Ann Coulter, you silly little girl.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » January 27, 2006, 5:20 pm

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Conservative commentator Ann Coulter, speaking at a traditionally black college, joked that Justice
John Paul Stevens should be poisoned.

Coulter had told the Philander Smith College audience Thursday that more conservative justices were needed on the Supreme Court to change the current law on abortion. Stevens is one of the court's most liberal members.

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the media."

Coulter has made a career of writing and lecturing on her strongly conservative views.

At one point during her address, which was part of a lecture series, some audience members booed when she cut off two questioners. "I'm not going to be lectured to," Coulter told one man in a raised voice.

She drew more boos when she said the crack cocaine problem "has pretty much gone away."

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She's so silly.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » January 27, 2006, 5:27 pm

Mmm creme brulee.

Kaldaur wrote:She drew more boos when she said the crack cocaine problem "has pretty much gone away."

Isn't that true in a way? I thought meth was the big new drug problem.

But I'll leave that for the resident chemical abuse experts.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » January 27, 2006, 5:30 pm

Oh so silly~!

miir · Post by **miir** » January 27, 2006, 5:41 pm

Ann Coulter is one of my favorite cartoon characters.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 27, 2006, 5:42 pm

Bill Mahr wrote: Ann is so peacefull when shes comming

miir · Post by **miir** » January 27, 2006, 6:02 pm

Sionistic wrote:
Bill Mahr wrote: Ann is so peacefull when shes comming

Which reminds me....

I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted.
‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand.
‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’
‘Why?’
She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’

You can read more @ http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 27, 2006, 6:03 pm

Philander Smith College is an all black college in Little Rock, I can't fathom why they would have that neocon racist freak speak there... perhaps the fake Christians have started to convince some African Americans that to keep their faith they must renounce equil rights and opportunity... gah!

Marb

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 27, 2006, 6:29 pm

Ann's the type of girl who would let you snort coke off her back while you're violating her anus. Story only gets 6/10

Trek · Post by **Trek** » January 27, 2006, 9:11 pm

Meth is a huge problem

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » January 27, 2006, 11:27 pm

So huge in fact that here in KS you can no longer purchase any over the counter decongestant containing Pseudophedrine. You have to ask the pharmacist...then give your name, telephone number, address and driver's license number.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » January 28, 2006, 12:14 am

Sargeras wrote:

Oh so silly~!

I'd vote for her for President.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 28, 2006, 1:25 am

Metanis wrote:
Sargeras wrote:

Oh so silly~!
I'd vote for her for President.

And that is why America will soon fall behind countries like Singapore, Thailand, England, and France in every area. We're already sucking Japan's tit for tech, why not other developed countries as well?

But keep praying to that invisible man in the sky! He'll come and smite all those evil scientists!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 28, 2006, 1:28 am

What is funny is that most of those countries Masteen named are predomitely Christian as well... they just aren't predomitely fundamentailst Christian... those people have more akin to other fundamentalist groups than they do Christians.

Marb

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 28, 2006, 1:40 am

Marbus wrote:What is funny is that most of those countries Masteen named are predomitely Christian as well... they just aren't predomitely fundamentailst Christian... those people have more akin to other fundamentalist groups than they do Christians.

Marb

Those people also understand that God doesn't interfere in worldly affairs. The people here have taken the whole "The Lord is my shepherd" thing way too seriously and become sheep themselves.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » January 28, 2006, 2:10 am

masteen wrote:
Metanis wrote:
Sargeras wrote:

Oh so silly~!
I'd vote for her for President.
And that is why America will soon fall behind countries like Singapore, Thailand, England, and France in every area. We're already sucking Japan's tit for tech, why not other developed countries as well?

But keep praying to that invisible man in the sky! He'll come and smite all those evil scientists!

Marbus wrote:What is funny is that most of those countries Masteen named are predomitely Christian as well... they just aren't predomitely fundamentailst Christian... those people have more akin to other fundamentalist groups than they do Christians.

