Impatient + Idiot =

[Hoarmurath]

"Driver Penny Blanton sits in her car with passenger Tony Tarter, both from Chillicothe, Ohio, after she drove off the road to avoid traffic stopped for a funeral procession and ended up on a support cable for a power line pole just south of Columbus, Ohio, Thursday Jan. 12, 2006. Blanton was cited by police for being a total dumbass and failure to control her vehicle. (AP Photo/ Columbus Dispatch, Jeff Hinckley)"

[Ransure]

the person in that car looks like a chop to me...

[Leonaerd]

Lol!

[Mr Bacon]

Woman.

[kyoukan]

Woman.

Are statistically less likely to get into a car accident?

[Mr Bacon]

Woman.

Are statistically less likely to get into a car accident?

(Women*) are shitty drivers. Just trying to get a bite to eat at lunch today, the car I was in dealt with 3 women out there who had no fucking clue what they were doing on the road.

One was trying to turn left from a shopping center parking lot in a right only exit (and was blocking the turn-in lane, one cut off people while turning in and out of another parking lot not once, not twice, but three times, and another sat 2 and a half car lengths behind the white line at a red light.

You heard me, women are shitty drivers. Obviously, not every woman is this way, but look at the picture above. Just look at it. I dont care if it's photoshopped - it's accurate.

*just a grammar correction

[Zaelath]

Woman.

Are statistically less likely to get into a car accident?

Drive less, drive shorter distances, drive more when there's less cars on the road. Same as old people are less likely to get in an accident, are you going to say that's because they're better drivers too?

[Kylere]

I am not touching the women men thing on driving. But I am shocked this was not a SUV, most clueless fucking drivers of both sexes tend to drive them.

I wish someone would point out to the fucks BEFORE they fill the ditches with every snowfall that 4 wheel drive is still 4 wheel braking.

[Hesten]

I dont have a drivers licence myself, so know im a bad driver, but hell, whenever im getting a ride home from work with coworkers (gotta love 4 people with cars living close to me), and almost every time i see a person driving badly enough that me, a non-skilled passenger notice it, its a woman. Sorry to say it, but its true.

[Leonaerd]

Woman + cell phone = a blinkerless merge mishap waiting to happen.

I was in a left turn lane that was backed up about 20 cars (rush hour), and a woman in the adjacent, right turn lane was trying to wedge in front of me. Not only was she happily chatting away on her cell phone and blocking the 30 cars behind her from making it through the green light, but she was offended when I didn't let her blinkerless ass in.

It makes me even angrier to know that she didn't learn anything from the situation.

[Winnow]

This isn't a scientific observation but it seems to be women that I see the majority of the time standing outside of cars as I pass by accidents on the freeway.

The accidents I've seen men involved with are cool ones. A year or so ago, this guy's Corvette burst into flames right in the middle lane of the freeway. Huge flames and a black smoke column could be seen from a great distance. I didn't mind being delayed by that accident as it was great entertainment seeing his car totally engulfed in flames as we skirted around it in the outside lane...I could feel the intense heat even with the window up. Women get into those "love-tap" fender benders that are caused by putting on make up and are boring to look at as you drive by but still cause the same delays.

[Noysyrump]

However, in the defense of womaen drivers everywhere, they still look better dressed up as a french maid.