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5 Worst movies of all time
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The Farelli's movies are usually either loved or absolutely hated for their rather uhhh, "alternative" sense of humor.Durew wrote:You sir, need to be shotKilornCloudwalker wrote:Dumb and Dumber
I thought Dumb and Dumber, Something About Mary, and especially Me, Myself and Irene were just flat out sick funny.
The Man in the Iron Mask
Unbreakable (A lot of people loved this movie. I did not. It certainly wasn't one of the worst movies ever made, but it was misadvertised up the bung hole. Because of that, I came away pissed off after seeing it and have never been able to forgive it since)
Waterworld
Battlefield Earth
Crocodile Hunter thing
Honorable mention: The Boondock Saints (OK, not that bad, but I think it's severely overrated)
Unbreakable (A lot of people loved this movie. I did not. It certainly wasn't one of the worst movies ever made, but it was misadvertised up the bung hole. Because of that, I came away pissed off after seeing it and have never been able to forgive it since)
Waterworld
Battlefield Earth
Crocodile Hunter thing
Honorable mention: The Boondock Saints (OK, not that bad, but I think it's severely overrated)
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Leonard Part 6
Ishtar
Street fighter
Nothing But Trouble
Spice World
I defy anyone to find a person who loves any of those pieces of shit and all had well known actors in them.
Ishtar
Street fighter
Nothing But Trouble
Spice World
I defy anyone to find a person who loves any of those pieces of shit and all had well known actors in them.
War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .
Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
Dwight Eisenhower
Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
Dwight Eisenhower
Gah, Megaforce!
I see Unbreakable and Boondock Saints in this list, kinda shocking to see these, maybe not the all time greatest but far far from the bottom. I guess gone in 60 seconds and fast and the furious would be on the top five list.
1. what ever that Emmineminememnein movie was that I didnt see that just came out and is gone.
2. That last highlander
3. Megaforce (A big fuck you to Skogen for reminding me of this movie)
4. Unreleased Fantastic Four flick
5. Punisher, hmm any movie with Lundgren(sp?) prolly.
I see Unbreakable and Boondock Saints in this list, kinda shocking to see these, maybe not the all time greatest but far far from the bottom. I guess gone in 60 seconds and fast and the furious would be on the top five list.
1. what ever that Emmineminememnein movie was that I didnt see that just came out and is gone.
2. That last highlander
3. Megaforce (A big fuck you to Skogen for reminding me of this movie)
4. Unreleased Fantastic Four flick
5. Punisher, hmm any movie with Lundgren(sp?) prolly.
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1. The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh (proof yet again that athletes should not be in movies, although the afro's rocked!)
2. Battelfield Earth
3. Godzilla (the 1990's version of course)
4. McHale's Navy (The one staring Rosanne's pig)
5. The Bare Wench Project (taughted to be a sweet tit-flick...was lame, if not limp)
Jice: Leonard Part 6 was sweetness. That whole movie was my college thesis on why vegitarians are *evil*. Can't argue on the rest though
2. Battelfield Earth
3. Godzilla (the 1990's version of course)
4. McHale's Navy (The one staring Rosanne's pig)
5. The Bare Wench Project (taughted to be a sweet tit-flick...was lame, if not limp)
Jice: Leonard Part 6 was sweetness. That whole movie was my college thesis on why vegitarians are *evil*. Can't argue on the rest though
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You people can really pick some rotten ones!
5. Battlefield Earth
4. Leonard Part 6 (thanks to Jice for the reminder)
3. The Avengers
2. Ishtar (I hate you Kilmoll)
And the worst movie was an Indiana Jones rip-off that actually made it to movie theaters in 1986, and stayed there for a couple weeks. I was a kid when I saw it, and so had no choice in the matter. I have never forgiven my parents for this, and they feel I'm justified in that stance.
1. Jake Speed
5. Battlefield Earth
4. Leonard Part 6 (thanks to Jice for the reminder)
3. The Avengers
2. Ishtar (I hate you Kilmoll)
And the worst movie was an Indiana Jones rip-off that actually made it to movie theaters in 1986, and stayed there for a couple weeks. I was a kid when I saw it, and so had no choice in the matter. I have never forgiven my parents for this, and they feel I'm justified in that stance.
1. Jake Speed
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
I am pretty tolerant of movies and watch some weird shit. I liked a lot of the lists people said above. Some movies are weird but still enjoyable to watch for special effects and action scenes or just plain bad acting.
My worst 4(can't think of 5):
Mr. Deeds was bad, really painfully bad.