Marb

He named 4 countries, 2 of which are far from Christian

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » January 28, 2006, 7:59 am

And the 2 countries that are can not be compared to the extreme religiousnes of the current USA. Heck Norway is officially Christian as well, but you wouldn't really notice it if you talk to people.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 28, 2006, 8:27 am

Given the choice between her and Hillary I'd vote for her too...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 28, 2006, 2:06 pm

Aabidano wrote:Given the choice between her and Hillary I'd vote for her too...

That is a fucking scary thought. Darth Hillary vs. Ann Palpatine.

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » January 28, 2006, 2:59 pm

Kelshara wrote:

God damned it, why isnt it animated anymore, that was the best avatar evahhhhr.

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 28, 2006, 3:10 pm

Aabidano wrote:Given the choice between her and Hillary I'd vote for her too...

You're serious? 'Kill em and who we don't kill, convert to christianity' fits your worldview better than whatever Hillary stands for? That's fucking scary.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » January 28, 2006, 3:58 pm

I'm with Drolgin. That's a pretty shameful position.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 28, 2006, 4:15 pm

Yea, I always said I would never vote for Hillary for personal reasons, however if she ran against Ann Coulter I would have to eat my words. I don't like Hilary because I believe she is power hungery and isn't a very good mom, but at least I think she would do at least some of the right things with her power rather than AC, that bitch is just crazy.

Marb

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » January 28, 2006, 4:40 pm

I'll vote for Annunaki from the Planet Niburu also called Planet X! Hard to chose between Enki or Enlil do, maybe Ninhurshag.

Asheran Mojomaster · January 29, 2006, 12:54 am

Aslanna wrote:Mmm creme brulee.

Kaldaur wrote:She drew more boos when she said the crack cocaine problem "has pretty much gone away."
Isn't that true in a way? I thought meth was the big new drug problem.

But I'll leave that for the resident chemical abuse experts.

Well, crack is still around, but from my experiences it isnt a huge problem. I have a friend that is a crack head to the core, and he wont listen to anyone when we try to talk to him about it. He is rich enough to afford it though, so whatever. He can destroy his body if he wants to. But yeah, meth is becoming a bigger problem. Cocaine in general is much more widely used from what I can tell though.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 30, 2006, 12:49 pm

I would vote for Ann Coulter so I could watch her get assassinated on live tv and it would be pretty satisfying

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 30, 2006, 12:54 pm

Am I the only one that thinks it would be really interesting to see Coulter in some hardcore porno?

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 31, 2006, 8:34 am

why do you even give these crackpots air-time?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 31, 2006, 9:14 am

vn_Tanc wrote:why do you even give these crackpots air-time?

Who? Al Frankin?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 31, 2006, 10:09 am

Marbus wrote:Yea, I always said I would never vote for Hillary for personal reasons, however if she ran against Ann Coulter I would have to eat my words. I don't like Hilary because I believe she is power hungery and isn't a very good mom, but at least I think she would do at least some of the right things with her power rather than AC, that bitch is just crazy.

Coulter is an entertainer, she's there to get ratings just like Rush Limbaugh. I don't really think she's nearly as large a whacko as she makes herself out to be.

Hillary on the other hand is a poster child for everything that's been wrong with our political and financial systems for the last 20 years. She represents the 'Me first at any cost, to hell with anything but my own short term goals' group with luminaries like Michael Milken, Ken Lay, etc..

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 31, 2006, 12:37 pm

Who? Al Frankin?

Who the fuck is Al Frankin?

That's not a spelling nazi attack. However it's spelt the name means nothing to me.

Does he also have views that mirror those of the Taliban but with "Christian" replacing "Islam" in their deranged outbursts?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 31, 2006, 1:03 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:Who the fuck is Al Frankin?

The bizarro world version of Ann Coulter, makes Michael Moore seem conservative. Used to be a SNL writer and supposed comic.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 31, 2006, 1:09 pm

Sorry Al Franken

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 31, 2006, 1:23 pm

Ah, google turns up a comedian turned possible politician who happens to be a leftie.

Seems pretty mainstream though. I don't see him calling for anyone to be invaded (ho ho). 30 secs of wikipedia paints him as less radical/rabid than Moore, IMO.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 31, 2006, 3:45 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:Ah, google turns up a comedian turned possible politician who happens to be a leftie.

