It's amazing what 30 lbs. of makeup can do

miir · Post by **miir** » January 27, 2006, 5:31 pm

Who am I?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 27, 2006, 5:35 pm

Brittney?

noel · Post by **noel** » January 27, 2006, 5:35 pm

Jessica Simpson.

Looks like she's put on some weight.

Good.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 27, 2006, 5:40 pm

I never thought of Jessica Simpson as being excessively skinny.
She's got an attractive body but her horse-face is a huge turn off.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 27, 2006, 5:53 pm

She's still cute without, IMO. Her boobs are still big without makeup, and that counts for a lot.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 27, 2006, 6:05 pm

She doesn't look bad there, tho not the most flattering expression

But yeah, the difference is pretty significant.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » January 27, 2006, 6:08 pm

I'm guessing if you had people following you around all the time they'd have plenty of opportunities to get non-flattering photos.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 27, 2006, 6:16 pm

They can't all be glamor shots!

(that's "glamour" for you euros!)

miir · Post by **miir** » January 27, 2006, 6:18 pm

Aslanna wrote:I'm guessing if you had people following you around all the time they'd have plenty of opportunities to get non-flattering photos.

It's not that it 'non-flattering'... it's that she almost looks like a completely different person without all that makeup.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » January 27, 2006, 7:40 pm

Looks the same to me...

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » January 27, 2006, 7:44 pm

She doesn't look all that different to me.. She looks like she is on the verge of crying though, which may play a factor.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 27, 2006, 9:08 pm

Looks a lot better in that shot to me than she does usually.

StupidMcDupid · Post by **StupidMcDupid** » January 27, 2006, 10:09 pm

She's fuckin ugly without makeup.Definately a Butter face.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 28, 2006, 1:19 am

Well, she spent the night getting plugged by some talentless hack (and not the one she was married to), so you shouldn't expect too much.

On another note, isn't it amazing how fast she dropped all those Christian morals once she became a star? People are such shit to their very core.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 28, 2006, 2:40 am

miir wrote:
Aslanna wrote:I'm guessing if you had people following you around all the time they'd have plenty of opportunities to get non-flattering photos.
It's not that it 'non-flattering'... it's that she almost looks like a completely different person without all that makeup.

She looks like my ex-sister-in-law

Also from the South (Alabama) also freaking crazy.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » January 28, 2006, 2:43 am

I thought this thread was gonna be about Michael Jackson....

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 28, 2006, 3:48 am

Laliana wrote:I thought this thread was gonna be about Michael Jackson....

No, that thread would be titled 'It's amazing what 30 lbs. of harvested skin grafts can do"

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 28, 2006, 4:00 am

No, that thread would be called "Its amazing what 90 pounds of flesh can do"

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 29, 2006, 11:45 am

She's just a woman. Not sure what everyone expects of her. She looks fine to me.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 29, 2006, 4:25 pm

LOLROFL SOMEONE GET A PAPER BAG WHAT A FUCKING PIG

Withefel · Post by **Withefel** » January 29, 2006, 6:43 pm

She looks normal to me, nothing to be suprised at. For all you who ripped her or are about to, know that of all the straight males that post here, each and everyone of you(myself included) would do her in a heartbeat, 100% of us and if you say you wouldn't, stop lieing to yourself now.

ASSUMING I WASN'T MARRIED(disclaimer)

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » January 29, 2006, 6:45 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 30, 2006, 3:05 am

I don't see the point of this post. Looks like some chick messing around with her ipod is all.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 30, 2006, 12:32 pm

Withefel wrote:She looks normal to me, nothing to be suprised at. For all you who ripped her or are about to, know that of all the straight males that post here, each and everyone of you(myself included) would do her in a heartbeat, 100% of us and if you say you wouldn't, stop lieing to yourself now.

ASSUMING I WASN'T MARRIED(disclaimer)

I can honestly say I would not, and I'm most definately straight.
She's got a nice body... but

- Excessive makeup is a huge turn-off for me
- Her mouth is too freakin huge, she looks like a horse
- She's dumb as a stump

Maybe 15 years ago I might, but my standards are a bit higher now.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 30, 2006, 12:37 pm

she looks hot without makeup, OH NOS STOP THE PREOSSES WE GOTS AP ICTURE OF SOMEONE MAKING AN AKWARD FACE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 30, 2006, 12:37 pm

miir wrote:
Withefel wrote:She looks normal to me, nothing to be suprised at. For all you who ripped her or are about to, know that of all the straight males that post here, each and everyone of you(myself included) would do her in a heartbeat, 100% of us and if you say you wouldn't, stop lieing to yourself now.

ASSUMING I WASN'T MARRIED(disclaimer)
I can honestly say I would not, and I'm most definately straight.
She's got a nice body... but

- Excessive makeup is a huge turn-off for me
- Her mouth is too freakin huge, she looks like a horse
- She's dumb as a stump

Maybe 15 years ago I might, but my standards are a bit higher now.

the door is wide open folks.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 30, 2006, 10:07 pm

unable.. to resist

must fight.. urge..

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » January 31, 2006, 1:29 pm

like oh em gee she's still attractive without 30 pounds of makeup, that's crazy

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 31, 2006, 2:47 pm

Good Christian girls don't have orgasms. They have shamegasms.

Withefel · Post by **Withefel** » March 30, 2006, 5:03 am

Dam, i'm late in replying to this one. Miir, you're the man and usualy dead on balls acurate unlike some of the fucktards running around this site however, you may wanna check yaself. Midlife Gay check-up at the local mall may be in order for you. Be sure to go with some buds and don't be afraid to be honest.

Besides, if you do find out you're gay you can take pride in the fact that now at least you and midnyte have one thing in common right?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 30, 2006, 9:55 am

Once again and without hesitation, I'd hit it.