Battlefield Earth was horrid. An insult to a great book.
Steel Magnolias. Actually went to the play to impress a woman even though I hated the movie. I got up and left halfway through.
The crappy Armegeddon-type movie with Elijah Wood. 2 hours of crap waiting for the good 15 minutes of destruction at the end.
If you haven't seen a movie then stfu and don't say bad things about it. 8 Mile wasn't a wonderful movie but it wasn't half bad either. At least wait and see the movie before you judge it.
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My worst 4(can't think of 5):
Mr. Deeds was bad, really painfully bad.
Battlefield Earth was horrid. An insult to a great book.
Steel Magnolias. Actually went to the play to impress a woman even though I hated the movie. I got up and left halfway through.
The crappy Armegeddon-type movie with Elijah Wood. 2 hours of crap waiting for the good 15 minutes of destruction at the end.
If you haven't seen a movie then stfu and don't say bad things about it. 8 Mile wasn't a wonderful movie but it wasn't half bad either. At least wait and see the movie before you judge it.
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OMG! 
I totally agree with Kyo. Some of those movies are classics that should be safe from consideration.
1: Natural Born Killers
2: Kull
3: Any Jim Carey movie (tho he did a great job as the Riddler)
4: Snake Eyes (Cage just sucked in this.)
5: Highlander 2 (just pretend it was never made.)
I must admit that I like a lot of the movies on this thread for whatever reason. Especially Battlefield Earth!
I totally agree with Kyo. Some of those movies are classics that should be safe from consideration.1: Natural Born Killers
2: Kull
3: Any Jim Carey movie (tho he did a great job as the Riddler)
4: Snake Eyes (Cage just sucked in this.)
5: Highlander 2 (just pretend it was never made.)
I must admit that I like a lot of the movies on this thread for whatever reason. Especially Battlefield Earth!
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I can't believe no one has mentioned:
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Truly the most horrible movie ever made. There are a lot of other sucky movies around, especially anything contaminated by Tom Cruise or Adam Sandler. But Plan 9 takes the cake by a huge margin, especially since it was supposed to be serious.
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Truly the most horrible movie ever made. There are a lot of other sucky movies around, especially anything contaminated by Tom Cruise or Adam Sandler. But Plan 9 takes the cake by a huge margin, especially since it was supposed to be serious.
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Fast and the Furious (can't believe that hasn't been listed)
Thirteen Ghosts
Battlefield Earth
Resident Evil
15 Minutes
There are movies I hate even more, but I cant think of them.
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how the hell u hate fight club kilmol?
hmm prolly a lot more movies that should be in this list and much worse movies i havnt seen
1.grease-watched 15 mins of it and based on that can be declared the worst movie ever made
2. blair witch project-come the fuck on
3.dead poets society-just sucked, too damn dramatic depressing and boring
4.prolly any teen movies
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hmm prolly a lot more movies that should be in this list and much worse movies i havnt seen
1.grease-watched 15 mins of it and based on that can be declared the worst movie ever made
2. blair witch project-come the fuck on
3.dead poets society-just sucked, too damn dramatic depressing and boring
4.prolly any teen movies
5."
Loads of bad movies but I'll go with recent ones and mostly bigger budget ones.
1. Artificial Intelligence (I don't care if the concept was good, the movie sucked and could have been 100X's better)
2. Star Wars: Episode I (I weep for original Star Wars fans)
3. Signs (sucked! I downloaded this movie. If I would have gone to the theaters and paid I may have strangled someone on my way out)
4. Dude, Where's My Car. (Total crap. Another movie I watched while playing EQ. I can assure you no one died in EQ while this movie was on)
5. Dungeons and Dragons (this movie would have been more interesting if they filmed a group of nerds playing pen and paper D&D around a table with NFL cheerleaders dressed in cave girl outfits cheering them on in the background)
1. Artificial Intelligence (I don't care if the concept was good, the movie sucked and could have been 100X's better)
2. Star Wars: Episode I (I weep for original Star Wars fans)
3. Signs (sucked! I downloaded this movie. If I would have gone to the theaters and paid I may have strangled someone on my way out)
4. Dude, Where's My Car. (Total crap. Another movie I watched while playing EQ. I can assure you no one died in EQ while this movie was on)
5. Dungeons and Dragons (this movie would have been more interesting if they filmed a group of nerds playing pen and paper D&D around a table with NFL cheerleaders dressed in cave girl outfits cheering them on in the background)
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