Uranus Jokes
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Uranus Jokes
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Thanks to scientist, Ben Dover for his discovery, we can all look up at URANUS now.
URANUS is four times the size of Earth, larger than originally believed.
Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 billion miles from Earth. This is wrong. It's closer that you think!
There are no incidents of moons associated with URANUS. PHEW!!! That was a close one.
I didn't think URANUS was the one with a big red spot.
Do you know what happens when you ride a bicycle on a different planet? I was hoping you'd know because I saw some skid marks around URANUS.
When earth's rotation causes us to face URANUS, I can only hope I'm upwind.
What are those rings around URANUS?
News Flash: The massive black hole located dead center of URANUS seems to be pulling the two moons right in.
Don't look now, but there are rings around URANUS.
The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether URANUS is holy or not.
URANUS makes earth seem small.
URANUS and it's moons are always visible to the naked eye.
This morning, NASA released a news statement saying there will never be a mission to URANUS. It is far to dangerous, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain.
Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near URANUS.
New scientific studies reveal that there are not five moons on URANUS, but only two, very large moons.
Although URANUS is very far from earth, due to its large size there is no surprise it took man so little time to find it.
When I go to see URANUS, will it be bright? Remind me to bring my blinders anyway.
"Tomorrow" Based on the performance by Annie Cast
"Uranus!" Parody by Spaff.com
Uranus is named for the Greek god, father of twelve of the Titans. (Hence the expression "Uranus Titans.")
Let's sing a song for
Uranus
Seventh planet from the sun
Uranus
It's cyan!
I'd love to explore
Uranus
Someday I'll touch down there and
Be famous
Like Roseanne!
Though they say that it's dark
And stark
And gassy
And no one should go there
But Cher
And J -
Lo -
My candle burns on!
Uranus!
Make a wish and blow it out!
Uranus!
It's your day!
Uranus!
Uranus!
It's asstral!
Uranus!
Though some say
It turns - side - ways!
Make movies about
Uranus!
Betcha they'd get two thumbs up!
Uranus!
Freakin' A!
[Big Broadway finish]
URANUS!
URANUS!
SO HUGE IT
LOOKS HEINOUS!
FROM TWO BILLION
MILES -
A -
WAY!
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
URANUS is four times the size of Earth, larger than originally believed.
Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 billion miles from Earth. This is wrong. It's closer that you think!
There are no incidents of moons associated with URANUS. PHEW!!! That was a close one.
I didn't think URANUS was the one with a big red spot.
Do you know what happens when you ride a bicycle on a different planet? I was hoping you'd know because I saw some skid marks around URANUS.
When earth's rotation causes us to face URANUS, I can only hope I'm upwind.
What are those rings around URANUS?
News Flash: The massive black hole located dead center of URANUS seems to be pulling the two moons right in.
Don't look now, but there are rings around URANUS.
The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether URANUS is holy or not.
URANUS makes earth seem small.
URANUS and it's moons are always visible to the naked eye.
This morning, NASA released a news statement saying there will never be a mission to URANUS. It is far to dangerous, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain.
Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near URANUS.
New scientific studies reveal that there are not five moons on URANUS, but only two, very large moons.
Although URANUS is very far from earth, due to its large size there is no surprise it took man so little time to find it.
When I go to see URANUS, will it be bright? Remind me to bring my blinders anyway.
"Tomorrow" Based on the performance by Annie Cast
"Uranus!" Parody by Spaff.com
Uranus is named for the Greek god, father of twelve of the Titans. (Hence the expression "Uranus Titans.")
Let's sing a song for
Uranus
Seventh planet from the sun
Uranus
It's cyan!
I'd love to explore
Uranus
Someday I'll touch down there and
Be famous
Like Roseanne!
Though they say that it's dark
And stark
And gassy
And no one should go there
But Cher
And J -
Lo -
My candle burns on!
Uranus!
Make a wish and blow it out!
Uranus!
It's your day!
Uranus!
Uranus!
It's asstral!
Uranus!
Though some say
It turns - side - ways!
Make movies about
Uranus!
Betcha they'd get two thumbs up!
Uranus!
Freakin' A!
[Big Broadway finish]
URANUS!
URANUS!
SO HUGE IT
LOOKS HEINOUS!
FROM TWO BILLION
MILES -
A -
WAY!
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
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