my *last* trip to the theatre

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my *last* trip to the theatre

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I haven’t been to a movie theatre in quite some time, tonight I recalled why. We went to the closest movie theatre which is located at the west oaks mall, its in a middle class to lower middle class area and is not exactly by most means “ghetto” or “run down”. Yet, lately, movie theatres have been attracting the most godamn inconsiderate classless fucking assholes I have ever seen in any of the 30+ countries and 5 continents I have witnessed. Watching Kong, which for the most part I enjoyed… other then the fucking family of 9 (all at least physically adults) sitting behind me that were ALL literally making fucking baboon noises and laughing at the most inopportune times of the movie. I am generally a very clam, peaceful and down to earth person that does not easily get upset by nearly anything, but the godamn 100 or so low class assholes that were seemingly raised in a fucking zoo far, far away from any bastion of civilization, by there lack of consideration for anything around them really drove me to the edge. I almost lost my temper outside of the theatre until I was reminded I would likely get stabbed by one of the moviegoers affiliated gangs, forgive my intoxicated rant but I fucking hate inconsiderate low class fucking assholes who do not hold the simple mental capacity that allows them to act somewhat respectable in a public location.
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Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

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noel wrote:
Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

Lay off the pipe man!
Thats good, at least a clam dont make noise like those baboon guys hes complaning about :)
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Hesten wrote:
noel wrote:
Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

Lay off the pipe man!
Thats good, at least a clam dont make noise like those baboon guys hes complaning about :)
That's because when one clam burps, it gives them all away.
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'cause only pot heads have typos. :roll:
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I think we can safely say that clam potheads have them too!
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That's why I go to the theater when it opens or just right after. Nothing like an empty theater...
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Hesten wrote:
noel wrote:
Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

Lay off the pipe man!
Thats good, at least a clam dont make noise like those baboon guys hes complaning about :)
You godda love his contribution to threads, it seems that all he does all day is scrutinize my posts for a typo so he can make a brilliantly original “stupid stoner” insult
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Xzion wrote:
Hesten wrote:
noel wrote:
Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

Lay off the pipe man!
Thats good, at least a clam dont make noise like those baboon guys hes complaning about :)
You godda love his contribution to threads, it seems that all he does all day is scrutinize my posts for a typo so he can make a brilliantly original “stupid stoner” insult
Actually the stupid stoner quote was Noels post, not mine :)
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Maybe the adults behind you were stoned!
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Its because you are an elitist scumbag otherwise you could tolerate the sheep bleeting and the rotten dregs of humanity.

Thats what I was told when I posted about people at theaters. I only do matinees now and preferably on a day off, fuck the MPAA and their bullshit prices, overcrowding and fuck the theaters and their shitty overpriced food.
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Hesten wrote:
Xzion wrote:
Hesten wrote:
noel wrote:
Xzion wrote:...I am generally a very clam...
BWAHAHAHAHA....

Lay off the pipe man!
Thats good, at least a clam dont make noise like those baboon guys hes complaning about :)
You godda love his contribution to threads, it seems that all he does all day is scrutinize my posts for a typo so he can make a brilliantly original “stupid stoner” insult
Actually the stupid stoner quote was Noels post, not mine :)
thats why i quoted you quoting him! 8)
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im pretty sure there were no people making sounds, they were just side effects of your stupid stoned ass having a psychotic episode.
LOLLZ DUDE LETS GET HIGH AND WATCH KING KONG, LOL KONG LOL BONG
LOL LETS HIT THE BONG AND WATCH KONG
KING BONG LOLLZ
GET HIGH WEED 4 LYFE DUDE
LETS DO SOME X AND WATCH KONG
HAHAHA YEAH MAN WHOA LIKE WHOA...
THAT MONKEY IS FUCKING HUGE I BET HE CAN SMOKE A HELLA BLUNT.

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THAT MONKEY IS FUCKING HUGE I BET HE CAN SMOKE A HELLA BLUNT.
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