Seems pretty mainstream though. I don't see him calling for anyone to be invaded (ho ho). 30 secs of wikipedia paints him as less radical/rabid than Moore, IMO.

Listen to him on the radio and I think you might change your mind.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 31, 2006, 4:45 pm

I'm currently reading his book, "The Truth" but I'm not personally a big Frankin fan. While most of the stuff in his book is actually very moderate, Cartalas is correct, the few times I've heard him on the radio he seems like a freak. To me I see him as the anti- Bill O'Riley... while those 2 can go after one another until the cows come home, they both have some truth in what they say. They may never see it but I have seen vaild points from each of them. Possibly because I try to catch "the factor" whenever possible. Sure Bill pisses me off sometimes but he usually has some good points... I think he might do better if he didn't work for Fox. If he worked for say CNN, he could give more credence to the left side of the argument and still keep his job...

I wouldn't compare him with Ann Coulter... I wouldn't compare anyone, on either side (except maybe her and Rove both being demons from hell).

Marb

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » January 31, 2006, 4:55 pm

Franken is liberal, but deffinately not an extreme lefty. He's not even close to being the left-wing version of Coulter. It's frightening that some of you could even compare the two.

miir · Post by **miir** » January 31, 2006, 6:18 pm

Franken and O'Riley are both very entertaining and both very good at what they do.

Professional punditry.

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » January 31, 2006, 8:04 pm

Right. I have a distinct feeling that if Bill O'Reilly had been hired to be a leftwing pundit before the O'Reilly factor began, he would have been just "one more liberal rabid dog" on the conservatives' list of angry liberals. He's a professional, and he knows how to play to his demographic.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 31, 2006, 9:32 pm

I'd hit it.

umm isn't singapore a city?

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » January 31, 2006, 9:38 pm

It's a city-state.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 31, 2006, 9:40 pm

Cool place too.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 1, 2006, 1:42 am

miir wrote:Franken and O'Riley are both very entertaining and both very good at what they do.

Professional punditry.

Franken was a comedian before he got into the gig he's in now. I'm not sure what O'Riley did. I'd give the "entertaining" edge to Al Franken.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » February 1, 2006, 2:29 am

Franken is funny and informative only when debunking his counterpart psudo-celebrity pundits on the right. The rest of the time he is a snore at best, and nuts at worst.

Ironic. Perhaps we could find someone on the right who is utterly useless, but is really good at debunking Franken. They could scream tirelessly at one another all day and entertain us all.

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » February 2, 2006, 4:24 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:
Aabidano wrote:Given the choice between her and Hillary I'd vote for her too...
You're serious? 'Kill em and who we don't kill, convert to christianity' fits your worldview better than whatever Hillary stands for? That's fucking scary.

Wouldn't vote for either if there was a reasonable choice, but I would choose her over Hillary as well. *shrug*.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 2, 2006, 4:37 pm

Avestan wrote:Wouldn't vote for either if there was a reasonable choice...

The last one I wanted to vote for was Regan. It's been a choice of lesser evils since then.

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » June 14, 2006, 12:14 pm

Ann Coulter will be on Leno tonight and the other guest is George Carlin. If there is any interaction between the two it should be interesting.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » June 14, 2006, 1:39 pm

Xyphir wrote:Ann Coulter will be on Leno tonight and the other guest is George Carlin. If there is any interaction between the two it should be interesting.

I'm sure they will put on a show. They are both very smart at playign to their audiences and becoming millionaires.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » June 14, 2006, 3:03 pm

Yes but the difference is that while Carlin's liberal message is masked in Comedy at least he touts himself as a comedian while half the idiots that listen to Ann Coulter think she is on the up and up...

Marb

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » June 14, 2006, 3:47 pm

Marbus wrote:Yes but the difference is that while Carlin's liberal message is masked in Comedy at least he touts himself as a comedian while half the idiots that listen to Ann Coulter think she is on the up and up...

Marb

Half the idiots who listen to Carlin think he's a visionary.

Post by **Sylvus** » June 14, 2006, 3:47 pm

What do the other half think?

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