not really into the Beach type pizza then you might not like it.
I will have to check out Riviera Pizza. I take it it's in the mall where the Riviera Movie Theater used to be?
LOL, well if she's right about the garlic rolls at Marios maybe haha. Truth be told, I'm just trying to raise my post count. Food and Miami is something I can talk about foreverI smell a new love connection here!
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